Swelmart - Revision history

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AleWi: Created page with "{{Company |name = Swelmart |image = 250px |Founder = |Purpose =Discount department stores |Owner = Mr. Burns |Employees = |first appearance = ''..."

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Created page with "{{Company |name = Swelmart |image = 250px |Founder = |Purpose =Discount department stores |Owner = Mr. Burns |Employees = |first appearance = ''..."

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{{Company
|name = Swelmart
|image = [[File:Swelmart.png|250px]]
|Founder =
|Purpose =Discount department stores
|Owner = [[Mr. Burns]]
|Employees =
|first appearance = ''[[C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination]]''
}}

'''Swelmart''' is a discount department stores that [[Mr. Burns]] owns.

== Description==
Our business model is a simpel Darwinian circle of life. We offer low-priced merchandise to you, the consumer. You don't make a lot of money, so you buy our cheaper goods in droves, which makes our mercantile concern enormous and gives us more leverage against our suppliers, sso we can force them to sell to us at slightly below their cost. They, in turn, have no choice but to outsouce to third-world countries so they can still make a profit. You job is given to somebody in, say, Bangalore, forcing you to work at Swelmart, because every job you'ree qualitfied for is now overseas. Swelmart pays you the barely legal minimium wage with no benefits to keep prices even lower. You spend your entire paycheck at Swelmart, because it's the only place you can afford. The local establishments that you previously patronized fall on hard times and have to lower wages. Their employees are forced to save money by shopping at Swelmart. And repeat.

== Appearances ==
*{{bk|C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination}}

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-|Owner = [[Mr. Burns]]
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-|first appearance = ''[[C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination]]''
+|appearance = ''[[C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination]]''
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 == Description ==
-Our business model is a simpel Darwinian circle of life. We offer low-priced merchandise to you, the consumer. You don't make a lot of money, so you  buy our cheaper goods in droves, which makes our mercantile concern enormous and gives us more leverage against our suppliers, sso we can force them to sell to us at slightly below their cost. They, in turn, have no choice but to outsource to third-world countries so they can still make a profit. You job is given to somebody in, say, Bangalore, forcing you to work at Swelmart, because every job you'ree qualitfied for is now overseas. Swelmart pays you the barely legal minimum wage with no benefits to keep prices even lower. You spend your entire paycheck at Swelmart, because it's the only place you can afford. The local establishments that you previously patronized fall on hard times and have to lower wages. Their employees are forced to save money by shopping at Swelmart. And repeat.
+Our business model is a simpel Darwinian circle of life. We offer low-priced merchandise to you, the consumer. You don't make a lot of money, so you buy our cheaper goods in droves, which makes our mercantile concern enormous and gives us more leverage against our suppliers, sso we can force them to sell to us at slightly below their cost. They, in turn, have no choice but to outsource to third-world countries so they can still make a profit. You job is given to somebody in, say, Bangalore, forcing you to work at Swelmart, because every job you'ree qualitfied for is now overseas. Swelmart pays you the barely legal minimum wage with no benefits to keep prices even lower. You spend your entire paycheck at Swelmart, because it's the only place you can afford. The local establishments that you previously patronized fall on hard times and have to lower wages. Their employees are forced to save money by shopping at Swelmart. And repeat.
 == Appearances ==
 *{{bk|C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination}}