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(17)</p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 22:28, May 14, 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l20" >Line 20:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 20:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|After completing [[The Post-Holiday Expansion]]|colspan=2}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|After completing [[The Post-Holiday Expansion]]|colspan=2}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Sad}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Sad}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Hmm. 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border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2">&#160;</td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2">&#160;</td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; 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It was introduced in the {{TOCU|New Year New You}} content update.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After completing [[The Post-Holiday Expansion]]|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Hmm. Protracted gut, excessive sweating, the tub of gravy filled with candy corn you're eating…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}<br /> {{TB|My diagnosis: you are experiencing a momentary spike of obesity…caused by the mass consumption of holiday leftovers.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|All true! So, what wonders of medical science are available for a super overweight person who wants to effortlessly shed a few pounds?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Homer, I can't staple your stomach for a third time. It would kill you.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}moans{{*}} Now how am I going to cash in my &quot;buy two get one free&quot; stomach stapling card?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}chuckles{{*}} You're holding a Krusty Burger punch card — which as your doctor, I can't allow you to cash in. {{*}}takes card{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Well, if you won't help me, maybe Dr. Nick will.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Homer, my solution is for you to go on a strict diet eating only these experimental meal replacement packs.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|How's eating going to help me lose weight?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}<br /> {{TB|They're full of untested chemicals!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Can't argue with chemicals!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task|Collect Dumbbells|125}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Homer Gorge Himself on Meal Replacement Packs|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Bloated}}<br /> {{TB|Must gorge to lose weight!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Suspicious}}<br /> {{TB|Dad, these meal pack labels are just taped on with Band-Aids. {{*}}peels off label{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Nauseous}}<br /> {{TB|I don't feel so good.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|That's because you've been eating US Army cavalry horse feed from the Spanish-American War!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}horse neighs{{*}} No wonder I've been neighing so much!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}<br /> {{TB|No, you can't eat any more of those!}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}&lt;br&gt;[[Serenity Ranch]]|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Hey Homer, I have to give you a ticket…for speeding!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Man, this day can't get worse…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Well, why are you in such a rush?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}<br /> {{TB|I've tried every get-thin-quick scheme I could think of: stuffing myself with diet horse feed on the couch while watching endless reruns of the NHL All-Star Skills Challenge…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br /> {{TB|So, now I'm on my way to Moe's because he does backroom liposuction before noon.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You know, me and some of the other…robust fellas in town are heading over to Tab Spangler's Serenity Ranch.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}chuckles{{*}} Robust.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|He's running a &quot;New Year, New You&quot; weight loss special. You should join us!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Fat Camp? No thank you!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|There's a free all-you-can-eat &quot;welcome guests&quot; buffet tonight…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}<br /> {{TB|Mmm…fat camp buffet.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task|Collect Dumbbells|125}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Homer Rush to Serenity Ranch|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Rancho Relaxo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Glutton}}s Head to Serenity Ranch|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Rancho Relaxo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|3}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Thank you for your patience while filling out these fourteen-page liability release forms.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|So that's what I signed!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I believe we were promised a free all-you-can-eat buffet?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah, where's my free grub?!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Don't worry, at Serenity Ranch we deliver on our promises! So let this magnificent feast start you on your road to wellness.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|This isn't a feast! It's a bunch of plants…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|It's all so green and leafy…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|I detect a distinct lack of protein, which leads me to ask: what kind of FAT CAMP IS THIS?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|A healthy one!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}fires gun{{*}} Storm the kitchen!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Icon|Camera Man||50|emote=Angry}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}attacking noises{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|This may be harder than I thought.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}&lt;br&gt;[[Scammer and Z-Dog Vending Machine]]|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 3 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|You know I don't feel so good. I'm not sure I can handle more wellness training this morning.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}<br /> {{TB|Maybe I could just call my wife to come get me…or at least bring me a burger or pizza.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br /> {{TB|No dice. The registration forms you signed give me full legal authority to keep you here until you are the peak of physical perfection!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|God I love fine print.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|You sir, are worse than Loki the trickster god himself!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Them's the rules and you all signed on the dotted line.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} He can't imprison us! Can he, Chief…?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Well, he did say both &quot;legal&quot; and &quot;authority&quot; in the same sentence, and the DA tells me that's the magic word combo that lets me do whatever I want…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Calm yourselves! Torturing people into shape is a thing of the past. Here at Serenity Ranch, we take a holistic approach to wellness!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I take a holistic approach to eating whatever I want and where I want!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Well, not anymore.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task|Collect Dumbbells|125}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Homer Drink a Green Juice|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Rancho Relaxo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Sakatumi Meditate on Weight Loss|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Rancho Relaxo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Sakatumi]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Strike a Yoga Pose|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Rancho Relaxo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Quimby Learn Pilates|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Rancho Relaxo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Am I doing this &quot;downward dog&quot; thing right? I wish the police dog was here to show me how.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Pained}}<br /> {{TB|Ow! I don't think my back bends this way. Or at all.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Shavasa-whaa?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|It's &quot;Shavasana&quot;. And yes, it's a subpar catchphrase!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Yoga is for moms to meet other moms and show off. We fat dudes should be doing push-ups and karate kicks!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Since I have the legal authority to keep you all here, you better start learning to love our new wellness program…and that means yoga every morning.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Exhausted}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}out of breath{{*}} Yoga is so much harder than anything I did at the Police Academy! And I had to do that twice!}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}&lt;br&gt;[[Unlicensed Surgeon Moe]]|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 4 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}<br /> {{TB|This is all a waste of time! Plus Lard Lad just released a new bacon donut sandwich! It's two bacon donuts with a bacon donut in the center!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|The premiere of a new donut and I am missing it! {{*}}angry noise{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|We've gotta escape this &quot;Serenity&quot; Ranch! If you're with me, put your fat fingers in.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|Homer, maybe you should just relax and get with the program. All this yoga is making me too tired to fight.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}<br /> {{TB|The cop guy is right. Plus, at least we have a steady stream of kombucha to keep us just as drunk as ever. {{*}}kombucha belch{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Suspicious}}<br /> {{TB|Homer, how do you know you don't like wellness, unless you try it?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Shocked}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}short shriek{{*}} You're all traitors to the big and tall!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task|Collect Dumbbells|125}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Homer Convince Fellow Gluttons to Escape|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Rancho Relaxo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Barney Have Another Juice|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Rancho Relaxo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Barney]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Almost Stretch His Back|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Rancho Relaxo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Guys, this is just a big scam! We're wasting time and not losing any weight while we keep paying Tab Spangler to live here on this picturesque ranch!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|Hmm, I wish scamming were illegal, but it's not — so we can't do anything.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}<br /> {{TB|What about you, Comic Book Guy? Don't you want to go back home and run your shop?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|I bet Bart is stealing all your comics as we speak.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Kumiko runs a pretty tight ship thank you very much. But I do miss reading the comics and lamenting about how bad they've all become.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|And Sakatumi…wait, why are you even here? Isn't being big kind of your job?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Sakatumi Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|I was disqualified from the tour when they found out my sumo diaper was really two sumo diapers tied together!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Stern}}<br /> {{TB|Alright, Simpson, you've sold us on the need to get out of here. What's your plan?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}<br /> {{TB|I don't have a plan! I'm just the guy who rallies everyone together so that someone else can come up with the plan.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Worst. Leader. Ever.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}&lt;br&gt;[[Chubby Chaser Chariot]]|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 5 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Look, Homer, we all want to get out of here now, but face it: we're all too fat and slow.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Yeah, Homer, we're not Thors, we're Fat Thors!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|The only way out of here is to train until we're all able to climb over that wall and escape.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}<br /> {{TB|Hmmm…that's it, Barney! We'll get in shape. And there's only one way to do that…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|Stick with the wellness program?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|No, a training montage!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task|Collect Dumbbells|125}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Job|Make Homer Put Together a Training Montage|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Rancho Relaxo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Glutton}}s Train in a Training Montage|4 hours|[[Serenity Ranch]], [[Rancho Relaxo]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}montage music plays{{*}} Whoa, look at me dragging giant tires around! I don't even know where those came from!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}<br /> {{TB|I think I just did a hundred thousand jumping jacks without breaking a sweat!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}lifting weights{{*}} They're going to have to start calling me LEAN TONY!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}stops montage music{{*}} Alright, former fatsos, now we're in the best shape of our lives and all it took was 8 minutes of montaging!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Let us climb over the wall like Wildlings invading Westeros!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}slow clap{{*}} Excellent work, men! I never wavered from my belief that you'd finally realize what it takes to get in great shape.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|You had to hate being here so much that you'd lose weight just to escape!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|So he's not a scammer — he's a genius!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Worst. Twist. Ever.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Tab Spangler Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Hey, I still made a buttload of money off you sorry lot.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}&lt;br&gt;[[Tab Spangler]]|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/New Year New You}}</div> Solar Dragon