Super Bowl Promo/Quotes - Revision history

SolarBot: /* top */replaced: :''' → {{qf| (16), {{qf| → }} , ''': → }} (14), ''( → ''[ (8), )'' → ]'' (8), → (14)

2021-05-20T12:10:04Z

‎top: replaced: :''' → {{qf| (16), {{qf| → }} , ''': → }} (14), ''( → ''[ (8), )'' → ]'' (8), → (14)

SolarBot: /* top */replaced: {{tabQ|gags=no}} → {{TabQ|nogags}}

2020-03-13T22:21:32Z

‎top: replaced: {{tabQ|gags=no}} → {{TabQ|nogags}}

Loco87 at 17:59, June 20, 2014

2014-06-20T17:59:49Z

64.53.237.88 at 16:43, June 20, 2014

2014-06-20T16:43:53Z

64.53.237.88 at 04:52, June 20, 2014

2014-06-20T04:52:51Z

64.53.237.88 at 14:55, April 26, 2014

2014-04-26T14:55:08Z

64.53.237.88 at 14:52, April 26, 2014

2014-04-26T14:52:54Z

64.53.237.88 at 14:49, April 26, 2014

2014-04-26T14:49:44Z

Loco87 at 14:30, April 26, 2014

2014-04-26T14:30:28Z

64.53.237.88: Created page with ":'''Zooey Deschanel''': Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons. :'''Simpsons''': ''(Singing to the tune o..."

2014-04-26T14:28:00Z

Created page with ":'''Zooey Deschanel''': Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons. :'''Simpsons''': ''(Singing to the tune o..."

New page

:'''Zooey Deschanel''': Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons.
:'''Simpsons''': ''(Singing to the tune of the NFL theme)'' We're here in New York for the Super Bowl!
:'''Bart''': We left home. There's no dome and it's super cold!
:'''Homer''': A beer costs eighteen bucks!

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{TabQ|nogags}}
-----
+{{qf|{{Ch|Zooey Deschanel}}}} Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm so excited to be contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons.
-:'''Zooey Deschanel''': Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm so excited to be contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons.
+{{qf|Simpsons}} ''[Singing to the tune of the NFL theme]'' We're here in New York for the Super Bowl!
-:'''Simpsons''': ''(Singing to the tune of the NFL theme)'' We're here in New York for the Super Bowl!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} We left home. There's no dome and it's super cold!
-:'''Bart''': We left home. There's no dome and it's super cold!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} A beer costs eighteen bucks!
-:'''Homer''': A beer costs eighteen bucks!
+{{qf|{{Ch|Terry Bradshaw}}}} Quit bellyaching, Baldy!
-:'''Terry Bradshaw''': Quit bellyaching, Baldy!
+{{qf|{{Ch|Howie Long}}}} ''[As Bart puts two fingers above his head to look like he has bunny ears]'' We're bringing football back to its cold, exciting roots!
-:'''Howie Long''': ''(As Bart puts two fingers above his head to look like he has bunny ears)'' We're bringing football back to its cold, exciting roots!
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[Sarcastically]'' Oh, yeah. Great. Even the hot cocoa's frozen. ''[He turns his mug over and his hot cocoa comes out frozen solid]''
-:'''Bart''': ''(Sarcastically)'' Oh, yeah. Great. Even the hot cocoa's frozen. ''(He turns his mug over and his hot cocoa comes out frozen solid)''
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Why couldn't we be in New Orleans where the weather is as hot as Bourbon street jazz?
-:'''Lisa''': Why couldn't we be in New Orleans where the weather is as hot as Bourbon street jazz?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} The National Football League always knows what it's doing.
-:'''Marge''': The National Football League always knows what it's doing.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Curt Menefee}}}} ''That'' didn't sound very enthusiastic enough, Marge.
-:'''Curt Menefee:''' ''That'' didn't sound very enthusiastic enough, Marge.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[Whispering]'' Yeah. Football overruns are the only reasons Fox is still a network.
-:'''Homer''': ''(Whispering)'' Yeah. Football overruns are the only reasons Fox is still a network.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Michael Strahan}}}} Homer! That's not a very Fox attitude!
-:'''Michael Strahan''': Homer! That's not a very Fox attitude!
+{{qf|{{Ch|Jimmy Johnson}}}} We're going to ask Cleatus the Football Robot to remove you.
-:'''Jimmy Johnson''': We're going to ask Cleatus the Football Robot to remove you.
+:''[Cleatus the Football Robot appears to take Homer away]''
-:''(Cleatus the Football Robot appears to take Homer away)''
+{{qf|Homer}} But I brought my own Cletus! ''[He drags in Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel wearing a pizza box around his body, a chicken bucket on his head, and several other take-out containers all over his arms and legs]''
-:'''Homer''': But I brought my own Cletus! ''(He drags in Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel wearing a pizza box around his body, a chicken bucket on his head, and several other take-out containers all over his arms and legs)''
+{{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} I'm covered with the best protection there is. Fast food packages.
-:'''Cletus''': I'm covered with the best protection there is. Fast food packages.
+:''[The robot grabs Cletus, squeezes him, causing him to collapse, eats a chicken wing, and does his signature victory dance]''

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:21, March 13, 2020
Line 1:		Line 1:
−	{{~~tabQ~~\|~~gags=no~~}}	+	{{TabQ\|nogags}}

	----		----

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 ----
-:'''Zooey Deschanel''': Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel, and I'm so excited to be contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons.
+:'''Zooey Deschanel''': Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm so excited to be contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons.
 :'''Simpsons''': ''(Singing to the tune of the NFL theme)'' We're here in New York for the Super Bowl!
-:'''Bart''': We left home, there's no dome, and it's super cold!
+:'''Bart''': We left home. There's no dome and it's super cold!
 :'''Homer''': A beer costs eighteen bucks!
 :'''Terry Bradshaw''': Quit bellyaching, Baldy!

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 ----
-:'''Zooey Deschanel''': Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm so excited to be contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons.
+:'''Zooey Deschanel''': Hi. I'm Zooey Deschanel, and I'm so excited to be contractually obligated to introduce America's favorite family, the Simpsons.
 :'''Simpsons''': ''(Singing to the tune of the NFL theme)'' We're here in New York for the Super Bowl!
-:'''Bart''': We left home. There's no dome and it's super cold!
+:'''Bart''': We left home, there's no dome, and it's super cold!
 :'''Homer''': A beer costs eighteen bucks!
 :'''Terry Bradshaw''': Quit bellyaching, Baldy!

@@ Line 14: / Line 14: @@
 :'''Homer''': ''(Whispering)'' Yeah. Football overruns are the only reasons Fox is still a network.
 :'''Michael Strahan''': Homer! That's not a very Fox attitude!
-:'''Jimmy Johnson''': We're going to ask Cletus the Football Robot to remove you.
+:'''Jimmy Johnson''': We're going to ask Cleatus the Football Robot to remove you.
-:''(Cletus the Football Robot appears to take Homer away)''
+:''(Cleatus the Football Robot appears to take Homer away)''
-:'''Homer''': But I brought my own Cletus! ''He drags in Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel wearing a pizza box around his body, a chicken bucket on his head, and several other take-out containers all over his arms and legs)''
+:'''Homer''': But I brought my own Cletus! ''(He drags in Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel wearing a pizza box around his body, a chicken bucket on his head, and several other take-out containers all over his arms and legs)''
 :'''Cletus''': I'm covered with the best protection there is. Fast food packages.
 :''(The robot grabs Cletus, squeezes him, causing him to collapse, eats a chicken wing, and does his signature victory dance)''
 ----