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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Substitute Everything |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Love, Springfieldian Style}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}} |characters =..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Substitute Everything
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Love, Springfieldian Style}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Mr. Bergstrom]], [[Lisa]]
|optional = [[Jimbo]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Substitute Everything''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Love, Springfieldian Style}} content update. It requires [[Mr. Bergstrom]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah, Springfield, and a second chance! It's rare for a substitute to come back.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, we're good, no one's taken a sick day in years out of fear of getting fired.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We've had the flu at this school constantly for six years.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
{{TB|Well, if I can’t be a substitute teacher, I guess I can be a substitute some-other-job…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Bergstrom Research Sub Jobs|60 minutes|the [[Java Server]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
{{TB|Let’s see what it says in the classified section of the newspaper…}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|“Look for job listings online.”}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
{{TB|Substitute firefighter, substitute Zamboni driver… I really lucked out that there’s such a bustling Substitute industry.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
{{TB|Hello, my name is Mr. Bergstrom, and I’ll be your substitute heart surgeon today.}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Spacey}}
{{TB|But you're not a doctor. I'm here for my life-saving heart surgery!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
{{TB|Not a problem. I'll just wheel in this TV and show you the movie Patch Adams. It’s ABOUT a doctor.}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Mad}}
{{TB|How’s that gonna help me?!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe the magic of [[Robin Williams]] in a clown nose will fix your arteries?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Eh, I’ve gotta figure out something else to substitute for.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Bergstrom Substitute Other Jobs|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
{{TB|Substitute cop, substitute cab driver, substitute sub sandwich maker…}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|My whole life, I’ve only ever substituted for other people.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|When’s someone going to substitute for *me*?}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|I’ll substitute for you, Mr. Bergstrom.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
{{TB|Really? You’d do that for me?}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|It’ll probably be the only time outside a courtroom someone will call me “Mr.”}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I’m finally going to live my own life!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Bergstrom Live His Own Life|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jimbo Substitute for Mr. Bergstrom|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Jimbo]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Wow, Mr. Bergstrom lived the first day of his own life HARD.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|What do you mean?}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|He joy-rided a motorcycle right into the Carpet Diem Rug Store. He’s in a coma.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|How bad is it, doc?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, he probably would’ve been fine, but he substituted his helmet for a cowboy hat.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh Mr. Bergstrom…}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
{{TB|Who’s “Mr. Bergstrom?”}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You are! You are Mr. Bergstrom!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh yeah! And you are Lisa Simpson!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Bergstrom Remember Who He Is|4 hours|[[Hibbert Family Practice]], [[Springfield General Hospital]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks for helping me remember who I was, Lisa.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Of course, Mr. Bergstrom! You’re my favorite substitute teacher ever!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Substitute teacher?! What kind of crappy job is that?!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Oh no!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
{{TB|Just kidding, Lisa. I remember exactly how crappy being a substitute is.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And I love it!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Love, Springfieldian Style}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Substitute Everything
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Love, Springfieldian Style}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Mr. Bergstrom]], [[Lisa]]
 |optional = [[Jimbo]]
 |previous =
 |next =
@@ Line 16: / Line 18: @@
 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Happy}}

@@ Line 25: / Line 25: @@
 {{TB|We've had the flu at this school constantly for six years.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, if I can’t be a substitute teacher, I guess I can be a substitute some-other-job…}}
+{{TB|Well, if I can't be a substitute teacher, I guess I can be a substitute some-other-job...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Bergstrom Research Sub Jobs|60 minutes|the [[Java Server]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
-{{TB|Let’s see what it says in the classified section of the newspaper…}}
+{{TB|Let's see what it says in the classified section of the newspaper...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|“Look for job listings online.”}}
+{{TB|"Look for job listings online."}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
-{{TB|Substitute firefighter, substitute Zamboni driver… I really lucked out that there’s such a bustling Substitute industry.}}
+{{TB|Substitute firefighter, substitute Zamboni driver... I really lucked out that there's such a bustling Substitute industry.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 40: / Line 40: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
-{{TB|Hello, my name is Mr. Bergstrom, and I’ll be your substitute heart surgeon today.}}
+{{TB|Hello, my name is Mr. Bergstrom, and I'll be your substitute heart surgeon today.}}
 {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Spacey}}
 {{TB|But you're not a doctor. I'm here for my life-saving heart surgery!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
-{{TB|Not a problem. I'll just wheel in this TV and show you the movie Patch Adams. It’s ABOUT a doctor.}}
+{{TB|Not a problem. I'll just wheel in this TV and show you the movie Patch Adams. It's ABOUT a doctor.}}
 {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Mad}}
-{{TB|How’s that gonna help me?!}}
+{{TB|How's that gonna help me?!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
 {{TB|Maybe the magic of [[Robin Williams]] in a clown nose will fix your arteries?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Eh, I’ve gotta figure out something else to substitute for.}}
+{{TB|Eh, I've gotta figure out something else to substitute for.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Bergstrom Substitute Other Jobs|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 59: / Line 59: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Mr. Bergstrom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
-{{TB|Substitute cop, substitute cab driver, substitute sub sandwich maker…}}
+{{TB|Substitute cop, substitute cab driver, substitute sub sandwich maker...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|My whole life, I’ve only ever substituted for other people.}}
+{{TB|My whole life, I've only ever substituted for other people.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|When’s someone going to substitute for *me*?}}
+{{TB|When's someone going to substitute for {{*}}me{{*}}?}}
 {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
-{{TB|I’ll substitute for you, Mr. Bergstrom.}}
+{{TB|I'll substitute for you, Mr. Bergstrom.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
-{{TB|Really? You’d do that for me?}}
+{{TB|Really? You'd do that for me?}}
 {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
-{{TB|It’ll probably be the only time outside a courtroom someone will call me “Mr.”}}
+{{TB|It'll probably be the only time outside a courtroom someone will call me "Mr."}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|I’m finally going to live my own life!}}
+{{TB|I'm finally going to live my own life!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Mr. Bergstrom Live His Own Life|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jimbo Substitute for Mr. Bergstrom|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Jimbo]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
@@ Line 78: / Line 78: @@
 {{TB|What do you mean?}}
 {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|He joy-rided a motorcycle right into the Carpet Diem Rug Store. He’s in a coma.}}
+{{TB|He joy-rided a motorcycle right into the Carpet Diem Rug Store. He's in a coma.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 88: / Line 88: @@
 {{TB|How bad is it, doc?}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Well, he probably would’ve been fine, but he substituted his helmet for a cowboy hat.}}
+{{TB|Well, he probably would've been fine, but he substituted his helmet for a cowboy hat.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Oh Mr. Bergstrom…}}
+{{TB|Oh Mr. Bergstrom...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon}}
-{{TB|Who’s “Mr. Bergstrom?”}}
+{{TB|Who's "Mr. Bergstrom?"}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|You are! You are Mr. Bergstrom!}}
@@ Line 101: / Line 101: @@
 {{TB|Thanks for helping me remember who I was, Lisa.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Of course, Mr. Bergstrom! You’re my favorite substitute teacher ever!}}
+{{TB|Of course, Mr. Bergstrom! You're my favorite substitute teacher ever!}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Bergstrom Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Substitute teacher?! What kind of crappy job is that?!}}