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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Stupid vs Sexy
|image =
|level = 12
|update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle|2}}
|next = [[The True Meaning of Christmas]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Stupid vs Sexy''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between January 5, [[2021]] and January 13, 2021|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
{{TB|You must be this The Leader I've been hearing so much about.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|In the flesh. What can I do ya for?}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Yahweh? What are you doing here?}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Got summoned, major drag.}}
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Tell me about it.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|You two know each other?}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
{{TB|Depends who you ask.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Well, I hope you're not here to try to stop The Leader. He's a good guy. Other than the whippings, but those were well-deserved.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|We're just having a good time here, doing surprisingly lucrative manual labor to prepare things for our new home on Blisstonia.}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
{{TB|Well, this all seems to be in order. I see no reason why we can't all coexist.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Perhaps we could do more. Have you had a chance to see…my spaceship?}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
{{TB|Eh, that's cool. Not really my thing.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Candy Canes|150}} {{Task/Optional|Make Yahweh Play Hacky-Sack With The Leader|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Yahweh]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make The Leader Play Hacky-Sack With Yahweh|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Leader]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Rabbi Krustofsky Plead With Yahweh for Some Smiting|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Rabbi Krustofsky]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Endure Another Whipping|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, Marge. We've worked our way to the top of the religion ladder. There's nobody left to pray to.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Maybe we were praying in the wrong direction.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|It's a bit unconventional, but I guess we could try asking [[Satan]]. Satan is [[Santa]] spelled sideways, sort of, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|You wished to speak with me?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns. Your employee, Homer Simpson, has fallen in with a cult! Will you help us?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|A cult, eh? And what sort of automatons does this cult turn people into?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Mindless!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Mmm, that's the best kind, really. The sentient ones always want to know why you created them, and then they always seem so hurt when you say to make money.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[XMAS Trees Lot]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers, what is the tax status of this cult?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Exempt.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That is worrying. I may no longer be the most evil man in Springfield!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Perhaps we should form our own religion.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|We'd need some sort of belief system, preferably in book form.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|My Rungs of Ruthlessness will be our bible. Commandment One: When in Doubt, Release The Hounds. Commandment Two: Conceal Your Control of the Kerosene Industry Through an Impenetrable Web of Trusts.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|If we need more commandments we can steal them from Jay G's 50 Rules of Ruthlessness.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Is that really the sort of message we want to send?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I guess we must be a religion: we've already got our Judas.}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Excuse me, fine chaps. Have you seen a baby around? About yea-high, long golden locks. Insufferably smug face.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Can't say that we have, sorry friend.}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Quite alright. Thanks for your time. Toodles.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|What a handsome man.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Indeed.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Candy Canes|150}} {{Task/Optional|Make Mr. Burns Start a Cult|4 hours|[[Burns Cult Headquarters]], [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Mr. Burns]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Sort Out the Tax Exemption Paperwork|4 hours|[[Burns Cult Headquarters]], [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Smithers]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make King Herod Search for Baby Jesus|4 hours|{{TOG|Shop}}s}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, Yahweh, but now we have the [[Movementarians]], the Burnsentarians, and the Christians to deal with.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I tried fire and brimstone with Moses but he's a book short of a Pentateuch, if you know what I mean. It's time to bring the chastisement as only you can.}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
{{TB|That was the old me. {{*}}laughs{{*}} I was such a hothead. Plagues of Locusts? Laying waste to Sodom AND Gomorrah? Who was that guy?}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Those were your greatest hits! It's time to dust off the classics.}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I prefer to work in mysterious ways now.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ways that look mysteriously like not working at all.}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Don't push your luck, Rabbi! You want a little of what Nineveh got?}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|There's the wrathful Lord who made the Old Testament a ratings hit!}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|They changed the "God" character so much in the New Testament, it was basically a new book.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|By the way, are you ever going to finish the Bible? It's been more than 2000 years since the last book. The fans are getting impatient.}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I don't owe the fans anything. I'm living my life. They should try living theirs.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Christmas Ignorers United Billboard]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Can you make Homer come home, Grampa?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Are you nuts? I can't even make him come visit me for an hour!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Besides, if I go over there, the next thing you know I'll be handing out pamphlets in the park. I'm what the Navy doctors called weak-minded!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I've already been a member of Sailors for Satan, the Order of the Purple Pyramid, and the Harvard Lampoon!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|So many weirdos!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Anyhow, you've got better ways of persuading him than I do. If I was you, I'd use 'em!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe there is one more card I could play. A Christmas card, I mean…}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Candy Canes|150}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Buy a Sexy Outfit|4 hours|[[Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne]], [[Gold Navy]], [[Abercrombie & Rich]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Accidentally See Marge's Sexy Outfit|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Mom, what is this outfit? It seems to be missing the arms, and the legs, and the…upper chest area.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Oh, uh…you weren't supposed to see that. But I suppose now is as good a time as any.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Lisa, uh…so there are birds and there are bees. And sometimes the birds think the bees are cute, for some reason, and uh…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|Oh my gosh, Mom, please don't try to have the birds and the bees talk with me. I've lived on the streets of Springfield. I've seen things.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Sexy Santa Marge]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, Homie… I have something to show you…}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Security! Don't let him see her outfit!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}
{{TB|Marge? Is that – {{*}}drooling{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Don't you want to come back home with me, Homie?}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, no! You must resist!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}
{{TB|Must…resist…}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Candy Canes|150}} {{Task/Job|Make Sexy Santa Marge Try to be Sexy|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Try to Resist|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make The Leader Fire Up the Spaceship as a Distraction|4 hours|the [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Leader]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Baby Jesus Steal the Spaceship When No One's Looking|4 hours|the [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Baby Jesus]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Burns Hand Out Burnsentarian Pamphlets|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Rabbi Krustofsky Demand Yahweh Smite Them All|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Rabbi Krustofsky]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Yahweh Play Some More Hacky-Sack|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Yahweh]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make King Herod Overhear the Commotion|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[King Herod]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}
{{TB|Must…go with…sexy Santa…}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, Homer. You brought this on yourself. {{*}}whips him{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|Ow! What's happening? Where am I?}}
{{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hey, that's cheating!}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, and that outfit isn't?! Security, get her outta here!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Sea Captain Sleigh]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, you've shown some real fortitude today. I think you're just about ready for the spaceship.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|Woohoo! There's nothing about this cult that I don't love!}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, The Leader, we've completed our list of complaints to be addressed. First and foremost, we need cable in the rooms. Second and…next foremost, Selma needs a shorter robe.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|These legs gotta breathe under here.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh right, I forgot about them.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Yell}}
{{TB|I want to be any place other than here!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Candy Canes|175}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Go Home|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Sexy Santa Marge Change Outfits|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Baby Jesus Leave After Two Minutes of Patty|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Baby Jesus]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Moses Leave After Two Minutes of Selma|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Moses]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make King Herod Wonder Where Baby Jesus Went|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[King Herod]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Baby Jesus was here? And you just…let him go?}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I didn't LET him go. Baby Jesus choked my guard with his toga and stole my spaceship.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|If you see him, you can tell him that he's dead to me. DEAD!}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}}
{{TB|Yes…dead…wouldn't that be nice…mwwaaahahahahaha…}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|I just meant like figuratively.}}
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yes, me too.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Toy Town]] and {{H2020MBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Stupid vs Sexy
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Stupid vs Sexy Icon.png|x100px]]
 |level = 12
 |update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
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 |characters = [[Homer]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Marge]], [[Lisa]], [[Sexy Santa Marge]]
 |optional = [[Yahweh]], [[The Leader]], [[Rabbi Krustofsky]], [[Smithers]], [[King Herod]], [[Baby Jesus]], [[Moses]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |previous = {{TOQP|The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle|2}}
 |next = [[The True Meaning of Christmas]]
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|Between January 5, [[2021]] and January 13, 2021|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}

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 {{TB|Well, this all seems to be in order. I see no reason why we can't all coexist.}}
 {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Perhaps we could do more. Have you had a chance to see…my spaceship?}}
+{{TB|Perhaps we could do more. Have you had a chance to see...my spaceship?}}
 {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
 {{TB|Eh, that's cool. Not really my thing.}}
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 {{TB|Quite alright. Thanks for your time. Toodles.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|…}}
+{{TB|...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|What a handsome man.}}
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 {{TB|Anyhow, you've got better ways of persuading him than I do. If I was you, I'd use 'em!}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|Maybe there is one more card I could play. A Christmas card, I mean…}}
+{{TB|Maybe there is one more card I could play. A Christmas card, I mean...}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Candy Canes|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Buy a Sexy Outfit|4 hours|[[Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne]], [[Gold Navy]], [[Abercrombie & Rich]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Accidentally See Marge's Sexy Outfit|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
-{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Mom, what is this outfit? It seems to be missing the arms, and the legs, and the…upper chest area.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Mom, what is this outfit? It seems to be missing the arms, and the legs, and the...upper chest area.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
-{{TB|Oh, uh…you weren't supposed to see that. But I suppose now is as good a time as any.}}
+{{TB|Oh, uh...you weren't supposed to see that. But I suppose now is as good a time as any.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
-{{TB|Lisa, uh…so there are birds and there are bees. And sometimes the birds think the bees are cute, for some reason, and uh…}}
+{{TB|Lisa, uh...so there are birds and there are bees. And sometimes the birds think the bees are cute, for some reason, and uh...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
 {{TB|Oh my gosh, Mom, please don't try to have the birds and the bees talk with me. I've lived on the streets of Springfield. I've seen things.}}
@@ Line 154: / Line 154: @@
 {{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Sexy Santa Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|Oh, Homie… I have something to show you…}}
+{{TB|Oh, Homie... I have something to show you...}}
 {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Security! Don't let him see her outfit!}}
@@ Line 164: / Line 164: @@
 {{TB|Homer, no! You must resist!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}
-{{TB|Must…resist…}}
+{{TB|Must...resist...}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Candy Canes|150}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Sexy Santa Marge Try to be Sexy|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Try to Resist|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make The Leader Fire Up the Spaceship as a Distraction|4 hours|the [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Leader]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Baby Jesus Steal the Spaceship When No One's Looking|4 hours|the [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Baby Jesus]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Burns Hand Out Burnsentarian Pamphlets|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Rabbi Krustofsky Demand Yahweh Smite Them All|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Rabbi Krustofsky]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Yahweh Play Some More Hacky-Sack|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Yahweh]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make King Herod Overhear the Commotion|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[King Herod]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}
-{{TB|Must…go with…sexy Santa…}}
+{{TB|Must...go with...sexy Santa...}}
 {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
 {{TB|Alright, Homer. You brought this on yourself. {{*}}whips him{{*}}}}
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 {{TB|Woohoo! There's nothing about this cult that I don't love!}}
 {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
-{{TB|Alright, The Leader, we've completed our list of complaints to be addressed. First and foremost, we need cable in the rooms. Second and…next foremost, Selma needs a shorter robe.}}
+{{TB|Alright, The Leader, we've completed our list of complaints to be addressed. First and foremost, we need cable in the rooms. Second and...next foremost, Selma needs a shorter robe.}}
 {{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|These legs gotta breathe under here.}}
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 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Candy Canes|175}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Go Home|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Sexy Santa Marge Change Outfits|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Baby Jesus Leave After Two Minutes of Patty|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Baby Jesus]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Moses Leave After Two Minutes of Selma|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Moses]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make King Herod Wonder Where Baby Jesus Went|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[King Herod]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Baby Jesus was here? And you just…let him go?}}
+{{TB|Baby Jesus was here? And you just...let him go?}}
 {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|I didn't LET him go. Baby Jesus choked my guard with his toga and stole my spaceship.}}
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 {{TB|If you see him, you can tell him that he's dead to me. DEAD!}}
 {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}}
-{{TB|Yes…dead…wouldn't that be nice…mwwaaahahahahaha…}}
+{{TB|Yes...dead...wouldn't that be nice...mwwaaahahahahaha...}}
 {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
 {{TB|I just meant like figuratively.}}