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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Stunt Force Trauma |image = |level = 56 |update = {{TOCU|Level 56}} |requirements = |characters = Lance Murdock, Moe, Krusty, Sea Ca..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Stunt Force Trauma
|image =
|level = 56
|update = {{TOCU|Level 56}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Lance Murdock]], [[Moe]], [[Krusty]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Willie]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
|optional =
|previous = [[A Drop in the Bucket]]
|next =
}}

'''Stunt Force Trauma''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 56}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon}}
{{TB|The flyer I used as a blanket last night says you folks have a daredevil-grade Danger Pool in this town.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|We got daredevil-grade everythings around here. You ever fight off a bunch of acid-spewin' tentacles?}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon}}
{{TB|No, not really.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Then you'll probably wanna stay out of the can in my bar.}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The Internet, has so many death-defying stunts at the click of a button. I guess an old-time daredevil like me is just background noise.}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe if I sit here long enough feeling sorry for myself, I'll inadvertently imagine a stunt so shocking it would win people back.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I hear ya.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Imagine a Shocking Stunt|4 hours|a {{White House}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I've been sitting here so long I missed the birth of two grandkids, but I still can't imagine a shocking enough stunt!}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe I need inspiration. I should visit some of the most dangerous places in Springfield!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Tour the Nuclear Plant|60 minutes|the [[Control Building]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Tour Springfield Penitentiary|60 minutes|[[Springfield Penitentiary]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Tour the Brown House|60 minutes|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|All those danger zones and still no ideas. I am one uninspired character.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Have you tried getting blackout drunk? Last time I did that I couldn't believe what I accomplished!}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon}}
{{TB|Did you write The Great American Novel or something?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No, I loaded the dishwasher! Except it was the clothes dryer. I'm still finding gravy boat chips in my underwear.}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm… I got married to three ex-wives and an ex-husband while blackout drunk. It sounds like a great idea!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Get Blackout Drunk|24 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Hungover}}
{{TB|Ugh, my head! Why doesn't someone invent a cast for a broken brain?}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wait, I remember something… Yes, I had the most amazing idea for a new stunt!}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But it's going to require a lot of "hard to find" items.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to Moe's black market! Tell your friends -- most of our business is referrals.}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon}}
{{TB|I've got a pretty long list, some of of it borderline illegal.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|No worries. My business associates and I pride ourselves on tracking down anything, no matter which side of the legal borderline it's on.}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, first I'll need some aspirin. A lot of aspirin…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Aspirin? Where the hell am I supposed to find that?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Smuggle in Alligators|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Krusty Smuggle in Electric Eels|8 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Sea Captain Smuggle in Sharks|8 hours|the [[Houseboat]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Willie Wrestle Down a Lion|8 hours|[[Willie's Shack]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ladies and gentlemen! Prepare to be amazed by my most dangerous stunt ever!}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|In defiance of all common sense, I intend to jump over this pool, filled with nature's most dangerous animals!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|I call B.S… Bad and Stupid! This is the exact same stunt you did in Springfield like, 25 years ago!}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But this time, I'm broadcasting in real time over the internet… unmoderated, with comments enabled!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasps* Comments enabled? Are you mad?!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Perform a Dangerous Stunt|4 hours|the [[Danger Pool]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Live-Stream Lance Murdock's Stunt|4 hours|the [[Java Server]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Hurt}}
{{TB|Ouch… did it work? Did people like the stunt?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Most of them. A few got distracted by a particularly thrilling pop-up ad for home refinancing.}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Hurt}}
{{TB|So It worked? I'm relevant again?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|The parts of you that weren't bitten off, yes.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Successful daredevil stunts are old news, but everybody loves seeing some idiot get maimed online!}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy Hurt}}
{{TB|Thanks, son. This experience has reminded me of what's important in life.}}
{{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy Hurt}}
{{TB|And to think, I was THIS close to retiring from stunt work and going back to managing billion-dollar hedge funds.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|You've been awarded Lance Murdock's “Perform a Dangerous Stunt” animated job!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|5000}} and {{XP|500}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Level 56-60}}

@@ Line 116: / Line 116: @@
 {{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy Hurt}}
 {{TB|And to think, I was THIS close to retiring from stunt work and going back to managing billion-dollar hedge funds.}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|You've been awarded Lance Murdock's "Perform a Dangerous Stunt" animated job!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|5000}} and {{XP|500}}|colspan=2}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Stunt Force Trauma
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Lance Murdock Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 56
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 56}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Lance Murdock]], [[Moe]], [[Krusty]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Willie]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
 |optional =
 |previous = [[A Drop in the Bucket]]
 |next = {{TOQP|Old Gray Marriage|1}}
@@ Line 15: / Line 17: @@
 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After tapping on Lance Murdock's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon}}
@@ Line 120: / Line 122: @@
 == Behind the Laughter ==
-The quest name is a pun on 'blunt force trauma'.
+The quest name is a pun on "blunt force trauma."
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Level 56-60}}

@@ Line 58: / Line 58: @@
 {{TB|No, I loaded the dishwasher! Except it was the clothes dryer. I'm still finding gravy boat chips in my underwear.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon}}
-{{TB|Hmm… I got married to three ex-wives and an ex-husband while blackout drunk. It sounds like a great idea!}}
+{{TB|Hmm... I got married to three ex-wives and an ex-husband while blackout drunk. It sounds like a great idea!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Get Blackout Drunk|24 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 69: / Line 69: @@
 {{TB|Ugh, my head! Why doesn't someone invent a cast for a broken brain?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Wait, I remember something… Yes, I had the most amazing idea for a new stunt!}}
+{{TB|Wait, I remember something... Yes, I had the most amazing idea for a new stunt!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|But it's going to require a lot of "hard to find" items.}}
@@ Line 79: / Line 79: @@
 {{TB|No worries. My business associates and I pride ourselves on tracking down anything, no matter which side of the legal borderline it's on.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon}}
-{{TB|Okay, first I'll need some aspirin. A lot of aspirin…}}
+{{TB|Okay, first I'll need some aspirin. A lot of aspirin...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
 {{TB|Aspirin? Where the hell am I supposed to find that?}}
@@ Line 94: / Line 94: @@
 {{TB|In defiance of all common sense, I intend to jump over this pool, filled with nature's most dangerous animals!}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
-{{TB|I call B.S… Bad and Stupid! This is the exact same stunt you did in Springfield like, 25 years ago!}}
+{{TB|I call B.S... Bad and Stupid! This is the exact same stunt you did in Springfield like, 25 years ago!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|But this time, I'm broadcasting in real time over the internet… unmoderated, with comments enabled!}}
+{{TB|But this time, I'm broadcasting in real time over the internet... unmoderated, with comments enabled!}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|{{*}}gasps* Comments enabled? Are you mad?!}}
+{{TB|{{*}}gasps{{*}} Comments enabled? Are you mad?!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lance Murdock Perform a Dangerous Stunt|4 hours|the [[Danger Pool]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Live-Stream Lance Murdock's Stunt|4 hours|the [[Java Server]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lance Murdock Icon|Hurt}}
-{{TB|Ouch… did it work? Did people like the stunt?}}
+{{TB|Ouch... did it work? Did people like the stunt?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 {{TB|Most of them. A few got distracted by a particularly thrilling pop-up ad for home refinancing.}}
@@ Line 115: / Line 115: @@
 {{TB|And to think, I was THIS close to retiring from stunt work and going back to managing billion-dollar hedge funds.}}
 {{TBT|'''Message'''}}
-{{TB|You've been awarded Lance Murdock's “Perform a Dangerous Stunt” animated job!}}
+{{TB|You've been awarded Lance Murdock's "Perform a Dangerous Stunt" animated job!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|5000}} and {{XP|500}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Level 56-60}}