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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Strut Walk
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Ned]], [[Shredded Ned]], [[Quimby]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
|optional = {{TOCG|Regular Female}}s, {{TOCG|Premium Female}}s, [[Hugs Bunny]]
|previous = [[St. Easter?]]
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''Strut Walk''' is an event-exclusive quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016}} content update. It unlocks [[Shredded Ned]].

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Combining the day when HE has risen with the day that so many are falling down drunk is blasphemy!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Or something a devout Catholic would do.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|If Pope Gregory XIII hadn’t messed with the Julian calendar we wouldn’t be havin’ these problems!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Protest St. Patrick's Day |4 hours|[[O'Flanagan's Pub]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|It's about time we followed someone with a true and pure heart. Sorry, Timothy.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|No apology needed, Helen.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Ned's a real man -- from the hairs on his moustached face to the tips of his Hush Puppy lace.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And if he's single… I call dibs!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I want Ned's dibs!}}
{{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Northern Irish Leprechaun Icon}}
{{TB|SHIENASTOI RIGATON! (We support a strong independent Protestant Easter!)}}
{{Tapped Out Leprechaun Icon}}
{{TB|Sheeleon shahshashacho. (Catholic unification is inevitable.)}}
{{Tapped Out Yupprechaun Icon}}
{{TB|Hishelele evashano. (Nationalism and cultural exclusivism is SO outdated.)}}
{{Tapped Out Leprechaun Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|VATANONOGOTIN! (You are not a true Irish Leprechaun!)}}
{{Tapped Out Yupprechaun Icon}}
{{TB|Geto, otoi, scotchomadrunkaloo. (Ah, the no true Scotsman argument.)}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|The Northern Irish Leprechaun joins the other little green folk this year. Get him in the store!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm still not over those Catholics trying to put their stamp on Easter.}}
{{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
{{TB|Ease up, Ned. Have a beer and celebrate the Eucharist with us.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Alcohol and transubstantiated blood don't make any more sense than the paradox of Matthew 10:39.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|That's teetering on Bacchanalia!}}
{{Tapped Out Father Sean Icon}}
{{TB|Just doing our part for the almighty Maker – Duff Brewery. Nice St. Patty's shirt by the way!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Rip off His Green Shirt|6 seconds|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Shredded Ned]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|St. Patty's Day shirt, what was I thinking? Glad I ripped that green right outta the scene!}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Your shirt's not the only thing around here that's ripped. Catch my drift?}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That bod's more cut than [[Julius Caesar]] on the Ides of March! Meow-ow-ow!}}
{{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry ladies, paw at some other scratchin' post ‘cause I'm busy with the Holy Ghost.}}
{{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Now if you'll pardon my pecs…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Shredded Ned Work Out|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Since I'm pumped AND popular, maybe I should throw an Easter party!}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|Time to rock our cocktail dresses, ladies!}}
{{Tapped Out Hugs Bunny Icon}}
{{TB|Hugs' ears perk up for parties. I'll hippity-hop the light fantastic!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Women, stupid shirtless Flanders and a walk-around non-chocolate bunny. What kind of party is this?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Shredded Ned Throw an Easter Party|4 hours|[[Flanders House]]}} If the player is Level 40+: {{Task/JobMulti|Make Women Attend the Party|4 hours|[[Flanders House]]|3}} {{Task/Optional|Make Hugs Bunny Attend the Party|4 hours|[[Flanders House]]|char=[[Hugs Bunny]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon}}
{{TB|The hedge is looking bushier than a Babylonian's beard. Time to pluck that privet!}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|I hope I can watch.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}
{{TB|You'll have an obstructed view, because you'll be behind me!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Shredded Ned Trim the Hedge|4 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ugh, those women! Acting like second graders!}}
{{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon}}
{{TB|As long as they're ogling Easter, I don't mind them ogling my keister!}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You would let them objectify you like that? Doesn't that insult you?}}
{{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Hmm, maybe you're right. My Easter message might be getting a little holy-watered down.}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
{{TB|I'll give you my number. Maybe we can turn that holy water into a box of wine!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Mayor Quimby, my disciples have got my back… and my front. We demand an end to the immorality plaguing our city!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Topless Ned Flanders is preaching to me about moral decency?!}}
{{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That was the only shirt I had!}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon}}
{{TB|You can have mine!}}
{{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Sweet Mary and her Magdalenes! AHHHH!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield}} {{Task/Job|Make Shredded Ned Hide|12 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Shirtless Flanders is going to steal my mistress right out from under me.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You've got to help me stop him!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm your wife you jerk!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Er, uh… what kind of marriage do we have if we can't help one another?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall}} {{Task/Job|Make Mayor Quimby Figure Out What to Do|12 hours|the [[Town Hall]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|We can't have a topless muscle man in our town!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|We should ship him off to the topless beaches of [[France]].}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Or have him work a very sudsy charity car wash away from here.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I can't banish a man from our fair town for being too handsome!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|But I can inflict a worse fate… marry him off.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Drop your wedding dresses, ladies! There'll be no Ned — newlywed or otherwise.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|What's your position on pre-marital snuggling?}}
{{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon}}
{{TB|I only know one position for snuggling, but maybe it's time I turn over a new belief.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I'd give my left eyeball for just one lady to hit on old Moe…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|…and I'm not even askin' for a human lady.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Shredded Ned Ponder Virtuous Love|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}} If the player is Level 40+: {{Task/JobMulti|Make Women Go to the Bar to Ponder Things|4 hours|[[O'Flanagan's Pub]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You ladies should focus more on our Lord rising from the tomb than making me your groom.}}
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Sorry, but it was your muscles we wanted, not your morals.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Let's head to O'Flanagan's and drink until the other men look good without shirts on.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|How many Duffs does it take for me to start looking buff?}}
{{Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon}}
{{TB|All the beer in Ireland couldn't pull that off.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Guess I'll keep my bolo tie cinched then.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Drink at O'Flanagan's|4 hours|[[O'Flanagan's Pub]]|6}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/St. Easter}}

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 {{Tapped Out Yupprechaun Icon}}
 {{TB|Geto, otoi, scotchomadrunkaloo. (Ah, the no true Scotsman argument.)}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|The Northern Irish Leprechaun joins the other little green folk this year. Get him in the store!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Strut Walk
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out St. Patrick's Day 2016 Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Ned]], [[Shredded Ned]], [[Quimby]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
 |optional = {{TOCG|Regular Female}}s, {{TOCG|Premium Female}}s, [[Hugs Bunny]]
 |previous = [[St. Easter?]]
 |next =

@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 {{TB|Or something a devout Catholic would do.}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
-{{TB|If Pope Gregory XIII hadn’t messed with the Julian calendar we wouldn’t be havin’ these problems!}}
+{{TB|If Pope Gregory XIII hadn't messed with the Julian calendar we wouldn't be havin' these problems!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Protest St. Patrick's Day |4 hours|[[O'Flanagan's Pub]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 33: / Line 33: @@
 {{TB|Ned's a real man -- from the hairs on his moustached face to the tips of his Hush Puppy lace.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|And if he's single… I call dibs!}}
+{{TB|And if he's single... I call dibs!}}
 {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|I want Ned's dibs!}}
@@ Line 79: / Line 79: @@
 {{TB|That bod's more cut than [[Julius Caesar]] on the Ides of March! Meow-ow-ow!}}
 {{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon}}
-{{TB|Sorry ladies, paw at some other scratchin' post ‘cause I'm busy with the Holy Ghost.}}
+{{TB|Sorry ladies, paw at some other scratchin' post 'cause I'm busy with the Holy Ghost.}}
 {{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon}}
-{{TB|Now if you'll pardon my pecs…}}
+{{TB|Now if you'll pardon my pecs...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Shredded Ned Work Out|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 128: / Line 128: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Shredded Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Shredded Ned Icon}}
-{{TB|Mayor Quimby, my disciples have got my back… and my front. We demand an end to the immorality plaguing our city!}}
+{{TB|Mayor Quimby, my disciples have got my back... and my front. We demand an end to the immorality plaguing our city!}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 {{TB|Topless Ned Flanders is preaching to me about moral decency?!}}
@@ Line 151: / Line 151: @@
 {{TB|I'm your wife you jerk!}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
-{{TB|Er, uh… what kind of marriage do we have if we can't help one another?}}
+{{TB|Er, uh... what kind of marriage do we have if we can't help one another?}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Mayor Quimby Figure Out What to Do|12 hours|the [[Town Hall]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
@@ Line 162: / Line 162: @@
 {{TB|I can't banish a man from our fair town for being too handsome!}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Smug}}
-{{TB|But I can inflict a worse fate… marry him off.}}
+{{TB|But I can inflict a worse fate... marry him off.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{TB|I only know one position for snuggling, but maybe it's time I turn over a new belief.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|I'd give my left eyeball for just one lady to hit on old Moe…}}
+{{TB|I'd give my left eyeball for just one lady to hit on old Moe...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|…and I'm not even askin' for a human lady.}}
+{{TB|...and I'm not even askin' for a human lady.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Shredded Ned Ponder Virtuous Love|4 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>If the player is Level 40+: {{Task/JobMulti|Make Women Go to the Bar to Ponder Things|4 hours|[[O'Flanagan's Pub]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

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 }}
-'''Strut Walk''' is an event-exclusive quest in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016}} content update. It unlocks [[Shredded Ned]].
+'''Strut Walk''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016}} content update. It unlocks [[Shredded Ned]].
 == Dialogue ==