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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What are you, coping me now?
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[nasal voice]'' What are you, coping me now? Nyah.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Bart's using the bathroom and he doesn't wash his hands, so I've got 20 seconds tops. Make him stop copying me. Please, it's been a month! That is a huge percentage of my short life.
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Not now, honey. Daddy's watching his latest favorite show of all time. We can talk about jazz later.
{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, please, he won't stop!
{{qf|Bart}} Dad, please, he won't stop!
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[reading from a script]'' "I'm Bart Simpson, and this is how I feel."
{{qf|Bart}} I'm Bart Simpson, and this is how I feel.
{{qf|Lisa}} "I have spent the last six months..."
{{qf|Bart}} I have spent the last six months...
{{qf|Lisa}} "repeating every word said"
{{qf|Bart}} repeating every word said
{{qf|Lisa}} "by my sister, Lisa Simpson."
{{qf|Bart}} by my sister, Lisa Simpson.
{{qf|Lisa}} "We entered as adversaries..."
{{qf|Bart}} We entered as adversaries...
{{qf|Lisa}} "and through some strange magic..."
{{qf|Bart}} and through some strange magic...
{{qf|Lisa}} "we have emerged as friends."
{{qf|Bart}} we have emerged as friends.
{{qf|Lisa}} "I set out to break my sister's spirit..."
{{qf|Bart}} I set out to break my sister's spirit...
{{qf|Lisa}} "but wound up giving her a priceless gift."
{{qf|Bart}} but wound up giving her a priceless gift.
{{qf|Lisa}} "The knowledge that her brother"
{{qf|Bart}} The knowledge that her brother
{{qf|Lisa}} "will always be by her side."
{{qf|Bart}} will always be by her side.
{{qf|Lisa}} "And so she will always feel"
{{qf|Bart}} And so she will always feel
{{qf|Lisa}} "loved and protected."
{{qf|Bart}} loved and protected.
{{qf|Lisa}} "I am the best big brother a girl could ever ask for." ''[pauses]'' Aren't you gonna repeat that last part?
{{qf|Bart}} ''[tearing up]'' I don't think I can.
{{qf|Lisa}} Does that mean it's over? Because I'm, I'm-I'm not sure I want it to be. ''[speaking Mandarin]'' I love you, Bart.
{{qf|Bart}} I love you, too.
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{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} I find this performative gluttony offensive.
{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Yeah, there are hungry supermodels in this world who would kill for a bowl of painfully spicy ramen.
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{{qf|Homer}} I finally have a reason to live till October 10.
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{{qf|[[Luigi Risotto]]}} We asked: "Could-a we make it?" We never asked "Should-a we make it?"
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{{qf|Homer}} I don't get it, Thad. Just last episode, you were a healthy young man drinking 20 gallons of ranch dressing to win a T-shirt.
{{qf|[[Thad Parkour]]}} I'm sorry, brother. I really hate letting my fans down, but I died three times in the ambulance. I don't think that's good for you.
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{{qf|Homer}} Doc, you got to fix him. Where's he's indomitable spirit? His can-chew attitude?
{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} ''[reading]'' "Can-chew attitude: critically low." Damn! He's as good as dead.
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{{qf|Homer}} From here you can smell every meal being cooked in Springfield, from windowsill pies to dishwasher-poached salmon.
{{qf|Thad Parkour}} But how is this possible?
{{qf|Homer}} Who knows? But if I had to guess... Warm moist air coming off the ocean meets cold breezes descending from the mountains. Springfield's unique topography, a remnant of glaciation during the last ice age, produces varying degrees of albedo, a unique system of high- and low-pressure zones, which shunt odor-rich air from kitchens around the town into this natural amphitheater. But again, that's just a guess.
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{{qf|Homer}} I could swear I've seen this house before. But blindfolded, from the trunk of a car...
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{{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} What a pleasant surprise... that you made it past my bodyguards!
{{qf|[[Louie]]}} Sorry, boss. I thought I had a pebble in my shoe. Turns out there's this embroidery on my sock.
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{{qf|Fat Tony}} To maintain the peace, each boss would send his youngest son to live with the other family, as collateral. It was a ceremony steeped in tradition.
{{qf|[[Fat Tony's father]] and [[Wilhelm von Wonthelm]]}} ''[singing]'' Flip-flop, clippety-clop I declare a son swap.
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{{qf|Wilhelm von Wonthelm}} Ska is no future! How much was your band paid to perform at the grand opening of the Continental Tire store?
{{qf|[[Maximilian von Wonthelm]]}} $50.
{{qf|Wilhelm von Wonthelm}} But there are 17 of you. And several who do nothing but dance around.
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{{qf|Fat Tony}} ''[to Homer]'' I was just meeting your charming widow.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[chuckles]'' I'm not that charming.
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{{qf|Fat Tony}} ''[reading text messages]'' "Hey, Fat Tony. Homer here. You just threw me off a bridge. LOL. If you pull me up, I can save both our lives."
{{qf|Fat Tony}} ''[responding]'' Explain first. Then I pull you up.
{{qf|Fat Tony}} ''[reading text messages]'' "Pull me up first. Scary turtle down here. Also, running low on oxygen. Crying-laughing emoji."
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{{qf|Fat Tony}} Thank you, Maximillian. Oh, and how's my youngest son doing?
{{qf|Maximillian von Wonthelm}} Really good. He's super into mask-making. How's mine?
{{qf|Fat Tony}} We're zeroing in on his allergies. His eyes stopped watering, and we're slowly adding things back in.
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{{qf|Homer}} I've heard the rest of the world has slightly different toilets, and I'm scared of that.

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 {{qf|Fat Tony}} To maintain the peace, each boss would send his youngest son to live with the other family, as collateral. It was a ceremony steeped in tradition.
-{{qf|[[Fat Tony's father]] and [[Wilhelm von Wonthelm]]}} ''[singing]'' Flip-flop, clippety-clop I declare a son swap.
+{{qf|[[Fatso Antonio D'Amico]] and [[Wilhelm von Wonthelm]]}} ''[singing]'' Flip-flop, clippety-clop I declare a son swap.
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 {{qf|Wilhelm von Wonthelm}} Ska is no future! How much was your band paid to perform at the grand opening of the Continental Tire store?

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Abe League of Their Moe|Full Heart, Empty Pool}}
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What are you, coping me now?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What are you, copying me now?
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[nasal voice]'' What are you, coping me now? Nyah.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[nasal voice]'' What are you, copying me now? Nyah.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Bart's using the bathroom and he doesn't wash his hands, so I've got 20 seconds tops. Make him stop copying me. Please, it's been a month! That is a huge percentage of my short life.

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 {{qf|Wilhelm von Wonthelm}} Ska is no future! How much was your band paid to perform at the grand opening of the Continental Tire store?
-{{qf|[[Maximilian von Wonthelm]]}} $50.
+{{qf|[[Maximillian von Wonthelm]]}} $50.
 {{qf|Wilhelm von Wonthelm}} But there are 17 of you. And several who do nothing but dance around.
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