Stealing First Base/Quotes - Revision history

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Simpsons88 at 16:16, September 23, 2020

2020-09-23T16:16:05Z

Simpsons88: Cleanup

2020-09-23T16:12:29Z

Cleanup

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Nick97: Undo revision 523928 by 27.110.160.33 (talk) Not really necessary.

2013-02-26T05:51:05Z

Undo revision 523928 by 27.110.160.33 (talk) Not really necessary.

27.110.160.33 at 03:05, February 26, 2013

2013-02-26T03:05:39Z

27.110.153.168 at 14:41, February 25, 2013

2013-02-25T14:41:33Z

SolarBot at 20:59, September 2, 2012

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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'm sorry!
-{{qf|[[Nikki]]}} Ugh! You're always apologizing.
+{{qf|[[Nikki McKenna]]}} Ugh! You're always apologizing.
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 {{qf|Nikki}} What do you mean about 'us'?

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 {{qf|Bart}} Well, like, uh, aren't you my girlfriend now?
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-{{qf|Bart}}: I'm not gonna let you hurt me anymore.
+{{qf|Bart}} I'm not gonna let you hurt me anymore.
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 {{qf|[[Skinner]]}} Any physical contact violates our school's no-touch policy.

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 {{qf|Skinner}} I prefer dead child to a lawsuit from your parents.
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-{{qf|[[Kevin (Stealing First Base)|Kevin]]}} Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt!
+{{qf|{{ap|Kevin|Stealing First Base}}}} Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt!
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 {{qf|Bart}} You're hot, You're cool. What is your deal?!

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 {{qf|Skinner}} I prefer dead child to a lawsuit from your parents.
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-{{qf|Kevin}} Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt!
+{{qf|[[Kevin (Stealing First Base)|Kevin]]}} Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt!
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 {{qf|Bart}} You're hot, You're cool. What is your deal?!

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-{{Cleanup}}
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'm sorry!
+{{qf|[[Nikki]]}} Ugh! You're always apologizing.
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+{{qf|Nikki}} What do you mean about 'us'?
-Nikki: What do you mean about 'us'?
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, like, uh, aren't you my girlfriend now?
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-[[Bart]]: I'm not gonna let you hurt me anymore.
+{{qf|Bart}}: I'm not gonna let you hurt me anymore.
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-Skinner: Any physical contact violates our school's no-touch policy.
+{{qf|[[Skinner]]}} Any physical contact violates our school's no-touch policy.
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-[[Skinner]]: I prefer dead child to a lawsuit from your parents.
+{{qf|Skinner}} I prefer dead child to a lawsuit from your parents.
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-Kevin: Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt!
+{{qf|Kevin}} Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt!
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-[[Bart]]: You're hot, You're cool. What is your deal?!
+{{qf|Bart}} You're hot, You're cool. What is your deal?!
+{{qf|Nikki}} Bart, you have some things to learn about women.
-Nikki: Bart, you have some things to learn about women.
+:''[Shuts locker door.]''
+{{qf|Nikki}} And I'll never tell you what they are.
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-Skinner: So the lesson is children-
+{{qf|Skinner}} So the lesson is children-
+{{qf|[[Michelle Obama]]}} I'll tell them what the lesson is.
-Michelle Obama: I'll tell them what the lesson is.
+{{qf|[[Chalmers]]}} He's our Joe Biden.
+{{qf|Michelle Obama}} Understood.
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-:''[Homer and Marge enter Skinners office where two people in suit are waiting]''
+:''[Homer and Marge enter Skinners office where two people in suit are waiting.]''
+{{qf|Skinner}} Marge, Homer, this is Brody and Madison McKenna. Bart has been sharing a desk with their daughter, Nikki.
-Skinner: Marge, Homer, this is Brody and Madison McKenna. Bart has been sharing a desk with their daughter, Nikki.
+{{qf|[[Madison McKenna|Madison]]}} Earlier today, your son engaged in inappropriate mouth-on-mouth contact with our daughter.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} You mean, he kissed her?
-Madison: Earlier today, your son engaged in inappropriate mouth-on-mouth contact with our daughter.
+{{qf|[[Brody McKenna|Brody]]}} On the top of the slide.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} That's all that happened? And I got to miss work?! Oh, I could kiss you.
-Marge: You mean, he kissed her?
+{{qf|Madison}} Mr. Simpson, I'm an attorney, and my husband is a federal prosecutor, And neither of us is happy.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, maybe you guys should look for easier jobs.
-Brody: On the top of the slide.
+{{qf|Madison}} Unless you make this an affection-free environment, We will sue this school for its last dime.
+{{qf|Skinner}} All right, here it is.
-Homer: That's all that happened? And I got to miss work?! Oh, I could kiss you.
+{{qf|Madison}} And we will make you regret the day your son was born.
+{{qf|Homer}} You're halfway home, lady.
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 Bart: I'm sorry!
-[[Nikki]]: Ugh! You're always apolozing.
+[[Nikki]]: Ugh! You're always apologizing.
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 Nikki: What do you mean about 'us'?
-[[Bart]] : Well, Like, Uh, aren't you my girlfriend now?
+[[Bart]] : Well, like, uh, aren't you my girlfriend now?
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 [[Bart]]: I'm not gonna let you hurt me anymore.
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 Kevin: Let's me touch your face. That's way, I can see you with my finger. Eww! I said your face, not your butt!
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-[[Bart]]: Your hot, Your cool. What is your deal?!
+[[Bart]]: You're hot, You're cool. What is your deal?!
 Nikki: Bart, you have some things to learn about women.
-(''shots locker door)''
+:''[shuts locker door]''
 Nikki: And I'll never tell you what they are.
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 Homer: Well, maybe you guys should look for easier jobs.
-Madison: [hands Skinner some files] Unless you make this an affection-free environment, We will sue this school for its last dime.
+Madison: Unless you make this an affection-free environment, We will sue this school for its last dime.
 Skinner: All right, here it is.
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 Homer: You're halfway home, lady.
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	Michelle Obama: Understood.		Michelle Obama: Understood.
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		+	:''[Homer and Marge enter Skinners office where two people in suit are waiting]''
		+
		+	Skinner: Marge, homer, this is Brody and Madison McKenna. Bart has been sharing a desk with their daughter, Nikki.
		+
		+	Madison: Earlier today, your son engaged in inappropriate mouth-on-mouth contact with our daughter.
		+
		+	Marge: You mean, he kissed her?
		+
		+	Brody: On the top of the slide.
		+
		+	Homer: That's all that happened? And I got to miss work?! Oh, I could kiss you.
		+
		+	Madison: Mr. Simpson, I'm an attorney, and my husband is a federal prosecutor, And neither of us is happy.
		+
		+	Homer: Well, maybe you guys should look for easier jobs.
		+
		+	Madison: Unless you make this an affection-free environment, We will sue this school for its last dime.
		+
		+	Skinner: All right, here it is.
		+
		+	Madison: And we will make you regret the day your son was born.
		+
		+	Homer: You're halfway home, lady.
	{{Season 21\|Q}}		{{Season 21\|Q}}