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Dthomas20 at 18:47, September 20, 2019

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98.224.101.5 at 06:00, February 25, 2014

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Jasonnguyen2606 at 12:27, January 9, 2014

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Jasonnguyen2606 at 09:24, January 9, 2014

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Jasonnguyen2606 at 09:18, January 9, 2014

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Jasonnguyen2606 at 09:12, January 9, 2014

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Jasonnguyen2606 at 05:24, January 8, 2014

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-:'''Marge:''' Ooh, date night! I'll go change my bra.
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-:'''Homer:''' If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus!
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-:'''Homer:''' Bless you, boy. That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I can talk about with you in the room. How did you know how to do that?
+{{qf|Homer}} Bless you, boy. That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I can talk about with you in the room. How did you know how to do that?
-:'''Bart:''' I'm under 30.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'm under 30.
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-:'''Carl:''' Homer, go to the theater and see the movie.
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Homer, go to the theater and see the movie.
-:'''Homer:''' Theaters? All I need to see this movie is a laptop and a Web site based in a country that's really just an offshore oil platform.
+{{qf|Homer}} Theaters? All I need to see this movie is a laptop and a Web site based in a country that's really just an offshore oil platform.
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-:'''Carl:''' All we want is brand-new, big budget entertainment in our homes for nothin'.
+{{qf|Carl}} All we want is brand-new, big budget entertainment in our homes for nothin'.
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-:'''Marge:''' ''(to Homer)'' This is fun! And it was so nice of the movie company to let you show their film.
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[to Homer]'' This is fun! And it was so nice of the movie company to let you show their film.
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-:'''Marge:''' When I watched that pirated movie, I was stealing with my eyes.
+{{qf|Marge}} When I watched that pirated movie, I was stealing with my eyes.
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-:'''FBI Soldier:''' I wanted to catch serial killers.
+{{qf|FBI Soldier}} I wanted to catch serial killers.
-:'''Deputy Director Gratman:''' ''(mocking his soldier in whiny voice)'' I wanted to catch serial killers.
+{{qf|[[Deputy Director Gratman]]}} ''[mocking his soldier in whiny voice]'' I wanted to catch serial killers.
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-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' I'm not wearing an undershirt and my badge is poking into my skin.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I'm not wearing an undershirt and my badge is poking into my skin.
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-:'''Deputy Director Gratman:''' We got our man, thanks to a tip from a heroic American snitch.
+{{qf|Deputy Director Gratman}} We got our man, thanks to a tip from a heroic American snitch.
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-:'''Homer:''' ''(Angry at Superintendent Chalmers)'' Superintendent Chalmers, you never forgave me for that time we wore the same Hawaiian shirt to that luau!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[Angry at Superintendent Chalmers]'' Superintendent Chalmers, you never forgave me for that time we wore the same Hawaiian shirt to that luau!
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-:'''Deputy Director Gratman:''' From now on, the only place you'll be watching movies without having to buy a ticket is jail.
+{{qf|Deputy Director Gratman}} From now on, the only place you'll be watching movies without having to buy a ticket is jail.
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-:'''Lisa:'''(about Santa's Little Helper eating Homer's dinner) It's almost like having Dad here. Only with less growling when I go near his food.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} ''[about Santa's Little Helper eating Homer's dinner]'' It's almost like having Dad here. Only with less growling when I go near his food.
-:'''Bart:''' I just want to know who dropped the dime on Dad. Lousy rat.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I just want to know who dropped the dime on Dad. Lousy rat.
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-:'''Marge:''' ''(asking Swedish ambassador)'' Your country doesn't think illegally downloading movies is wrong?
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[asking Swedish ambassador]'' Your country doesn't think illegally downloading movies is wrong?
-:'''Lisa:''' The people of Sweden believe all movies should be shared freely.
+{{qf|Lisa}} The people of Sweden believe all movies should be shared freely.
-:'''Marge:''' How is that not stealing?
+{{qf|Marge}} How is that not stealing?
-:'''Swedish ambassador:''' Bah, your Hollywood studios are the real thieves, claiming all their hit movies have lost money. I spit on their bookkeeping.
+{{qf|[[Gottfrid]]}} Bah, your Hollywood studios are the real thieves, claiming all their hit movies have lost money. I spit on their bookkeeping.
-:'''Homer:''' Yeah, and why don't they make a sequel to ''Taken'' where ''The Hangover'' guys get taken and the only ones that could rescue them is ''Fast and Furious.''
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, and why don't they make a sequel to ''Taken'' where ''The Hangover'' guys get taken and the only ones that could rescue them is ''Fast and Furious.''
-:'''Bart:''' Aw, man, I would love to pirate that.
+{{qf|Bart}} Aw, man, I would love to pirate that.
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-:'''Deputy Director Gratman:''' There's only one surefire way to get fugitives out of a foreign building-- blasting death metal.
+{{qf|Deputy Director Gratman}} There's only one surefire way to get fugitives out of a foreign building—blasting death metal.
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-:'''Swedish ambassador:''' Swedes love death metal. It's remind us of death.
+{{qf|Gottfrid}} Swedes love death metal. It's remind us of death.
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-:'''Deputy Director Gratman:''' Damn those Peace Prize-giving fish-smoker.
+{{qf|Deputy Director Gratman}} Damn those Peace Prize-giving fish-smoker.
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-:'''Judd Apatow:''' Homer Simpson is an enemy of art. Art created by writers, directors, and the guy who uses a computer to erase or enhance nipples.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Judd Apatow}}}} Homer Simpson is an enemy of art. Art created by writers, directors, and the guy who uses a computer to erase or enhance nipples.
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-:'''Bart:''' So what do you think, Lise? Who are the good guys here? The media companies or the Internet freedom guys?
+{{qf|Bart}} So what do you think, Lise? Who are the good guys here? The media companies or the Internet freedom guys?
-:'''Lisa:''' Well, both groups claim their intentions are noble, but at the end of the day, they're both trying to steal as much money as they can.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, both groups claim their intentions are noble, but at the end of the day, they're both trying to steal as much money as they can.
-:'''Bart:'''So everyone's a pirate?
+{{qf|Bart}} So everyone's a pirate?
-:'''Lisa:'''Yes, and the worst one of all is...(Cut off with footage of the 2011 Nascar race)
+{{qf|Lisa}} Yes, and the worst one of all is...(Cut off with footage of the 2011 NASCAR race)
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-:'''Homer:''' What are you guys in for?
+{{qf|Homer}} What are you guys in for?
-:'''Dan:''' Bank robbery.
+{{qf|Dan}} Bank robbery.
-:'''Kevin:''' Drug trafficking.  What about you?
+{{qf|Kevin}} Drug trafficking. What about you?
-:'''Homer:''' Movie piracy.
+{{qf|Homer}} Movie piracy.
-(everyone else gasps)
+:''[everyone else gasps]''
-:'''Dan:''' People in show business work hard to make those movies.
+{{qf|Dan}} People in show business work hard to make those movies.
-:'''Kevin:''' My media stocks underperformed because of people like YOU!
+{{qf|Kevin}} My media stocks underperformed because of people like YOU!
-:'''Hank:''' My brother lost his job as a grip-holder.  He had to sell his jet ski.  A grip without a jet ski ain't no GRIP AT ALL!
+{{qf|Hank}} My brother lost his job as a grip-holder. He had to sell his jet ski. A grip without a jet ski ain't no GRIP AT ALL!
-(breaks himself and his colleagues free while Dan strangles Homer with a chain)
+:''[breaks himself and his colleagues free while Dan strangles Homer with a chain]''
-:'''Kevin:''' Oh, you're about to find out what we do to copyright infringers!
+{{qf|Kevin}} Oh, you're about to find out what we do to copyright infringers!
-(All the others attack on Homer until the bus falls off the ledge and rolls to bottom of a hill and onto train tracks)
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 :'''Marge:''' How is that not stealing?
 :'''Swedish ambassador:''' Bah, your Hollywood studios are the real thieves, claiming all their hit movies have lost money. I spit on their bookkeeping.
-:'''Homer:''' Yeah, and why don't they make a sequel to <i>Taken</i> where <i>The Hangover</i> guys get taken and the only ones that could rescue them is <i>Fast and Furious.</i>
+:'''Homer:''' Yeah, and why don't they make a sequel to ''Taken'' where ''The Hangover'' guys get taken and the only ones that could rescue them is ''Fast and Furious.''
 :'''Bart:''' Aw, man, I would love to pirate that.
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 :'''Bart:'''So everyone's a pirate?
 :'''Lisa:'''Yes, and the worst one of all is...(Cut off with footage of the 2011 Nascar race)
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 :'''Marge:''' When I watched that pirated movie, I was stealing with my eyes.
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-:'''FBI Soldier:''' I wanted to catch the serial killer.
+:'''FBI Soldier:''' I wanted to catch serial killers.
-:'''Deputy Director Gratman:''' ''(mocking his soldier in whiny voice)'' I wanted to catch the serial killer.
+:'''Deputy Director Gratman:''' ''(mocking his soldier in whiny voice)'' I wanted to catch serial killers.
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 :'''Chief Wiggum:''' I'm not wearing an undershirt and my badge is poking into my skin.
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 :'''Deputy Director Gratman:''' From now on, the only place you'll be watching movies without having to buy a ticket is jail.
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-:'''Lisa:''' It's almost like having Dad here. Only with less growling when I go near his food.
+:'''Lisa:'''(about Santa's Little Helper eating Homer's dinner) It's almost like having Dad here. Only with less growling when I go near his food.
 :'''Bart:''' I just want to know who dropped the dime on Dad. Lousy rat.
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 :'''Bart:''' So what do you think, Lise? Who are the good guys here? The media companies or the Internet freedom guys?
 :'''Lisa:''' Well, both groups claim their intentions are noble, but at the end of the day, they're both trying to steal as much money as they can.
 {{Season 25|Q}}