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Solar Dragon at 17:33, May 1, 2014

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Nelson‎''': "Mandatory overnight back-to-nature trip?" On a Saturday?? What the heck's this all about? :'''Jimbo‎''': "No radio, no electronic games,..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Nelson‎''': "Mandatory overnight back-to-nature trip?" On a Saturday?? What the heck's this all about? :'''Jimbo‎''': "No radio, no electronic games,..."

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:'''[[Nelson‎]]''': "Mandatory overnight back-to-nature trip?" On a Saturday?? What the heck's this all about?
:'''[[Jimbo‎]]''': "No radio, no electronic games, no books..." Yeah, right! "...no camping gear from home, no maps, no coolers, no nothing?"
:'''[[Martin‎]]''': "Recent developments have made it necesarry to undertake alternative disciplinary measures. Any student who has been giving detnetion more than twenty tiems this month is hereby required to accompany school officals on a back-to-basics camping trip."
:'''[[Kearney‎]]''': Hey geek, stop reading over my shoulder!
:'''[[Martin‎]]''': I'm not, I got one, too! Princiapl Skinner, certainly there's been a mistake in my receving this notice! This is egregious!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''':Uh, no Martin... there's been no miskate... and what have I told you about using words I don't understand? The school's state-of-the-art computer made these determinations, and computers don't lie!
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Well Willie, I trust that these boys are in good hands! Do your best to turn them into good, obedient foot soliders and I'll see you all in a couple of days.
:'''[[Willie]]''': Doon't tell me you're not stayin'??!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Of course I'm not staying, Willie! I've reserved this week-end for my monthly cleansing ritual!
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:'''[[Martin]]''': Oh yes! It was Principal Skinner, all right!
:'''[[Willie]]''': That no-good, web-spinnin' ferret-faced heapp o' donkey droppin's! I'll give that silk-wearin' Nancy boy Skinner a drubbin' he'll not soon forget!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Save a piece for me, Willie!
:'''[[Martin]]''': And I as well!
:'''[[Willie]]''': Tis done! Ye lad're comin' with me. But first... we train!
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:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Behold, dudes! My masterpiece! The star-spangled wedgie!
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:'''[[Willie]]''': Now you boys are goin' ta learn how a real man catches a meal--with his own two hands!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Huck Finn Special 3-inch parity. Elasti-bands with woold blend puch... It'll do.
:'''[[Martin]]''': Finally! It is I who will be the hunter and another the prey!

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-:'''[[Nelson‎]]''': "Mandatory overnight back-to-nature trip?" On a Saturday?? What the heck's this all about?
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} "Mandatory overnight back-to-nature trip?" On a Saturday?? What the heck's this all about?
-:'''[[Jimbo‎]]''': "No radio, no electronic games, no books..." Yeah, right! "...no camping gear from home, no maps, no coolers, no nothing?"
+{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} "No radio, no electronic games, no books..." Yeah, right! "...no camping gear from home, no maps, no coolers, no nothing?"
-:'''[[Martin‎]]''': "Recent developments have made it necesarry to undertake alternative disciplinary measures. Any student who has been giving detnetion more than twenty tiems this month is hereby required to accompany school officals on a back-to-basics camping trip."
+{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} "Recent developments have made it necesarry to undertake alternative disciplinary measures. Any student who has been giving detnetion more than twenty tiems this month is hereby required to accompany school officals on a back-to-basics camping trip."
-:'''[[Kearney‎]]''': Hey geek, stop reading over my shoulder!
+{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Hey geek, stop reading over my shoulder!
-:'''[[Martin‎]]''': I'm not, I got one, too! Princiapl Skinner, certainly there's been a mistake in my receving this notice! This is egregious!
+{{qf|Martin}} I'm not, I got one, too! Princiapl Skinner, certainly there's been a mistake in my receiving this notice! This is egregious!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''':Uh, no Martin... there's been no miskate... and what have I told you about using words I don't understand? The school's state-of-the-art computer made these determinations, and computers don't lie!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Uh, no Martin... there's been no miskate... and what have I told you about using words I don't understand? The school's state-of-the-art computer made these determinations, and computers don't lie!
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-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Well Willie, I trust that these boys are in good hands! Do your best to turn them into good, obedient foot soliders and I'll see you all in a couple of days.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Well Willie, I trust that these boys are in good hands! Do your best to turn them into good, obedient foot soldiers and I'll see you all in a couple of days.
-:'''[[Willie]]''': Doon't tell me you're not stayin'??!
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Doon't tell me you're not stayin'??!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Of course I'm not staying, Willie! I've reserved this week-end for my monthly cleansing ritual!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Of course I'm not staying, Willie! I've reserved this week-end for my monthly cleansing ritual!
 ----
-:'''[[Martin]]''': Oh yes! It was Principal Skinner, all right!
+{{qf|Martin}} Oh yes! It was Principal Skinner, all right!
-:'''[[Willie]]''': That no-good, web-spinnin' ferret-faced heapp o' donkey droppin's! I'll give that silk-wearin' Nancy boy Skinner a drubbin' he'll not soon forget!
+{{qf|Willie}} That no-good, web-spinnin' ferret-faced heapp o' donkey droppin's! I'll give that silk-wearin' Nancy boy Skinner a drubbin' he'll not soon forget!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Save a piece for me, Willie!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Save a piece for me, Willie!
-:'''[[Martin]]''': And I as well!
+{{qf|Martin}} And I as well!
-:'''[[Willie]]''': Tis done! Ye lad're comin' with me. But first... we train!
+{{qf|Willie}} Tis done! Ye lad're comin' with me. But first... we train!
 ----
-:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Behold, dudes! My masterpiece! The star-spangled wedgie!
+{{qf|Jimbo}} Behold, dudes! My masterpiece! The star-spangled wedgie!
 ----
-:'''[[Willie]]''': Now you boys are goin' ta learn how a real man catches a meal--with his own two hands!
+{{qf|Willie}} Now you boys are goin' ta learn how a real man catches a meal—with his own two hands!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Huck Finn Special 3-inch parity. Elasti-bands with woold blend puch... It'll do.
+{{qf|Bart}} Huck Finn Special 3-inch parity. Elasti-bands with woold blend puch... It'll do.
-:'''[[Martin]]''': Finally! It is I who will be the hunter and another the prey!
+{{qf|Martin}} Finally! It is I who will be the hunter and another the prey!
 [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]

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