St. Patrick's Day 'assacre - Revision history

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = St. Patrick's Day 'assacre
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016}}
|requirements = [[Notre Dame of Springfield]]
|characters = [[Groundskeeper Seamus]], [[Willie]], [[Wiggum]]
|optional = [[Father Sean]], [[Homer]], [[Roscoe]], [[Tom O'Flanagan]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''St. Patrick's Day 'assacre''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016}} content update. It requires the [[Notre Dame of Springfield]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Groundskeeper Seamus Icon}}
{{TB|Alright b'ys, time to knock noggins about St. Patrick's Day. But let's keep it twisted under our twill.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wait a minute, are you with that drunken Irish militant group?}}
{{Tapped Out Groundskeeper Seamus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|There's some redundancy there but that's us. The Irish Pride Alliance. IPA for short!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|IPA?! IB swayed! I'm in!}}
{{THT|If [[O'Flanagan's Pub]] is owned: {{Task/Job|Make the IPA Secretly Drink IPAs at O'Flanagan's|4 hours|[[O'Flanagan's Pub]]|3}} If [[O'Flanagan's Pub]] is not owned: {{Task/Job|Make Seamus Drink at Moe's|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Groundskeeper Seamus]], [[Father Sean]], [[Homer]], [[Roscoe]], and [[Tom O'Flanagan]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Groundskeeper Seamus Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|St. Patrick's day should be every day. Beer all year!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Speaking on behalf o' the town: stop this drunken Irish mayhem!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Hey buddy, what do you got against drinking and mayhem?}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Nothing. I just want t' make room for drunken Scottish mayhem!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 10 And Build Willie's Shack}} {{Task/Job|Make Seamus Drink a Can of Beer|60 minutes|[[O'Flanagan's Pub]] or [[Moe's Tavern]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Willie Drink a Can of Scotch|60 minutes|[[O'Flanagan's Pub]] or [[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Groundskeeper Seamus Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|HEY! I know you! Yer that other bloody groundskeeper! All ye haggis eaters look alike.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Keep yer unconherent blithering t' yerself you tater 'ating dunderheid!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Seamus Fight Willie|2 hours|the [[Notre Dame of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon}}
{{TB|Looks like fisticuffs and brouhahas are breakin' out all over!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|If I can't bury my head to all this malarkey, I'll have to institute martial law!}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|My beard's talking to me and its got a better idea – ban all Irish from entering Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|My beard's tough on outsiders.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Ban all Irish?! That's horrible! Wait. I'm not Irish. Okay… let's ban all Irish!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary}} {{Task/Job|Make Seamus Go to Jail|24 hours|[[Springfield Penitentiary]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Willie Go to Jail|24 hours|[[Springfield Penitentiary]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Hunt Leprechauns|24 hours|[[O'Flanagan's Pub]] or [[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Groundskeeper Seamus Icon|Hungover}}
{{TB|Ugh, Seamus is so hungover… with the biggest headache ever.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Hungover}}
{{TB|Quit bellyachin'. Yer headache is no bigger than Willie's!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Hungover}}
{{TB|I'll need to toss back a couple more if we're bangin' heads again.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Groundskeeper Seamus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We're outta the barley mash and I've lost the will to fight me friend.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Lost the will to fight a friend?! Then you've lost the will to live!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|If you need more liquid anger, I have some chocolate-covered liquor candy!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Most are from Christmas. They might have gone bad--}}
{{Tapped Out Groundskeeper Seamus Icon}}
{{TB|THAT'LL do 'er!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Seamus Eat Liquor Chocolates|2 hours|[[O'Flanagan's Pub]] or [[Moe's Tavern]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Willie Eat Liquor Chocolates|2 hours|[[O'Flanagan's Pub]] or [[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Groundskeeper Seamus Icon|Mouth Full}}
{{TB|These old chocolate liquor bottles are amazing!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|I'm a kid at Christmas again – drunk and sick to me stomach!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Groundskeeper Seamus Icon}}
{{TB|…So an Irishman walks OUT of a bar… I'm kiddin'. It can't happen.}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|HAHAHA, I love when the Irish knock their own!}}
{{Tapped Out Groundskeeper Seamus Icon}}
{{TB|It's a warm up to knockin' the Scots, ya bagpipe blowin' caber tosser!}}
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Git a sense o' humor ya bleedin' tick, geebag, dried-up haggis!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Seamus Fight Willie|2 hours|the [[Notre Dame of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/St. Easter}}

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 |name = St. Patrick's Day 'assacre
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Notre Dame of Springfield Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|St. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016}}
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 |characters = [[Groundskeeper Seamus]], [[Willie]], [[Wiggum]]
 |optional = [[Father Sean]], [[Homer]], [[Roscoe]], [[Tom O'Flanagan]]
 |previous =
 |next =
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Groundskeeper Seamus Icon}}

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 {{TB|My beard's tough on outsiders.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
-{{TB|Ban all Irish?! That's horrible! Wait. I'm not Irish. Okay… let's ban all Irish!}}
+{{TB|Ban all Irish?! That's horrible! Wait. I'm not Irish. Okay... let's ban all Irish!}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Seamus Go to Jail|24 hours|[[Springfield Penitentiary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Willie Go to Jail|24 hours|[[Springfield Penitentiary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Hunt Leprechauns|24 hours|[[O'Flanagan's Pub]] or [[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Groundskeeper Seamus Icon|Hungover}}
-{{TB|Ugh, Seamus is so hungover… with the biggest headache ever.}}
+{{TB|Ugh, Seamus is so hungover... with the biggest headache ever.}}
 {{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Hungover}}
 {{TB|Quit bellyachin'. Yer headache is no bigger than Willie's!}}
@@ Line 109: / Line 109: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Groundskeeper Seamus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Groundskeeper Seamus Icon}}
-{{TB|…So an Irishman walks OUT of a bar… I'm kiddin'. It can't happen.}}
+{{TB|...So an Irishman walks OUT of a bar... I'm kiddin'. It can't happen.}}
 {{Tapped Out Willie Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|HAHAHA, I love when the Irish knock their own!}}