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:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, you forgot that today is "bring your kids to work day."
:'''[[Bart]]''': So this is how the other half lives! Ooh la la!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': One percents, if you ask me!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge? This area is restricted! IT's for the horty-otity no the hoi polloi!
:'''[[Marge]]''': But all the other parents are workings below street level. I wanted to show the children a cheerier environment!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': What's going on here? Marge?!
:'''[[Marge]]''': I was very happy to look after you kids today, but I have to level with all of you... you need to examine the way M. Burns is treating you. It appears to me that you're all being exploited by management!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, we're not exploited... just overworked, underpaid and inadequately appreciated!
:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't know, Homer... there has to be someone who can mediate a better arrangement between the heads who run Springfieldopolis and the hands that keep it running! I'm sure my husband will agree on that pint! Right, Homer?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Zzzzzz!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Sorry, mom. Homer zoned out before he heard you tell him his job sucks!
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Can you assure me this will work, Prof. Frink?
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': How can you doubt me, Mr. Burns?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': You once said we'd all have jet packs by the 21st century!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': That was an unfortunate miscalculation. This, however, will be my greatest triumph!
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': My plan is working, Smithers! That mechanical hussy has my drones wrapped around her faux flesh fingers! The workers have totally forgot about quitting time!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': We have a problem, sir! "Marge" is too successful! Productivity is down since we sent her in! Essentially, you're paying everyone to party!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': By the Borey-eyed Johnson! What have I done?!?
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:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': All our jobs we're terminated! It's amazing how Robot-Marge able to replace the workforce so quickly!
:'''[[Homer]]''': And without jobs, we can't afford to live in our own city!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': The robots said we weren't contributing to society!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Robots don't need to eat or sleep, Lisa! They don't get tired, sick, or die! They're just programmed to work! What do they need fraglie humans for?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Mr. Burns made that city and he can do it again! All he needs is to find another small town with corrupt leadership and ignorant voters!
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Yes, Smithers... I'll be back!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, shut up.

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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, you forgot that today is "bring your kids to work day."
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, you forgot that today is "bring your kids to work day."
-:'''[[Bart]]''': So this is how the other half lives! Ooh la la!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} So this is how the other half lives! Ooh la la!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': One percents, if you ask me!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} One percents, if you ask me!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge? This area is restricted! IT's for the horty-otity no the hoi polloi!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge? This area is restricted! IT's for the horty-otity no the hoi polloi!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': But all the other parents are workings below street level. I wanted to show the children a cheerier environment!
+{{qf|Marge}} But all the other parents are workings below street level. I wanted to show the children a cheerier environment!
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': What's going on here? Marge?!
+{{qf|Homer}} What's going on here? Marge?!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I was very happy to look after you kids today, but I have to level with all of you... you need to examine the way M. Burns is treating you. It appears to me that you're all being exploited by management!
+{{qf|Marge}} I was very happy to look after you kids today, but I have to level with all of you... you need to examine the way M. Burns is treating you. It appears to me that you're all being exploited by management!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, we're not exploited... just overworked, underpaid and inadequately appreciated!
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, we're not exploited... just overworked, underpaid and inadequately appreciated!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't know, Homer... there has to be someone who can mediate a better arrangement between the heads who run Springfieldopolis  and the hands that keep it running! I'm sure my husband will agree on that pint! Right, Homer?
+{{qf|Marge}} I don't know, Homer... there has to be someone who can mediate a better arrangement between the heads who run Springfieldopolis and the hands that keep it running! I'm sure my husband will agree on that pint! Right, Homer?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Zzzzzz!
+{{qf|Homer}} Zzzzzz!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Sorry, mom. Homer zoned out before he heard you tell him his job sucks!
+{{qf|Bart}} Sorry, mom. Homer zoned out before he heard you tell him his job sucks!
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Can you assure me this will work, Prof. Frink?
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Can you assure me this will work, Prof. Frink?
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': How can you doubt me, Mr. Burns?
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} How can you doubt me, Mr. Burns?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': You once said we'd all have jet packs by the 21st century!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} You once said we'd all have jet packs by the 21st century!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': That was an unfortunate miscalculation. This, however, will be my greatest triumph!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} That was an unfortunate miscalculation. This, however, will be my greatest triumph!
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': My plan is working, Smithers! That mechanical hussy has my drones wrapped around her faux flesh fingers! The workers have totally forgot about quitting time!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} My plan is working, Smithers! That mechanical hussy has my drones wrapped around her faux flesh fingers! The workers have totally forgot about quitting time!
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': We have a problem, sir! "Marge" is too successful! Productivity is down since we sent her in! Essentially, you're paying everyone to party!
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} We have a problem, sir! "Marge" is too successful! Productivity is down since we sent her in! Essentially, you're paying everyone to party!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': By the Borey-eyed Johnson! What have I done?!?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} By the Borey-eyed Johnson! What have I done?!?
 ----
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': All our jobs we're terminated! It's amazing how Robot-Marge able to replace the workforce so quickly!
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} All our jobs we're terminated! It's amazing how Robot-Marge able to replace the workforce so quickly!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': And without jobs, we can't afford to live in our own city!
+{{qf|Homer}} And without jobs, we can't afford to live in our own city!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': The robots said we weren't contributing to society!
+{{qf|Lisa}} The robots said we weren't contributing to society!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Robots don't need to eat or sleep, Lisa! They don't get tired, sick, or die! They're just programmed to work! What do they need fraglie humans for?
+{{qf|Marge}} Robots don't need to eat or sleep, Lisa! They don't get tired, sick, or die! They're just programmed to work! What do they need fraglie humans for?
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Mr. Burns made that city and he can do it again! All he needs is to find another small town with corrupt leadership and ignorant voters!
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Mr. Burns made that city and he can do it again! All he needs is to find another small town with corrupt leadership and ignorant voters!
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Yes, Smithers... I'll be back!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes, Smithers... I'll be back!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, shut up.
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, shut up.
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