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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Springfield Turf Wars
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Springfield Turf Wars Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Springfield Choppers}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = SpringfieldTurfWars
|id = 242001 - 242005
|previous = [[There Goes My Heroes]]
|next = [[Where the Blubber Meets the Road]]
}}

'''Springfield Turf Wars''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Springfield Choppers}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[There Goes My Heroes]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|There he is! Bart's walking into that dive bar!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I've been waiting all afternoon for this. Excuse me, is your toilet bowl regulation size?}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yeah, we want to make sure the opening will fit the head of an average boy.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Bart, I assume these are the bullies we're about to give a world of pain.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, Bart, you're friends with these biker dudes?!}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Oh no, he's not our friend — he's part of our gang.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You're in a biker gang now?! This changes everything. Sidebar!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Sidebar!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|Guys, now that Bart is a real gang member, we should recruit him to join our band of bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|So we can't give him a swirly?}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|Not today. Having a real gang member join us would lend some much-needed legitimacy to our operation, and potentially cut down on attacks by the older scary high school bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|I hate those guys!}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|So we all agree…sidebar over!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Sidebar over!}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Bart, we have a proposal: join our bully gang and we'll make you Springfield Elementary royalty.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Instead of you being a swirlee, you'll get to be the swirler.}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We'll even hunt down Milhouse if you want him to be your first victim.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, this is all very intriguing. Do you guys have a cool hangout like Spiro's?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Prepare to have your mind blown. Follow me to the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Man, new recruits are so unreliable. The moment you initiate 'em, every gang in town tries to poach 'em.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Gas Cans|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Go See the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard|4 hours|[[Springfield Cemetery]], [[Fogbury Cemetery]], [[Frontier Cemetery]], [[Pet Cemetery]], [[Cemetery Plot]], [[Muntz House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Nelson Show Bart the Empty Swimming Pool|4 hours|[[Springfield Cemetery]], [[Fogbury Cemetery]], [[Frontier Cemetery]], [[Pet Cemetery]], [[Cemetery Plot]], [[Muntz House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Nelson]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Jimbo Carve Bart's Name in the Diving Board|4 hours|[[Springfield Cemetery]], [[Fogbury Cemetery]], [[Frontier Cemetery]], [[Pet Cemetery]], [[Cemetery Plot]], [[Muntz House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Jimbo]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Dolph Clean the Necklace of Unknown Retainers|4 hours|[[Springfield Cemetery]], [[Fogbury Cemetery]], [[Frontier Cemetery]], [[Pet Cemetery]], [[Cemetery Plot]], [[Muntz House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Dolph]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Kearney Pick Up His Kid From School|4 hours|[[Ayn Rand School for Tots]], [[Stonecutter Daycare Center]], [[Child Care Center]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], [[Springfield Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Kearney]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Welcome to the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|Our old hangout was under the football bleachers, but it got turned into a mass vaccination site.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I dig the archway built out of beach cruisers. Nice touch.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|So…? Will you become a bully?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I think I'm gonna stick with Spiro's Heroes.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Come on! What does Spiro's have that the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard doesn't?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|Well, for one: they have a roof, WiFi, and soda direct from the tap…}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We can't compete with solid WiFi!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Look, we can still form a partnership. How about we have a truce? You guys promise to leave me alone, and as a member of Spiro's Heroes I can guarantee your protection.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Sidebar!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|I think this is a good deal for us. That biker gang can help us scare off the older bullies when they try to mess with us.}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}
{{TB|Agreed.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Agreed.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Sidebar over!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Alright, Bart. We agree to your terms.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Spitshake?}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}spits in his hand{{*}} Pleasure doing business.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Do you have any hand sanitizer by chance? Can't be too careful these days.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I want to punch you so bad right now…but I can't.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|See? The partnership's already working.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Stolen Bicycle Graveyard]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|Marge, do we have to go to Kirk and Luann's game night?}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Homer, you're already here. And we're about to start playing Occupiers of Anatolia!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
{{TB|Ugh, sounds complicated.}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Okay everyone, flip your occupier cards to see who goes first!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, before we start, one quick question: can I build unlimited aqueducts or only one at a time?}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|As many as you want.}}
{{Tapped Out Bernice Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|What if I want to trade my occupier card when it's not my turn?}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|You just wait until it is your turn.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|If I roll a double-three, do I get sent to the cistern or do I send someone else to the cistern?}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
{{TB|Depends if you have two or more barley bundles.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Skeptical}}
{{TB|Ugh, this board game hasn't even started and it already sucks! I wish I could be doing fun biker gang stuff like Bart.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What biker gang stuff?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Bart joined a biker gang. You know, the one over at Spiro's Bar.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|WHAAAT?!}}
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh yeah, those Spiro's Heroes don't mess around. One time I accidentally grabbed Ramrod's latte at a coffee shop and he chain-whipped my laptop in half.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Man, I wish I had a motorcycle so I could be in a cool gang…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Wait a second, I do have a motorcycle! And it's a vintage 1955 Harley-Davidson! I won it at a '50s dance competition at a diner!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Oh, I remember that now…that must have been at least 20 seasons ago.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Gas Cans|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Gas Up the Hog|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Demand Homer Wear His Helmet|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Remind Homer How the Throttle Works|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Homer, I really think this is a bad idea. Don't you remember what happened the last time you got on a motorcycle?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|No.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That's because of what happened the last time you got on a motorcycle!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|But don't you remember my bucket list? Number one: eat a bucket of fried chicken. Number two: eat another bucket of fried chicken!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|And number three…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Eat a bucket of fried chicken as a member of a biker gang!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|But Homer—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hold on Marge. {{*}}dials{{*}} Can I order three buckets of fried chicken for delivery? Yes, of course I want all the sides!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Spiro's]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We're glad you decided to stick with Spiro's Heroes, Bart. With you on board, we can really make a difference in this town.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Okay, but we're also gonna be doing badass biker gang stuff, right? I mean, there has to be a nearby music festival we can ride through and terrorize.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Look Bart, we know you're not old enough to ride a hog, so instead we got you a Spiro's Heroes leather jacket and an electric bike.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Whoa, the license plate says "El Barto".}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|It sure does.}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So this is the inner circle of Spiro's Heroes, huh? The gang that thinks they can operate on our turf?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Uh oh. I know this guy. He's one of the most notorious gang members in greater Springfield. One time he chased the bullies and me all over town.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I thought you ran FROM the bullies, not WITH them.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|I've lived many lives, Ramrod. Many lives.}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon}}
{{TB|Your friend Bart is right. I'm the leader of The Purple Nurples gang.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|You do realize that Spiro's Heroes is a gang that does good? So…we don't really have beef with you.}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We Purple Nurples are the same way. We defend those who receive purple nurples.}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Unfortunately, that was a little too long to fit on the back of our jackets, so we had to shorten it.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|This town only has room for one group of defenders against wet willies, swirlies, and purple nurples!}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Gang fight!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Gas Cans|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Defend Turf With His Slingshot|4 hours|[[Spiro's]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], [[Moe's Tavern]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Wilbur Nurple Call for Purple Nurple Backup|4 hours|[[Spiro's]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], [[Moe's Tavern]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wilbur Nurple]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Meathook Give Wilbur Nurple a Purple Nurple|4 hours|[[Spiro's]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], [[Moe's Tavern]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Meathook]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Ramrod Watch the Flank|4 hours|[[Spiro's]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], [[Barra]], [[Beer-N-Brawl]], [[Darby O'Guzzlin's]], [[Moe's Tavern]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Ramrod]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's enough! Can't we all just come together and work out our issues in a more civilized fashion?}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You're right. Let's settle this not like the gang members we are, but like the gang members we aspire to be.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Then there's only one way to resolve this conflict: The Ball of Death.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Ball of Death]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|The only thing you have to know about the Ball of Death is this: two men enter, and only one man doesn't die.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Did someone say "man"?!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Dad, what are you doing here? We're kinda in the middle of a turf war.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm here to join the Spiro's Heroes. I know I didn't pass the written test, but I found my old motorcycle, so they've got to let me in now.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Just because you have a bike doesn't make you one of us.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon}}
{{TB|Now, who is representing the Purple Nurples in the Ball of Death?}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I will represent The Purple Nurples. And who is your champion?}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Well, I would do it, but my arthritic knee's been acting up.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Uh, I don't want to take all the glory, ya know after all the glory I've taken recently with other stuff. So I'll let somebody else take this round of Ball of Death.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Porkchop, you in? Really? You won't even do it?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Bart, what is this Ball of Death I keep hearing about? It's not dangerous, is it?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Dad, no. You don't want to—}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Everyone! As my initiation into the gang, I offer myself as your champion!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Gas Cans|100}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Defy Death in the Ball of Death|4 hours|the [[Ball of Death]], [[Spiro's]], [[Circle of Death]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Wilbur Nurple Defy Death in the Ball of Death|4 hours|the [[Ball of Death]], [[Spiro's]], [[Circle of Death]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wilbur Nurple]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Reluctantly Cheer On Homer|4 hours|the [[Ball of Death]], [[Spiro's]], [[Circle of Death]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Homer's Motorcycle]] and Homer's "Test Out the Hog" animated job|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Homer! Don't forget to accelerate when you get to the top of the Ball of Death!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Helmet Snobby}}
{{TB|Yeah, yeah, yeah. How hard can it be? {{*}}accelerates{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon|Helmet}}
{{TB|First one who doesn't die wins. {{*}}accelerates{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Helmet Pained}}
{{TB|Ow!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Helmet Pained}}
{{TB|No-no-no-no-no!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Helmet Pained}}
{{TB|Ahhhh!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Helmet Happy}}
{{TB|I think I'm really getting the hang of this!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Helmet Pained}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Gas Cans|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat it Hard|4 hours|the [[Ball of Death]], [[Spiro's]], [[Circle of Death]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Wilbur Nurple Prevail|4 hours|the [[Ball of Death]], [[Spiro's]], [[Circle of Death]], [[Poppa Wheelie's]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wilbur Nurple]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Beaten}}
{{TB|Am I the champion?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Yeah. You're the champion, Dad.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Beaten Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|Woo-hoo!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|No, I was being sarcastic…you lost and you're seriously injured.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Beaten}}
{{TB|Oh… Yup. I'm starting to feel things…painful things. {{*}}moans{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Now that I've won, I better not see any Spiro's Heroes around these parts cleaning up graffiti or protecting nerds from bullies.}}
{{Tapped Out Spiro Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|With our turf gone, how are we going to make a difference in our community?}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We could just go back to being badass bikers whose sole purpose is boozing, roughhousing, and more boozing.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, why'd we ever give that up?}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Let's ride through Springfield and rough up all who get in our way!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|No! Don't chain-whip my comics! You just destroyed an original Cyberella!}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This is just like when the necronauts overran the city and Cyberella had to rally the citizens against them!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|No! You're defiling my love-tester machine! How am I supposed to test my love now?!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, hey Meathook. Are you here to help remove some new graffiti on my wall?}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What are you doing? You've chain-whipped all of aisles one, two, and three! And I only have three aisles!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Beaten}}
{{TB|Ah man, right when I get seriously injured, they start doing all the fun biker gang stuff…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Spiro]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Springfield Choppers}}

@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 {{TB|I hate those guys!}}
 {{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
-{{TB|So we all agree…sidebar over!}}
+{{TB|So we all agree...sidebar over!}}
 {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Sidebar over!}}
@@ Line 67: / Line 67: @@
 {{TB|I dig the archway built out of beach cruisers. Nice touch.}}
 {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
-{{TB|So…? Will you become a bully?}}
+{{TB|So...? Will you become a bully?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 {{TB|I think I'm gonna stick with Spiro's Heroes.}}
@@ Line 73: / Line 73: @@
 {{TB|Come on! What does Spiro's have that the Stolen Bicycle Graveyard doesn't?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Thinking}}
-{{TB|Well, for one: they have a roof, WiFi, and soda direct from the tap…}}
+{{TB|Well, for one: they have a roof, WiFi, and soda direct from the tap...}}
 {{Tapped Out Kearney Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|We can't compete with solid WiFi!}}
@@ Line 97: / Line 97: @@
 {{TB|Do you have any hand sanitizer by chance? Can't be too careful these days.}}
 {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|I want to punch you so bad right now…but I can't.}}
+{{TB|I want to punch you so bad right now...but I can't.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|See? The partnership's already working.}}
@@ Line 137: / Line 137: @@
 {{TB|Oh yeah, those Spiro's Heroes don't mess around. One time I accidentally grabbed Ramrod's latte at a coffee shop and he chain-whipped my laptop in half.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Man, I wish I had a motorcycle so I could be in a cool gang…}}
+{{TB|Man, I wish I had a motorcycle so I could be in a cool gang...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Wait a second, I do have a motorcycle! And it's a vintage 1955 Harley-Davidson! I won it at a '50s dance competition at a diner!}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|Oh, I remember that now…that must have been at least 20 seasons ago.}}
+{{TB|Oh, I remember that now...that must have been at least 20 seasons ago.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Gas Cans|125}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Gas Up the Hog|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Demand Homer Wear His Helmet|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Remind Homer How the Throttle Works|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
@@ Line 152: / Line 152: @@
 {{TB|But don't you remember my bucket list? Number one: eat a bucket of fried chicken. Number two: eat another bucket of fried chicken!}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Deadpan}}
-{{TB|And number three…}}
+{{TB|And number three...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Eat a bucket of fried chicken as a member of a biker gang!}}
@@ Line 186: / Line 186: @@
 {{TB|Your friend Bart is right. I'm the leader of The Purple Nurples gang.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Curious}}
-{{TB|You do realize that Spiro's Heroes is a gang that does good? So…we don't really have beef with you.}}
+{{TB|You do realize that Spiro's Heroes is a gang that does good? So...we don't really have beef with you.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|We Purple Nurples are the same way. We defend those who receive purple nurples.}}
@@ Line 265: / Line 265: @@
 {{TB|Woo-hoo!}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
-{{TB|No, I was being sarcastic…you lost and you're seriously injured.}}
+{{TB|No, I was being sarcastic...you lost and you're seriously injured.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Beaten}}
-{{TB|Oh… Yup. I'm starting to feel things…painful things. {{*}}moans{{*}}}}
+{{TB|Oh... Yup. I'm starting to feel things...painful things. {{*}}moans{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Wilbur Nurple Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Now that I've won, I better not see any Spiro's Heroes around these parts cleaning up graffiti or protecting nerds from bullies.}}
@@ Line 289: / Line 289: @@
 {{TB|What are you doing? You've chain-whipped all of aisles one, two, and three! And I only have three aisles!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Beaten}}
-{{TB|Ah man, right when I get seriously injured, they start doing all the fun biker gang stuff…}}
+{{TB|Ah man, right when I get seriously injured, they start doing all the fun biker gang stuff...}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Spiro]]|colspan=2}}
 }}

@@ Line 5: / Line 5: @@
 |update = {{TOCU|Springfield Choppers}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Bart]], [[Homer]], [[Marge]], [[Lisa]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Nelson]], [[Jimbo]], [[Dolph]], [[Kearney]], [[Wilbur Nurple]], [[Meathook]], [[Ramrod]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = SpringfieldTurfWars
 |id = 242001 - 242005
@@ Line 17: / Line 17: @@
 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After completing [[There Goes My Heroes]]|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
@@ Line 291: / Line 291: @@
 {{TB|Ah man, right when I get seriously injured, they start doing all the fun biker gang stuff…}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Spiro]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Springfield Choppers}}