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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} Oh, doctor, thank you so much for letting me spend time here for Career Day! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Veterinarian" title="Veterinarian">Veterinarian</a>}} No problem, Lisa. But I must warn you: life...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Oh, doctor, thank you so much for letting me spend time here for Career Day!<br /> {{qf|[[Veterinarian]]}} No problem, Lisa. But I must warn you: life in the pet E.R. isn't all fun and games. Sometimes things get pretty serious.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Halp! Th' blasted school snake has swallowed me best pair o' bogpoops!<br /> {{qf|Veterinarian}} Get the crash-cart, nurse! Stat!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} Hey, Doc, [[Thelma-Louise]] done got in the still drippings again. She hain't got no heartbeat!<br /> {{qf|Veterinarian}} Crash-cart, nurse! Stat!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Cletus}} Thankee kindly, Doc. There'll be two chickens and a sack o' taters on yore back porch come th' mornin'!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lisa? Doctor, she's fainted!<br /> {{qf|Veterinarian}} Nurse, crash-cart! Stat!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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