Springfield Elementary Poetry Competition/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Children, children! Let's get this show on the road! I can only hope it will be better than last semester's poetry competition. Ans as the student's recite their repertore, I'm sure I need not mention, if you're all not on your best behavior, you're sure to bet detention! Heh, well, what do you know? That anymed. Anyway our first contestant is Ralph Wiggum.
:'''[[Ralph]]''': The rock is my favorite weslter. He's got big muscles and puts oil all over his chest and hits people with chairs. I love the rock!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': "The person I most admire" was last week's assisnment, Ralph. Get off the stage. [SIGH!] I can already see where this is headings next!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': My favorite flavor is red.
:'''[[Nelson]]''': She ran naked through the hill - side woods.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Next contestant, please!
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Huh? Wait a minute. I put a lot of work into this it's a compelx piece about the machninations of love and family!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': I'll talk to you later, Mr. Potty Mouth!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I sing of Springfield, glad and big, tool, maker, stacker of wheat, it's ruds bring up to the sky. Only to drink from the tormented river singing saily, then dressed in black!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, my! This is gtting worse and worse next!
:'''[[Martin]]''': There once was a boy who was samart...
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': No rubald limericks out of you, Simpson! All right, that's enough of this judges, let's get the nightmare over.
:'''[[Martin]]''': But what about my "Ode to Rabian Roundess"?
:'''[[Jasper]]''': We like that detention thinkg you win, Skinner!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Well, I don't know what to say! They like me, mother! They really like me!

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 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} No ribald limericks out of you, Simpson! All right, that's enough of this judges, let's get the nightmare over.
 {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} But what about my "Ode to Raisin Roundees"?
-{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} We liked that detention thing you win, Skinner!
+{{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} We liked that detention thing you win, Skinner!
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Well, I don't know what to say! They like me, mother! They really like me!
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 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} I'll talk to you later, Mr. Potty Mouth!
 {{qf|Lisa}} I sing of Springfield, glad and big, tool, maker, stacker of wheat, it's birds rising up to the sky. Only to drink from the tormented river singing daily, then dressed in black!
-{{qf|Principal Skinner} Oh, my! This is getting worse and worse next!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Oh, my! This is getting worse and worse next!
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} There once was a boy who was smart...
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} No ribald limericks out of you, Simpson! All right, that's enough of this judges, let's get the nightmare over.

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-{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Children, children! Let's get this show on the road! I can only hope it will be better than last semester's poetry competition. Ans as the student's recite their repertore, I'm sure I need not mention, if you're all not on your best behavior, you're sure to bet detention! Heh, well, what do you know? That anymed. Anyway our first contestant is Ralph Wiggum.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Children, children! Let's get this show on the road! I can only hope it will be better than last semester's poetry competition. And as the student's recite their repertoire, I'm sure I need not mention, if you're all not on your best behavior, you're sure to bet detention! Heh, well, what do you know? That rhymed. Anyway our first contestant is Ralph Wiggum.
-{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} The rock is my favorite weslter. He's got big muscles and puts oil all over his chest and hits people with chairs. I love the rock!
+{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} [[The Rock]] is my favorite wrestler. He's got big muscles and puts oil all over his chest and hits people with chairs. I love The Rock!
-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} "The person I most admire" was last week's assisnment, Ralph. Get off the stage. [SIGH!] I can already see where this is headings next!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} "The person I most admire" was last week's assignment, Ralph. Get off the stage. [SIGH!] I can already see where this is headings next!
 {{qf|Ralph}} My favorite flavor is red.
 {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} She ran naked through the hill - side woods.
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Next contestant, please!
-{{qf|Nelson}} Huh? Wait a minute. I put a lot of work into this it's a compelx piece about the machninations of love and family!
+{{qf|Nelson}} Huh? Wait a minute. I put a lot of work into this! It's a complex piece about the machinations of love and family!
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} I'll talk to you later, Mr. Potty Mouth!
-{{qf|Lisa}} I sing of Springfield, glad and big, tool, maker, stacker of wheat, it's ruds bring up to the sky. Only to drink from the tormented river singing saily, then dressed in black!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I sing of Springfield, glad and big, tool, maker, stacker of wheat, it's birds rising up to the sky. Only to drink from the tormented river singing daily, then dressed in black!
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Oh, my! This is gtting worse and worse next!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner} Oh, my! This is getting worse and worse next!
-{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} There once was a boy who was samart...
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} There once was a boy who was smart...
-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} No rubald limericks out of you, Simpson! All right, that's enough of this judges, let's get the nightmare over.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} No ribald limericks out of you, Simpson! All right, that's enough of this judges, let's get the nightmare over.
-{{qf|Martin}} But what about my "Ode to Rabian Roundess"?
+{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} But what about my "Ode to Raisin Roundees"?
-{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} We like that detention thing you win, Skinner!
+{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} We liked that detention thing you win, Skinner!
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Well, I don't know what to say! They like me, mother! They really like me!
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	:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Children, children! Let's get this show on the road! I can only hope it will be better than last semester's poetry competition. Ans as the student's recite their repertore, I'm sure I need not mention, if you're all not on your best behavior, you're sure to bet detention! Heh, well, what do you know? That anymed. Anyway our first contestant is Ralph Wiggum.		:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Children, children! Let's get this show on the road! I can only hope it will be better than last semester's poetry competition. Ans as the student's recite their repertore, I'm sure I need not mention, if you're all not on your best behavior, you're sure to bet detention! Heh, well, what do you know? That anymed. Anyway our first contestant is Ralph Wiggum.

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	:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Children, children! Let's get this show on the road! I can only hope it will be better than last semester's poetry competition. Ans as the student's recite their repertore, I'm sure I need not mention, if you're all not on your best behavior, you're sure to bet detention! Heh, well, what do you know? That anymed. Anyway our first contestant is Ralph Wiggum.		:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Children, children! Let's get this show on the road! I can only hope it will be better than last semester's poetry competition. Ans as the student's recite their repertore, I'm sure I need not mention, if you're all not on your best behavior, you're sure to bet detention! Heh, well, what do you know? That anymed. Anyway our first contestant is Ralph Wiggum.