Springfield Elementary (Simpsons Comics 242)/Quotes - Revision history

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:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Skiinnner! It's happened again!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' You're dating mother?
:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Yes, but that's not what I'm here about! Your school supply closet has been robbed! There's no more pencils, no more books!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' And the teacher's dirty looks?
:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' They're still here!
:'''[[Mr. Largo]]:''' And they always will be!
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Detective and sidekick, your school needs you again!
:'''[[Bartholomew Holmes]]:''' Let me duduce what's missing your dignity? The best years of your life?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Correct as always! But also.
:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' The school supplies have been stolen. Normally, you'd have written our assignment in a three-ring binder, but I see you're empty-handed.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' You're right Bartholomew. The school supplies are gone.
:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' He's right? But I--
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:'''[[Bartholomew Holmes]]:''' Just as I deduced! All the school supplies were used to make an ar project!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' [GASP] This kind of thing isn't in our art curriculum! That's it! I'm cutting art class!
:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' What? That's not fair! We don't even know who did it.
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:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' Willie couldn't have signed his name to the crimn. Willie can't read or write.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' That's true! He signs his paychecks by spitting on them! But if he didn't do it, then who did?
:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' Was it you, Bart?
:'''[[Bartholomew Holmes]]:''' Yes.
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Good work, Lisa!
:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' Does this mean I move up from sidekick to actual school detective?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' No, but your do get to hire the new one.

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	{{qf\|Principal Skinner}} No, but your do get to hire the new one.		{{qf\|Principal Skinner}} No, but your do get to hire the new one.
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-:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Skiinnner! It's happened again!
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Skiinner! It's happened again!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' You're dating mother?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} You're dating mother?
-:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Yes, but that's not what I'm here about! Your school supply closet has been robbed! There's no more pencils, no more books!
+{{qf|Gary Chalmers}} Yes, but that's not what I'm here about! Your school supply closet has been robbed! There's no more pencils, no more books!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' And the teacher's dirty looks?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} And the teacher's dirty looks?
-:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' They're still here!
+{{qf|Gary Chalmers}} They're still here!
-:'''[[Mr. Largo]]:''' And they always will be!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} And they always will be!
 ----
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Detective and sidekick, your school needs you again!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Detective and sidekick, your school needs you again!
-:'''[[Bartholomew Holmes]]:''' Let me duduce what's missing your dignity? The best years of your life?
+{{qf|[[Bartholomew Holmes]]}} Let me duduce what's missing your dignity? The best years of your life?
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Correct as always! But also.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Correct as always! But also.
-:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' The school supplies have been stolen. Normally, you'd have written our assignment in a three-ring binder, but I see you're empty-handed.
+{{qf|[[Lisa Watson]]}} The school supplies have been stolen. Normally, you'd have written our assignment in a three-ring binder, but I see you're empty-handed.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' You're right Bartholomew. The school supplies are gone.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} You're right Bartholomew. The school supplies are gone.
-:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' He's right? But I--
+{{qf|Lisa Watson}} He's right? But I--
 ----
-:'''[[Bartholomew Holmes]]:''' Just as I deduced! All the school supplies were used to make an ar project!
+{{qf|Bartholomew Holmes}} Just as I deduced! All the school supplies were used to make an ar project!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' [GASP]  This kind of thing isn't in our art curriculum! That's it! I'm cutting art class!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} [GASP] This kind of thing isn't in our art curriculum! That's it! I'm cutting art class!
-:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' What? That's not fair! We don't even know who did it.
+{{qf|Lisa Watson}} What? That's not fair! We don't even know who did it.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' Willie couldn't have signed his name to the crimn. Willie can't read or write.
+{{qf|Lisa Watson}} Willie couldn't have signed his name to the crimn. Willie can't read or write.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' That's true! He signs his paychecks by spitting on them! But if he didn't do it, then who did?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's true! He signs his paychecks by spitting on them! But if he didn't do it, then who did?
-:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' Was it you, Bart?
+{{qf|Lisa Watson}} Was it you, Bart?
-:'''[[Bartholomew Holmes]]:''' Yes.
+{{qf|Bartholomew Holmes}} Yes.
 ----
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Good work, Lisa!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Good work, Lisa!
-:'''[[Lisa Watson]]:''' Does this mean I move up from sidekick to actual school detective?
+{{qf|Lisa Watson}} Does this mean I move up from sidekick to actual school detective?
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' No, but your do get to hire the new one.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} No, but your do get to hire the new one.