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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngcr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Springfield_Downs" title="Springfield Downs">Springfield Downs</a> employee 1}} Where&#039;s this horse&#039;s jockey? The next race is about to start! {{qf|Springfield Downs employee 2}} Probably at the bar, d...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngcr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Springfield Downs]] employee 1}} Where's this horse's jockey? The next race is about to start!<br /> {{qf|Springfield Downs employee 2}} Probably at the bar, drowning his sorrows! That's not just the horse's name, it's also his odds.<br /> {{qf|Springfield Downs employee 1}} We better go fetch him. What's he look like?<br /> {{qf|Springfield Downs employee 2}} He's a short guy with a moustache.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Wait here, Ralphie, while I see a man about a horse. And drink your hot chocolate slowly this time, son. Daddy can't afford another expensive round of stomach reconstruction surgery!<br /> {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Cocoa is just like sweet, boiling mud!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} Whee! I'm Braveheart!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} Wah-ah-ah! The bad little man made my horsie's head fall off!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} There you go, Ralphie. A nice warm bath for my little champ! You did real good today, son. I only wish I'd bet on &quot;[[One in a Million]]&quot;.<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Jockey|Springfield Downs Race Track}}}} Yeah, yeah! An' Bob's yer uncle. Ye got anyfing to drink 'round 'ere, mate?<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Uh-oh!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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