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:''[Idle Quotes (before alien invasion)]''
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I don't apologize. I'm sorry, but that's the way I am.
{{qf|Homer}} Here's to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
{{qf|Homer}} Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
{{qf|Homer}} Trying is the first step towards failure.
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'm going Catholic and getting me some communion wafers and booze.
{{qf|Bart}} I think I read somewhere that cows like being killed.
{{qf|Bart}} I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
{{qf|Bart}} Inside every hardened criminal, beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
{{qf|Bart}} I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try.
{{qf|Lisa}} It's so hard to find food that wasn't brutally slaughtered.
{{qf|Lisa}} The new Malibu Stacey has an achievable chest.
{{qf|Lisa}} Nelson's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a vest.
{{qf|Lisa}} Even Gore Vidal's kissed more boys than I ever will.
{{qf|Lisa}} I love the world of babysitting. The responsibility, the obligations, the pressure...
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I wish Homer would listen to his heart and not the voices in his head.
{{qf|Marge}} My life can be pretty exciting, but celery's pretty exciting, too.
{{qf|Marge}} Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
{{qf|Marge}} Homer's spent less on me than he has on temporary tattoos.
{{qf|Marge}} I love everything about Springfield. Bart's lawyer is here!
{{qf|Marge}} Bart will probably be a Supreme Court Justice or a sleazy male stripper.
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:''[Idle Quotes (during alien invasion)]''
{{qf|Homer}} I can't believe the aliens got past Lenny's defense system.
{{qf|Homer}} Ooh, an alien invasion. I'm sooo scared. I don't want to die before my time.
{{qf|Homer}} For God's sake, just give the aliens what they want! Except the beer!
{{qf|Homer}} Think, Homer, think. What would Jebus do?
{{qf|Homer}} Hahaha, these aliens are so in Marge's doghouse.
{{qf|Bart}} I bet those Shelbyville jerks put the aliens up to this.
{{qf|Bart}} These aliens are really upping the prank bar.
{{qf|Bart}} Maybe I want to be an alien when I grow up.
{{qf|Bart}} Why would the aliens want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace.
{{qf|Bart}} I should do something bad while the aliens are distracting everyone.
{{qf|Lisa}} All the prophesies about my future, um, conveniently left this out.
{{qf|Lisa}} There's gotta be a good blues song in this.
{{qf|Lisa}} The aliens can destroy the town, but they better not hurt an animal.
{{qf|Lisa}} I'm torn between wanting to communicate with the aliens and wanting to dissect them.
{{qf|Lisa}} We should have listened that crazy homeless guy. He tried to warn us.
{{qf|Marge}} I say we open a can of whoop-tushie on this situation!
{{qf|Marge}} When this is over, I bet I get stuck cleaning up.
{{qf|Marge}} What an exciting time we live in!
{{qf|Marge}} The aliens show that you can be violent without swearing.
{{qf|Marge}} I bet Lee Majors will save us. I better go fix my makeup.
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:''[Kearney and Dolph Conversation]''
{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz|Kearney]]}} Next time, I hope we get invaded by Transformers.
{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro|Dolph]]}} You said it - they're more than meets the eye!
{{qf|Kearney}} I wish I could transform into a giant car that flies and also kicks everyone 'cause it has kung fu feet!
{{qf|Dolph}} That's retarded.
{{qf|Kearney}} (DEFENSIVE) I know, that's why I was joking. Duh.
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:''[Aliens Conversation #1]''
{{qf|Small Alien #1}} Why is it that people from the Nebulon galaxy are good at math, but people from the Andromeda galaxy are good at sports?
{{qf|Small Alien #2}} That question is racist.
{{qf|Small Alien #1}} How is that racist? I'm just pointing out a fact.
{{qf|Small Alien #2}} Even if it is a fact, and I'm not saying it is, it's impolite to point it out.
{{qf|Small Alien #1}} Oh, excuse me for being "galactically incorrect".
{{qf|Small Alien #2}} Shut up.
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:''[Aliens Conversation #2]''
{{qf|Small Alien #1}} I spy with my little eye something beginning with "U".
{{qf|Small Alien #2}} Is it "U" shutting up?
{{qf|Small Alien #1}} Wow, are you mad at me or something?
{{qf|Small Alien #2}} No, it's just that "I Spy" is an Earth game - we don't want to adopt their ways.
{{qf|Small Alien #1}} I know, but I was just sick of playing "Alien Gloop-Gleep."
{{qf|Small Alien #2}} That's 'cause I always win!
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:''[Aliens Conversation #3]''
{{qf|Small Alien #1}} When I joined the interstellar coast guard, I never thought I'd see active duty!
{{qf|Small Alien #2}} Me neither! That recruiter at the space mall was very deceptive...
{{qf|Small Alien #1}} Very deceptive. But he didn't lie - they're too clever to lie.
{{qf|Small Alien #2}} God, I'm tired. Let's kill some humans and sleep on them.
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:''[Alien and Smithers Conversation]''
{{qf|Small Alien #1}} Waylon, we can never tell anyone what happened between us.
{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]]}} No kidding! You think I want people to know?
{{qf|Small Alien #1}} Well, maybe. Why? Are you ashamed of it?
{{qf|Smithers}} Ah, Of course not. But we both know what it was.
{{qf|Small Alien #1}} Apparently I don't! Tell me, Waylon, what was it?
{{qf|Smithers}} Please, let's just let it go.
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:''[Mr. Burns and Krusty Conversation]''
{{qf|[[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]}} Krusty the Klown, your antics and japes kept us all smiling through the troubles.
{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]]}} Thanks a bunch, Skeletor! (LAUGHS)
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Priceless. Now I understand your real name is Herschel Krustofsky. What sort of name is that? Cornish? Flemish? Walloon?
{{qf|Krusty}} It's Jewish.
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh, that's interesting. Um...I have to go now. Enjoy your next trip to the synagogue.
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:''[Sherri and Kent Brockman Conversation]''
{{qf|[[Sherri Mackleberry|Sherri]]}} Mr. Brockman, my Mom has a crush on you!
{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Ah ha ha ha, That's very flattering.
{{qf|Sherri}} So does my Dad. That's why they're not together anymore.
{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Um huh, Um.. listen, I'm running late for squash.
{{qf|Sherri}} Why did you break up my family?
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:''[Nelson and Manjula Conversation]''
{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]}} Haw-haw, everyone's frightened!
{{qf|[[Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon|Manjula]]}} You are a mean little boy! What would your mother say if she heard you speak this way?
{{qf|Nelson}} She wouldn't give a crap - she's too busy shakin' her fun bags for money!
{{qf|Manjula}} Seriously? Oh, that breaks my heart. Do you want to come live with my family?
{{qf|Nelson}} Really?
{{qf|Manjula}} No. Haw-haw!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Why would the aliens want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace.
 {{qf|Bart}} I should do something bad while the aliens are distracting everyone.
-{{qf|Lisa}} All the prophesies about my future, um,  conveniently left this out.
+{{qf|Lisa}} All the prophesies about my future, um, conveniently left this out.
 {{qf|Lisa}} There's gotta be a good blues song in this.
 {{qf|Lisa}} The aliens can destroy the town, but they better not hurt an animal.
@@ Line 48: / Line 48: @@
 :''[Kearney and Dolph Conversation]''
 {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz|Kearney]]}} Next time, I hope we get invaded by Transformers.
-{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro|Dolph]]}}   You said it - they're more than meets the eye!
+{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro|Dolph]]}} You said it - they're more than meets the eye!
 {{qf|Kearney}} I wish I could transform into a giant car that flies and also kicks everyone 'cause it has kung fu feet!
 {{qf|Dolph}} That's retarded.
-{{qf|Kearney}} (DEFENSIVE) I know, that's why I was joking.  Duh.
+{{qf|Kearney}} (DEFENSIVE) I know, that's why I was joking. Duh.
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 :''[Aliens Conversation #1]''
 {{qf|Small Alien #1}} Why is it that people from the Nebulon galaxy are good at math, but people from the Andromeda galaxy are good at sports?
 {{qf|Small Alien #2}} That question is racist.
-{{qf|Small Alien #1}} How is that racist?  I'm just pointing out a fact.
+{{qf|Small Alien #1}} How is that racist? I'm just pointing out a fact.
 {{qf|Small Alien #2}} Even if it is a fact, and I'm not saying it is, it's impolite to point it out.
 {{qf|Small Alien #1}} Oh, excuse me for being "galactically incorrect".
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 :''[Aliens Conversation #3]''
 {{qf|Small Alien #1}} When I joined the interstellar coast guard, I never thought I'd see active duty!
-{{qf|Small Alien #2}} Me neither!  That recruiter at the space mall was very deceptive...
+{{qf|Small Alien #2}} Me neither! That recruiter at the space mall was very deceptive...
-{{qf|Small Alien #1}} Very deceptive.   But he didn't lie - they're too clever to lie.
+{{qf|Small Alien #1}} Very deceptive. But he didn't lie - they're too clever to lie.
-{{qf|Small Alien #2}} God, I'm tired.  Let's kill some humans and sleep on them.
+{{qf|Small Alien #2}} God, I'm tired. Let's kill some humans and sleep on them.
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 :''[Alien and Smithers Conversation]''
 {{qf|Small Alien #1}} Waylon, we can never tell anyone what happened between us.
-{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]]}} No kidding!   You think I want people to know?
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.|Smithers]]}} No kidding! You think I want people to know?
-{{qf|Small Alien #1}} Well, maybe.  Why?  Are you ashamed of it?
+{{qf|Small Alien #1}} Well, maybe. Why? Are you ashamed of it?
 {{qf|Smithers}} Ah, Of course not. But we both know what it was.
-{{qf|Small Alien #1}} Apparently I don't!   Tell me, Waylon, what was it?
+{{qf|Small Alien #1}} Apparently I don't! Tell me, Waylon, what was it?
 {{qf|Smithers}} Please, let's just let it go.
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 {{qf|[[Charles Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]]}} Krusty the Klown, your antics and japes kept us all smiling through the troubles.
 {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]]}} Thanks a bunch, Skeletor! (LAUGHS)
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Priceless.   Now I understand your real name is Herschel Krustofsky.  What sort of name is that?  Cornish?  Flemish?  Walloon?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Priceless. Now I understand your real name is Herschel Krustofsky. What sort of name is that? Cornish? Flemish? Walloon?
 {{qf|Krusty}} It's Jewish.
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh, that's interesting. Um...I have to go now. Enjoy your next trip to the synagogue.
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 {{qf|[[Sherri Mackleberry|Sherri]]}} Mr. Brockman, my Mom has a crush on you!
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Ah ha ha ha, That's very flattering.
-{{qf|Sherri}} So does my Dad.   That's why they're not together anymore.
+{{qf|Sherri}} So does my Dad. That's why they're not together anymore.
-{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Um huh, Um..   listen, I'm running late for squash.
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Um huh, Um.. listen, I'm running late for squash.
 {{qf|Sherri}} Why did you break up my family?
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 :''[Nelson and Manjula Conversation]''
 {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]}} Haw-haw, everyone's frightened!
-{{qf|[[Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon|Manjula]]}} You are a mean little boy!   What would your mother say if she heard you speak this way?
+{{qf|[[Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon|Manjula]]}} You are a mean little boy! What would your mother say if she heard you speak this way?
 {{qf|Nelson}} She wouldn't give a crap - she's too busy shakin' her fun bags for money!
-{{qf|Manjula}} Seriously?   Oh, that breaks my heart.   Do you want to come live with my family?
+{{qf|Manjula}} Seriously? Oh, that breaks my heart. Do you want to come live with my family?
 {{qf|Nelson}} Really?
-{{qf|Manjula}} No.   Haw-haw!
+{{qf|Manjula}} No. Haw-haw!
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