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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Sportscasted
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|"22 for 30" episode tie-in}}
|requirements = [[ESBN Sports Desk]]
|characters = [[Anger Watkins]], [[Brockman]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Sportscasted''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|"22 for 30" episode tie-in}} content update. It requires the [[ESBN Sports Desk]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}}
{{TB|My life is sports. Watching sports on TV, yelling at the TV, then coming to work and yelling on TV about what I saw on TV.}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And now you want me to cover things other than sports? This whole thing is making Anger angry!}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Anger drives ratings. I decided this after great thought, while waiting for the restaurant valet to bring my car around. It’s happening.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Anger Watkins Report the Weather|4 hours|{{Channel 6}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|…and the [[Pope]] admitted he was flashing gang signs in the photo.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And now, over to our new weatherman, Anger Watkins. What can we expect tomorrow Anger?}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Expect disappointment, sorrow, and dark moods full of rolling fury. Expect a total and complete sapping of your once-thriving spirit. Also a little rain in the evening. Take an umbrella.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
{{TB|You're not Brockman. Was he fired? If so, I get his parking spot and coffee mug – it’s in my contract!}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}}
{{TB|Your greedy ambition reminds me of a certain championship quarterback. I’ve just been brought in to jack the ratings with my repertoire of fuming and venting.}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Maybe I’ll start with this story about a new park opening. A complete waste of grass, trees, and fresh air! That’s right, I root for concrete!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Anger Watkins Do a Puff Piece|4 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}}
{{TB|Anger Watkins here at Springfield's Retirement Castle, where a local group brought cats to play with the seniors.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|They're a blessing. With their whiskers and sullen dispositions. Oh wait, that’s Jasper.}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Why are these wrinkled layabouts hoarding the cats that hard-working people should be holding and scratching behind the neck?}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|A poor allocation of our cat resources and an absolute joke! More on this breaking story tonight at six.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Finally, an assignment appropriate for my broadcasting skills. Anger Watkins, food critic.}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}}
{{TB|I order, I eat, someone else pays, I complain into a camera, and someone pays me. The one time this bloated, mistaken rock named Earth acts like it’s supposed to!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Anger Watkins Sing for His Supper|2 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, time for the bottom line on the Gilded Truffle. I give it one star.}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}}
{{TB|And that one star was me. I gave myself to this non-driving, non-truck food truck and in return I received disappointment and an after-dinner mint!}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|They served my meal, delicious as it was, on a silver platter!? Silver!}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Everybody knows silver is second place, and Anger Watkins does not finish second! You see me, you bust out the platinum!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Criticizing food has lost its luster. I yearn to insult fat, sweaty, living things again!}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Next stop: the food at Krusty Burger. Looks like my wish has been granted.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Anger Watkins Choke Down a Double Krusty Burger|2 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}}
{{TB|I came into this expecting the worst dining experience possible. Something like sending my mouth to prison.}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Krusty Burger met my expectations. An all-star appetite abomination!}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}}
{{TB|The only positive I can say is the bathroom was cleaner than the kitchen.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I’ll take it! I may even use that quote in the ads we run during coverage of death row executions!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Got your fill of being a food critic, Anger?}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fill? Is that a joke? Because all I got was a tapeworm and two types of hepatitis. And not even the good ones!}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Good news then. You’ll now be sharing the politics beat with me. What you won't be sharing is my hair and makeup team.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Anger Watkins Provide Political Commentary|12 hours|the [[Town Hall]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kent Brockman Provide Political Commentary|12 hours|the [[Town Hall]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|A lot of voters have approached my limousine to tell my bodyguards they want Springfield to be a safer place to live. That’s when the tasers come out.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|I say to those voters “I hope when you regain consciousness you remember whatever happened was all your fault. Vote Quimby”!}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well spoken! Thank you Mayor for your time and public service.}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Seriously? That interview was a joke! But not the type that’s funny or even makes you think. The type that Dane Cook tells!}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I've heard better interviews from guys with a history of concussions.}}
{{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Enough! I'm going back to what I do best: level-headed sports analysis.}}
{{THT|'''Quest Reward: '''{{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/22 for 30}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Sportscasted
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Anger Watkins Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|"22 for 30" episode tie-in}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Anger Watkins]], [[Brockman]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 {{TB|And now you want me to cover things other than sports? This whole thing is making Anger angry!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
-{{TB|Anger drives ratings. I decided this after great thought, while waiting for the restaurant valet to bring my car around. It’s happening.}}
+{{TB|Anger drives ratings. I decided this after great thought, while waiting for the restaurant valet to bring my car around. It's happening.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Anger Watkins Report the Weather|4 hours|{{Channel 6}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
-{{TB|…and the [[Pope]] admitted he was flashing gang signs in the photo.}}
+{{TB|...and the [[Pope]] admitted he was flashing gang signs in the photo.}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|And now, over to our new weatherman, Anger Watkins. What can we expect tomorrow Anger?}}
@@ Line 38: / Line 38: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Anger Watkins' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Arnie Pye Icon}}
-{{TB|You're not Brockman. Was he fired? If so, I get his parking spot and coffee mug –  it’s in my contract!}}
+{{TB|You're not Brockman. Was he fired? If so, I get his parking spot and coffee mug – it's in my contract!}}
 {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}}
-{{TB|Your greedy ambition reminds me of a certain championship quarterback. I’ve just been brought in to jack the ratings with my repertoire of fuming and venting.}}
+{{TB|Your greedy ambition reminds me of a certain championship quarterback. I've just been brought in to jack the ratings with my repertoire of fuming and venting.}}
 {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Maybe I’ll start with this story about a new park opening. A complete waste of grass, trees, and fresh air! That’s right, I root for concrete!}}
+{{TB|Maybe I'll start with this story about a new park opening. A complete waste of grass, trees, and fresh air! That's right, I root for concrete!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Anger Watkins Do a Puff Piece|4 hours|the [[Retirement Castle]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}}
 {{TB|Anger Watkins here at Springfield's Retirement Castle, where a local group brought cats to play with the seniors.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|They're a blessing. With their whiskers and sullen dispositions. Oh wait, that’s Jasper.}}
+{{TB|They're a blessing. With their whiskers and sullen dispositions. Oh wait, that's Jasper.}}
 {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Why are these wrinkled layabouts hoarding the cats that hard-working people should be holding and scratching behind the neck?}}
@@ Line 61: / Line 61: @@
 {{TB|Finally, an assignment appropriate for my broadcasting skills. Anger Watkins, food critic.}}
 {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}}
-{{TB|I order, I eat, someone else pays, I complain into a camera, and someone pays me. The one time this bloated, mistaken rock named Earth acts like it’s supposed to!}}
+{{TB|I order, I eat, someone else pays, I complain into a camera, and someone pays me. The one time this bloated, mistaken rock named Earth acts like it's supposed to!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Anger Watkins Sing for His Supper|2 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon}}
@@ Line 89: / Line 89: @@
 {{TB|The only positive I can say is the bathroom was cleaner than the kitchen.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|I’ll take it! I may even use that quote in the ads we run during coverage of death row executions!}}
+{{TB|I'll take it! I may even use that quote in the ads we run during coverage of death row executions!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 101: / Line 101: @@
 {{TB|Fill? Is that a joke? Because all I got was a tapeworm and two types of hepatitis. And not even the good ones!}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
-{{TB|Good news then. You’ll now be sharing the politics beat with me. What you won't be sharing is my hair and makeup team.}}
+{{TB|Good news then. You'll now be sharing the politics beat with me. What you won't be sharing is my hair and makeup team.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Anger Watkins Provide Political Commentary|12 hours|the [[Town Hall]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kent Brockman Provide Political Commentary|12 hours|the [[Town Hall]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
-{{TB|A lot of voters have approached my limousine to tell my bodyguards they want Springfield to be a safer place to live. That’s when the tasers come out.}}
+{{TB|A lot of voters have approached my limousine to tell my bodyguards they want Springfield to be a safer place to live. That's when the tasers come out.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Proud}}
-{{TB|I say to those voters “I hope when you regain consciousness you remember whatever happened was all your fault. Vote Quimby”!}}
+{{TB|I say to those voters "I hope when you regain consciousness you remember whatever happened was all your fault. Vote Quimby"!}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Well spoken! Thank you Mayor for your time and public service.}}
 {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Seriously? That interview was a joke! But not the type that’s funny or even makes you think. The type that Dane Cook tells!}}
+{{TB|Seriously? That interview was a joke! But not the type that's funny or even makes you think. The type that Dane Cook tells!}}
 {{Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|I've heard better interviews from guys with a history of concussions.}}