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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Looks like we have a clown down. What happened, boys?
{{qf|[[Lou]]}} While opening a can, the victim stepped on a banana peel... bouncing the can off his monkey's head and breaking the window.
{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Classic comedy bit.
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{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Pastry Face? Didn't you drown in a vat of bundt cake batter?
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{{qf|Krusty}} Wait! If you're not the original Pastry Face, how did you know I was [[The Komedian]]?
{{qf|[[Pastry Face]]}} You put it in your book.
{{qf|Krusty}} I knew I should have read that thing.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I have a certain sympathy for unnatural blue coloring.
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{{qf|Marge}} Yesterday, I entered the bi-city bake-off.
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} But didn't Pastry Face warn you not to?
{{qf|Marge}} How did you know that?
{{qf|Lisa}} Dr. New Haven told me.
{{qf|Marge}} When did you see him?
{{qf|Lisa}} He's right here.
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{{qf|Marge}} Dr. New Haven! Did you teleport in here?
{{qf|[[Dr. New Haven]]}} No, Homer left the door open, and I walked in. ''[Flaven]''
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{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Hey, buddy, you okay?
{{qf|Dr. New Haven}} Don't call me that. From now on, I am... Doctor New Haven!!
{{qf|Gil}} Sure thing, Smurfy.
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{{qf|Dr. New Haven}} And now I am on TV!
{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Uh, yes you are...
{{qf|Dr. New Haven}} And now I am gone!
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{{qf|Pastry Face}} Doctor, we need you to avert a disaster. Plus, the planetarium wants this room for a Bar Mitzvah.
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{{qf|[[Cupcake Kid]]}} How do you know who we are, Pasty Face?
{{qf|Pastry Face}} It's '''Pastry''' Face. And I read it in ''[[The Red Dress Press]]''.
{{qf|Cupcake Kid}} The what drut prut?
{{qf|Pastry Face}} Lisa Simpson's newspaper. Don't you read it?
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{{qf|Pastry Face}} You have to help me. The bi-city bake-off is tomorrow.
{{qf|[[Pie Man]]}} Why us? Go ask Dr. New Haven.
{{qf|Pastry Face}} I tried. He told me he's lost "the will to loiven." Whatever that means.
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Yep, I was a superhero back then. Everyone was doing it. Not like today. Nowadays, nobody dresses up in costumes to fight crime.
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{{qf|Pie Man}} pastry Face? You're my daughter... [[Maggie]]?
{{qf|Lisa}} No, Pie Man. It's me, Lisa.
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{{qf|Dr. New Haven}} Careful with that. It's a throwing machine.
{{qf|Krusty}} Oh yeah, what does it throw? Pies?
{{qf|Dr. New Haven}} Yes. And people.
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{{qf|Pastry Face}} Bart, we know who planned the whole thing: the Quimby pieing, the Kennerly seltzering, our pantsing, and even the town square cream-puffing.
{{qf|Pie Man}} We do?! Who was it? [[Kang]] and [[Kodos]]? [[Artie Ziff]]? [[Squeaky-voiced teen]]?
{{qf|Pastry Face}} No, dad. Haven't you figured it out?
{{qf|Pie Man}} Was it Maggie? Maggie usually does these things. She shot [[Mr. Burns]], you know.
{{qf|Pastry Face}} it was Bart!!
{{qf|{{ap|Pie Man|Splotchmen|Original Pie Man}}}} I woulda guessed Maggie too.
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{{qf|Original Pie Man}} Why'd you do it, boy?
{{qf|Bart}} I whip-creamed an entire city. Why '''wouldn't''' I do it?
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{{qf|Pastry Face}} So, by escalating the violence, it actually prevented further retaliation and soothed the rivalry. Well done, Bart.
{{qf|Cupcake Kid}} Actually, I was hoping it would lead to further violent escalation.

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 {{qf|Pastry Face}} Bart, we know who planned the whole thing: the Quimby pieing, the Kennerly seltzering, our pantsing, and even the town square cream-puffing.
-{{qf|Pie Man}} We do?! Who was it? [[Kang]] and [[Kodos]]? [[Artie Ziff]]? [[Squeaky-voiced teen]]?
+{{qf|Pie Man}} We do?! Who was it? [[Kang]] and [[Kodos]]? [[Artie Ziff]]? [[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]?
 {{qf|Pastry Face}} No, dad. Haven't you figured it out?
 {{qf|Pie Man}} Was it Maggie? Maggie usually does these things. She shot [[Mr. Burns]], you know.

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