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‎Pt. 4

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Splitting Hair
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Snow Place Like the Woods}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Lumberjill Marge]], [[Homer]]
|optional =
|internal = SplittingHair
|id = 275034 - 275037
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Splitting Hair''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Snow Place Like the Woods}} content update. It requires [[Lumberjill Marge]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Dark}}
{{TB|Homer?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dark}}
{{TB|AAH! A ghost!}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Dark}}
{{TB|It's Marge. The power is out again.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dark}}
{{TB|Where are you?}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Dark}}
{{TB|Right in front of you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dark}}
{{TB|Why do you feel funny? Kind of scratchier than normal…}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Dark}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}} Just hold Maggie while I cut some wood for a fire.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dark}}
{{TB|Come here, Maggie. It's going to be okay.}}
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed upside-down suck suck{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lumberjill Marge Start a Fire|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Try to See in the Dark|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon}}
{{TB|There we go. A fire in the hearth. All toasty warm… Okay, Homer, I can take Maggie again.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Relieved}}
{{TB|Hey, I was going to change her diaper, but I didn't want to deny you mommy time with her.}}
{{Tapped Out Maggie Icon|Facepalm}}
{{TB|{{*}}suck suck{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Marge, why are you wearing flannel?}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|With all these snowstorms and blackouts, I figure we should have some firewood handy for warmth and light.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But flannel? I mean…do we need to talk about how you're experimenting with a change of lifestyle?}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Homer, our marriage is all the experimenting I can handle. Honestly, even Dr. Frankenstein wouldn't try it.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Homer, how much longer will these power blackouts keep on going?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Why are you asking me?}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You work at the plant.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
{{TB|In that case, forever. I mean, I'm a horrible employee. Me and nuclear power…?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|{{*}}explosion sound{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We need to think of something, then.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Having a beer always helps me think.}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|How does that help?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|When I have one I can think of things other than "I want a beer". You want one?}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon}}
{{TB|No thanks. I can think without a beer.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Show off.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lumberjill Marge Vent Her Frustrations|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Sneak Out of the Room|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}grumble grumble{{*}} Blackouts… {{*}}grumble grumble{{*}} Winter… {{*}}grumble grumble{{*}} Power plant…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy Yell}}
{{TB|I just went to the Kwik-E-Mart to get more Duff, because the ones in our fridge were all missing.}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon}}
{{TB|That happens a lot.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|More evidence of our ghost problem.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Anyways, when I was there, I saw that Apu had bundles of firewood for sale. And people were buying them like crazy!}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Why do I have a feeling that you have a brilliant plan that involves me doing all the work?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Inspired}}
{{TB|You have the same idea! Oh, Marge, we are two peas in a pod!}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Eyes Closed}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Resigned}}
{{TB|I think I'll have that beer now.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|If I had any. Ghosts, Marge.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, Homer. How much firewood do you think we'll need to start?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|Well, let's see. When I was at [[Apu]]'s, I started taking orders…}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Resigned}}
{{TB|Of course you did…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|{{*}}looking at note pad{{*}} I got orders from [[Ned]], [[Kirk]], [[Dr. Hibbert]]… How many logs can you turn out in an hour?}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know. Maybe ten.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|In a day?}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Eighty or ninety.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We'll need a day in an hour.}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Count the Orders|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lumberjill Marge Start Stretching|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|…so we need something in the neighborhood of eighty bundles of lumber.}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Eighty? That neighborhood's too rich for me.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Come on, Marge, you can do it. I believe in you.}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And while I'm doing it what will you be doing?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'll be right here, believing in you. Or in the hammock.}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Homer, do you know how long that's going to take me to cut all this wood?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|A lot longer if we keep talking. So come on, chop chop.}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Don't push me.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Um, please…chop chop?}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okay, stand back. I need to do some stretching first…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Gotta be limber to lumber!}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Or to strangle you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
{{TB|…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Okay, Homer. Eighty bundles of firewood…have been split. By me.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Good, because I told everyone that we'd guarantee delivery by nightfall. There's still some daylight for you to get all these out.}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What! You expect me to deliver these? Homer, this is too much.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I know it's a lot, Marge, but I want you to be the face of our company. Honestly, what could my face sell? Maybe rash cream or fish intestines.}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Eyes Closed}}
{{TB|{{*}}exhales{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Resigned}}
{{TB|No, you're right. Okay, fine. I'll get these delivered.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lumberjill Marge Deliver Firewood|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Homer? I'm back.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome home! Ned just sent over a Bible to thank us for the firewood. It burned up real good. Heavenly toasty.}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Well, I'm done. Done. Done. Done.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, we'll talk tomorrow about the new orders I got. This blackout is a goldmine.}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}lights flicker on{{*}} Hey! The lights are back on!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Hurray. Damn.}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Now turn them off. I'm going to sleep.}}
{{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Sleep}}
{{TB|{{*}}snores{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Snow Place Like the Woods}}

@@ Line 30: / Line 30: @@
 {{TB|Right in front of you.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dark}}
-{{TB|Why do you feel funny? Kind of scratchier than normal…}}
+{{TB|Why do you feel funny? Kind of scratchier than normal...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Dark}}
 {{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}} Just hold Maggie while I cut some wood for a fire.}}
@@ Line 39: / Line 39: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lumberjill Marge Start a Fire|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Try to See in the Dark|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon}}
-{{TB|There we go. A fire in the hearth. All toasty warm… Okay, Homer, I can take Maggie again.}}
+{{TB|There we go. A fire in the hearth. All toasty warm... Okay, Homer, I can take Maggie again.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Relieved}}
 {{TB|Hey, I was going to change her diaper, but I didn't want to deny you mommy time with her.}}
@@ Line 49: / Line 49: @@
 {{TB|With all these snowstorms and blackouts, I figure we should have some firewood handy for warmth and light.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|But flannel? I mean…do we need to talk about how you're experimenting with a change of lifestyle?}}
+{{TB|But flannel? I mean...do we need to talk about how you're experimenting with a change of lifestyle?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Homer, our marriage is all the experimenting I can handle. Honestly, even Dr. Frankenstein wouldn't try it.}}
@@ Line 65: / Line 65: @@
 {{TB|You work at the plant.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
-{{TB|In that case, forever. I mean, I'm a horrible employee. Me and nuclear power…?}}
+{{TB|In that case, forever. I mean, I'm a horrible employee. Me and nuclear power...?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
 {{TB|{{*}}explosion sound{{*}}}}
@@ Line 82: / Line 82: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lumberjill Marge Vent Her Frustrations|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Sneak Out of the Room|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|{{*}}grumble grumble{{*}} Blackouts… {{*}}grumble grumble{{*}} Winter… {{*}}grumble grumble{{*}} Power plant…}}
+{{TB|{{*}}grumble grumble{{*}} Blackouts... {{*}}grumble grumble{{*}} Winter... {{*}}grumble grumble{{*}} Power plant...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy Yell}}
 {{TB|I just went to the Kwik-E-Mart to get more Duff, because the ones in our fridge were all missing.}}
@@ Line 96: / Line 96: @@
 {{TB|You have the same idea! Oh, Marge, we are two peas in a pod!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Eyes Closed}}
-{{TB|…}}
+{{TB|...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Resigned}}
 {{TB|I think I'll have that beer now.}}
@@ Line 110: / Line 110: @@
 {{TB|Okay, Homer. How much firewood do you think we'll need to start?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|Well, let's see. When I was at [[Apu]]'s, I started taking orders…}}
+{{TB|Well, let's see. When I was at [[Apu]]'s, I started taking orders...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Resigned}}
-{{TB|Of course you did…}}
+{{TB|Of course you did...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|{{*}}looking at note pad{{*}} I got orders from [[Ned]], [[Kirk]], [[Dr. Hibbert]]… How many logs can you turn out in an hour?}}
+{{TB|{{*}}looking at note pad{{*}} I got orders from [[Ned]], [[Kirk]], [[Dr. Hibbert]]... How many logs can you turn out in an hour?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon}}
 {{TB|I don't know. Maybe ten.}}
@@ Line 127: / Line 127: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Count the Orders|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lumberjill Marge Start Stretching|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|…so we need something in the neighborhood of eighty bundles of lumber.}}
+{{TB|...so we need something in the neighborhood of eighty bundles of lumber.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Eighty? That neighborhood's too rich for me.}}
@@ Line 143: / Line 143: @@
 {{TB|Don't push me.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
-{{TB|Um, please…chop chop?}}
+{{TB|Um, please...chop chop?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Okay, stand back. I need to do some stretching first…}}
+{{TB|Okay, stand back. I need to do some stretching first...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Gotta be limber to lumber!}}
@@ Line 151: / Line 151: @@
 {{TB|Or to strangle you.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Cautious}}
-{{TB|…}}
+{{TB|...}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 159: / Line 159: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Exhausted}}
-{{TB|Okay, Homer. Eighty bundles of firewood…have been split. By me.}}
+{{TB|Okay, Homer. Eighty bundles of firewood...have been split. By me.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Good, because I told everyone that we'd guarantee delivery by nightfall. There's still some daylight for you to get all these out.}}

@@ Line 187: / Line 187: @@
 {{Tapped Out Lumberjill Marge Icon|Sleep}}
 {{TB|{{*}}snores{{*}}}}
-{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Snow Place Like the Woods}}