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:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Yeesh! Our constant drooling is making for unplesant living conditions!
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Agreed! Yesterday I slipped and nearly sprained a tentacle. Something must be done!
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Perhaps we can find the reare earthling that has enough brain celles to manifest a solution.
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Hmmm... there's a Professor Frink in Springfield that seems to be an ideal candidate.
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Excellent! Beam him aboard!
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:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Welcome aboard, nerdy one. You are to construct a device that will rid our ship of the abudant drool you see everywhere.
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' In exchange for your servies, you will not be horrifcally devoured. Probably.
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Well, that seems to be a fair proposal. I'll see what I can do.
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Alien beings, I present the Drool-O-Verter. It will convert your drool into breathable air with the clean and fresh molecules and the pleasant citrus aro-ma! [GA-HEY!]
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Foolish human! This machine looks like it will eat up our entire energy budget!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' And how! Just turning it on will use up half of your fuel supply.
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Here we have the spit tank. It collects every molecule of saliva and stores it away out of sight.
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Out of sight?! But that tank is hideous!
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Plus, it completely clashes with our design scheme!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' But it's fueled bu the drool itself nad costs nothing to operate!
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' It's still a ghastly eyesore that I refuse to have on our ship!
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' You have one more change before you are put on a platter, Earth dweller!
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:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Gah! I'm so insulted I've lost my appetite for human flesh!
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Back to Springfield with you... which is punishment enough!
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' [GLAVIN!]
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Hmmm.. based on these calculations, it does appear that a mop is the best otion for our budget.
:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Very well then! Surely there's a human that has experience with such a device. Find one and beam them aboard!

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	{{qf\|Kang or Kodos}} Very well then! Surely there's a human that has experience with such a device. Find one and beam them aboard!		{{qf\|Kang or Kodos}} Very well then! Surely there's a human that has experience with such a device. Find one and beam them aboard!
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-{{qf|[[Kang]] or [[Kodos]]}} Yeesh! Our constant drooling is making for unplesant living conditions!
+{{qf|[[Kang]] or [[Kodos]]}} Yeesh! Our constant drooling is making for unpleasant living conditions!
 {{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Agreed! Yesterday I slipped and nearly sprained a tentacle. Something must be done!
 {{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Perhaps we can find the reare earthling that has enough brain celles to manifest a solution.

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-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Yeesh! Our constant drooling is making for unplesant living conditions!
+{{qf|[[Kang]] or [[Kodos]]}} Yeesh! Our constant drooling is making for unplesant living conditions!
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Agreed! Yesterday I slipped and nearly sprained a tentacle. Something must be done!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Agreed! Yesterday I slipped and nearly sprained a tentacle. Something must be done!
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Perhaps we can find the reare earthling that has enough brain celles to manifest a solution.
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Perhaps we can find the reare earthling that has enough brain celles to manifest a solution.
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Hmmm... there's a Professor Frink in Springfield that seems to be an ideal candidate.
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Hmmm... there's a Professor Frink in Springfield that seems to be an ideal candidate.
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Excellent! Beam him aboard!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Excellent! Beam him aboard!
 ----
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Welcome aboard, nerdy one. You are to construct a device that will rid our ship of the abudant drool you see everywhere.
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Welcome aboard, nerdy one. You are to construct a device that will rid our ship of the abudant drool you see everywhere.
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' In exchange for your servies, you will not be horrifcally devoured. Probably.
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} In exchange for your servies, you will not be horrifcally devoured. Probably.
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Well, that seems to be a fair proposal. I'll see what I can do.
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Well, that seems to be a fair proposal. I'll see what I can do.
 ----
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Alien beings, I present the Drool-O-Verter. It will convert your drool into breathable air with the clean and fresh molecules and the pleasant citrus aro-ma! [GA-HEY!]
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Alien beings, I present the Drool-O-Verter. It will convert your drool into breathable air with the clean and fresh molecules and the pleasant citrus aro-ma! [GA-HEY!]
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Foolish human! This machine looks like it will eat up our entire energy budget!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Foolish human! This machine looks like it will eat up our entire energy budget!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' And how! Just turning it on will use up half of your fuel supply.
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} And how! Just turning it on will use up half of your fuel supply.
 ----
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Here we have the spit tank. It collects every molecule of saliva and stores it away out of sight.
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} Here we have the spit tank. It collects every molecule of saliva and stores it away out of sight.
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Out of sight?! But that tank is hideous!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Out of sight?! But that tank is hideous!
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Plus, it completely clashes with our design scheme!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Plus, it completely clashes with our design scheme!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' But it's fueled bu the drool itself nad costs nothing to operate!
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} But it's fueled bu the drool itself nad costs nothing to operate!
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' It's still a ghastly eyesore that I refuse to have on our ship!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} It's still a ghastly eyesore that I refuse to have on our ship!
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' You have one more change before you are put on a platter, Earth dweller!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} You have one more change before you are put on a platter, Earth dweller!
 ----
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Gah! I'm so insulted I've lost my appetite for human flesh!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Gah! I'm so insulted I've lost my appetite for human flesh!
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Back to Springfield with you... which is punishment enough!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Back to Springfield with you... which is punishment enough!
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' [GLAVIN!]
+{{qf|Professor Frink}} [GLAVIN!]
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Hmmm.. based on these calculations, it does appear that a mop is the best otion for our budget.
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Hmmm.. based on these calculations, it does appear that a mop is the best otion for our budget.
-:'''[[Kodos]] or [[Kang]]:''' Very well then! Surely there's a human that has experience with such a device. Find one and beam them aboard!
+{{qf|Kang or Kodos}} Very well then! Surely there's a human that has experience with such a device. Find one and beam them aboard!