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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Space Cadet
|image =
|level = 12
|update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle|2}}
|next = [[The True Meaning of Christmas]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Space Cadet''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon}}
{{TB|Your great benevolence, this is the new recruit I told you of.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, yes. Homer Simpson. I've just been looking over your test results.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh, no. Is it positive? Or negative? Which one is bad and which one am I?}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Well, according to the F-reader, you're fully frazzled! You're going to have to work really hard and buy many [[Movementarian]] books and video tapes if you want to get frazzle-free.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Don't we have suckers to do that stuff for us?}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Until you find us new suckers, you're the sucker.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Skeptical}}
{{TB|How do we find new suckers?}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|The same way we found you — with the ad truck. Here are the keys.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Can I play ice cream truck music while I drive around?}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm. That would bring out many children, sir. Children are young and impressionable.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So that's a yes.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|Woohoo!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Cult Pamphlets|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Drive the Movementarian Ad Truck|4 hours|the [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Town Hall]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Patty Chase the Movementarian Ad Truck|4 hours|char=[[Patty]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Selma Chase the Movementarian Ad Truck|4 hours|char=[[Selma]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon}}
{{TB|Congratulations on your new recruits, Homer. You are now a Level One member of our cult!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
{{TB|Woohoo! Level one is the highest level I've ever reached in anything! Lemme just park the ad truck and we can talk spaceship plans…}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}}
{{TB|We want to be frazzle-free!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Glassed Eye}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} I don't know what you're talking about. This is an ice cream truck!}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Then I'll have a Fudgsicle.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|We're out of ice cream.}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon}}
{{TB|Did you two wish to take the Movementarian personality test and join our family?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Their results came back. They have no personalities.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Too bad, fatty. We're joining your cult anyway, out of spite.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Movementarian Ad Truck]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, kid, have you been naughty or nice this year?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I'm non-binary, naughtiness-versus-niceness-wise.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Others see me as naughty, but I self-identify as nice.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Uh, okay. What do you want?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|A white Christmas.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|Does smog from wildfires count?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|I mean the new CrimeTown video game: "White Christmas: The Cali Cartel Comes Home for the Holidays". It's about a Christmas Eve turf battle between rival cocaine gangs.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The elves have been hitting the nog early, so I'm not sure I can help you out.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Frustrated}}
{{TB|I see. It would be a shame if anything happened to that sweet ride of yours.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon}}
{{TB|My sleigh? Do your worst, kid. I drive a Lexus.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|I know. License plate: MR LAFF. Parked beside the dumpster.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Let me reach out to the elves.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Cult Pamphlets|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Wait for Krusty Claus to Make a Call|4 hours|[[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall-O-Rail Station]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Wait in Line|4 hours|[[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall-O-Rail Station]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Shop for Presents|4 hours|[[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall-O-Rail Station]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Claus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I think you're going to be very happy when you look under the tree on Christmas morning!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Frustrated}}
{{TB|If I'm not, I'll have a whole year to work off whatever I do in response before next Christmas.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|You wouldn't like me when I'm naughty.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Mall Santa Wish Center]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon}}
{{TB|Homer, your next task is to spread germs at salad bars around town.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No way! It violates my morals to have anything to do with salad! And you don't make brainwashed followers with salad.}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon}}
{{TB|Then you can always clean more bathrooms.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Isn't there a faster way to ascend to the spaceship?}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon}}
{{TB|Well, sure. You could always star in an action movie, become an international icon, and use your platform to promote the views of the Movementarians.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|As long as it doesn't involve salad.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Cult Pamphlets|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Star in an Action Movie|4 hours|the [[Film Set]], [[Wild West Film Set]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Itchy & Scratchy Studio]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Patty Ascend the Movementarian Ranks|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Patty]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Selma Ascend the Movementarian Ranks|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Selma]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Bad news, Homer. Your international box office was disappointing. We can only advance you one level.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|What about the streaming revenues?}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon}}
{{TB|Those are a complete black box.}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|Speaking of Homer being an international disappointment, Patty and I are Level Three now and we'll be your supervisors.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Fan me with some pamphlets, Level Two-ling!}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Massage my feet with the F-reader!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|There has to be another way to the spaceship!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Krusty Claus]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Homie, we're home!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Homie?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Mom, there's a note here from Dad.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Reading}}
{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} "My dearest Marge. By the time you read this, I'll be in space. But don't worry, they probably have time machines in space so I'll come back before you even read this. Turn around, I'm right behind you."}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|He's not there, just keep reading.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Reading}}
{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} “Oh, am I not behind you? In that case, I met a beautiful alien girl and we've started a family. But you'll always be my first love. Sincerely, Homie. PS: Maggie is in the hammock.”}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Reading}}
{{TB|{{*}}reading{{*}} “PPS: The Movementarians are coming over for Christmas — to recruit you and the kids. Don't join, it's a bunch of baloney.”}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|{{*}}poking head through the window{{*}} Did I hear you say Movementarians? Why, those zealots make my blood boil.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Ned, will you help me go save Homer from a cult again?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Sure thing, neighborino!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Cult Pamphlets|150}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Follow the Spaceship|4 hours|the [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Ned Follow the Spaceship|4 hours|the [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Ned]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Homer, I've heard good things of your recruiting efforts with the ad truck.}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It seems you're to thank for us finally nailing that 4-11 demographic. Soon we'll move onto the all-important 18-49.}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon}}
{{TB|It's time, Homer, for your next ascension ceremony.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And then I get to fly the spaceship?}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, no. But you get this cool badge on your robe.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}
{{TB|Ooh, can I tap it to talk to other people on the spaceship like an intercom?}}
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}}
{{TB|No, but that's not a bad idea. Can we make that happen?}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon}}
{{TB|I'll get right on it, sir.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Cult Pamphlets|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Ascend|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make The Leader Review Badge Intercom Prototypes|4 hours|the [[Movementarian Compound]], [[Movementarian Ad Truck]], [[Cult Flying Saucer]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[The Leader]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}answering door{{*}} Yes, can I help you?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|I'm looking for my husband, Homer.}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon}}
{{TB|Homer? Sorry, don't know him.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I know he's here! Let me in!}}
{{Tapped Out Recruiter Icon}}
{{TB|Look, lady. There's no Homer Simpson here, now scram.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Well now…I never mentioned his last name.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|High}}
{{TB|Oldest trick in the book, and you walked right into it.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Movementarian Recruiters]] and {{H2020MBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest references several aspects of {{W|Scientology}}, such as {{W|E-meter}}s as "F-readers", {{W|Thetan}}s or {{W2|Engram|Dianetics}} as "frazzles", and mentions starring in action movies, possibly a reference to [[Tom Cruise]].

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Space Cadet
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 |level = 12
 |update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
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 |characters = [[Homer]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Marge]]
 |optional = [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Ned]], [[The Leader]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |previous = {{TOQP|The Ol' Frazzle Dazzle|2}}
 |next = [[The True Meaning of Christmas]]