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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Road to Cincinnati|A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Aw, sweetie, are you still mad about that big dumb jerk a...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Road to Cincinnati|A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Aw, sweetie, are you still mad about that big dumb jerk at school?<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} She's my teacher. And her name is Miss Hoover.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Marge, no one dreams of waking up to the sounds of frying melon.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, Marge.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} See? Your fruit breakfast has turned him into a first name user.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} They say the best days of a gravy boat owner's life are the day you get it and the day you get rid of it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Is Miss Hoover out sick?<br /> {{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} No, I'm in sick. I sprained a disc in my back. It feels like I'm passing a kidney stone while giving birth.<br /> {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} I say &quot;excuse me&quot; when I give burps.<br /> {{qf|Miss Hoover}} Not the same, Ralph.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Miss Hoover}} That's enough. Ralph, you're up.<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} My hero is my thumb. It has its own room in my mittens. Thank you.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} A B-minus? No, no. This can't be right. This can't be right. The same grade as Ralph?! Sorry, Ralph, no offense.<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} There's &quot;a fence&quot; around my bed so I don't steal things from Daddy's squad car again. ''[pulls out a police radio]''<br /> {{qf|[[Lou]]}} ''[over the radio]'' Chief, did you tell [[Snake]] he could have jail outside today? 'Cause that's what he's saying.<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[over the radio]'' Leave me alone.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} I come here every day eager to learn and you just put me down and complain about your job. In the end, what are you? You're just somebody who works off a formula that leaves no room for passion, individual effort, or the process of learning itself.<br /> {{qf|Miss Hoover}} Mm.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} In other words, you're an uninspiring hack!<br /> {{qf|Miss Hoover}} Apologize immediately.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} No. I told the truth.<br /> {{qf|Miss Hoover}} The truth has no place in this classroom. Lisa, go to detention.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Leave her alone, you jackals. This is the largest stink bomb they make. So powerful it could only be developed by a scientist without a nose.<br /> {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} How did he know it worked?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} He smelled it... with his ears.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Miss Hoover}} Okay, Lisa, your future is in my hands.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} I'm-I'm... not sorry! I'm just glad I won't have you next year as a teacher.<br /> {{qf|Miss Hoover}} I might just move to third grade to torment you.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} That would be a real hack move.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Miss Hoover takes the bus. I didn't know that.<br /> {{qf|[[Shauna Chalmers]]}} Actually, she takes two buses. Then she walks half a mile down a train track, swings across a drainage ditch and rides a piece of cardboard down a hill to help her back.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, that's terrible.<br /> {{qf|Shauna}} I guess. You learn a lot of sad things when you sell weed to teachers.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} Excuse me, are you [[Jennifer Aniston]]?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} No.<br /> {{qf|Barney}} That's exactly what Jennifer Aniston would say.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} If you have a disagreement with another driver, you simply say, &quot;I'm sorry. Please go ahead.&quot; Then you follow 'em home and you pee in their gas tank. You pee in there!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} All right, how about school supplies? I got a Scottish guy who sells 'em to me every week.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Hi, Willie.<br /> {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Uh, uh, yo no hablo English. Ach, the English. How I hate those wankers.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I'm soggy.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Listen, boy. I'm on to you. I know you're saying &quot;soggy,&quot; not &quot;sorry.&quot; Mm.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} You're right, you're right. I completely apolo-cheese.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} What?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I beg your par-ton.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Come again?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Guilty as Marged.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I'll accept that.<br /> <br /> {{Season 32|Q}}</div>

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