Some Enchanted Evening/Quotes - Revision history

ItsTheGuy at 15:26, January 20, 2026

2026-01-20T15:26:25Z

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2022-03-13T12:58:20Z

‎top: replaced: Homer → Homer, Lisa → Lisa, Maggie → Maggie

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2021-08-04T22:47:02Z

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2020-03-08T17:26:47Z

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2F13: linking

2018-11-04T10:34:03Z

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Abbot: Bot: formatting, applying template Qf, deleting empty lines (code: quotes)

2018-11-04T10:29:30Z

Bot: formatting, applying template Qf, deleting empty lines (code: quotes)

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Solar Dragon: Reverted edits by 73.206.212.115 (talk) to last revision by 2F13

2017-06-09T16:28:12Z

Reverted edits by 73.206.212.115 (talk) to last revision by 2F13

73.206.212.115 at 16:11, June 9, 2017

2017-06-09T16:11:33Z

2F13: adding links

2014-08-23T10:01:32Z

adding links

173.88.55.200: updating a few quotes to make them more acccurate

2013-12-21T01:47:35Z

updating a few quotes to make them more acccurate

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 {{qf|Bart}} You know what happens! They find Captain Cook's treasure, all the elves jump around like little green idiots, I puke, the end!
 {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, you're just like Chilly, the elf who cannot love.
 :''[Bart and Lisa watch America's Most Armed and Dangerous on television.]''
 {{qf|Host}} The Cue Ball Killer should be considered extremely armed and dangerous. If you think you've seen him, call 1-800-U-SQUEAL.

@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 {{qf|Receptionist}} Hey lady, save your whining for when you're on the air, okay?
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-{{qf|[[Marvin Monroe|Marvin]]}} Okay, let's see. Next we have Marge. She's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of a marriage.
+{{qf|[[Marvin Monroe]]}} Okay, let's see. Next we have Marge. She's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of a marriage.
-{{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]}} ''[listening to the radio at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]'' Hey, turn it up! I love hearing those wackos.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[listening to the radio at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]'' Hey, turn it up! I love hearing those wackos.
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 {{qf|Marvin}} The pig has made you into his mother. You are not the hot love object you deserve to be.
@@ Line 51: / Line 51: @@
 {{qf|Marge}} This is Marge Simpson, I'd like a babysitter for the evening.
 {{qf|Receptionist}} Wait a minute. The Simpsons?
-:''[Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]] and [[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]], with the words "NO! NO! NO!" on it.]''
+:''[Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, [[Lisa]] and [[Maggie]], with the words "NO! NO! NO!" on it.]''
 {{qf|Receptionist}} Lady you've got to be kidding!
 :''[Receptionist slams the phone and continues writing, phone rings seconds later]''

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@@ Line 106: / Line 106: @@
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-:''[Marge and Homer finish watching Homer’s interview about the "Baby-sitter Bandit" on the news.]''
+:''[Marge and Homer finish watching Homer's interview about the "Baby-sitter Bandit" on the news.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright.
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.
 {{Season 1|Q}}

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Krusty Gets Busted|Bart Gets an "F"}}
-{{qf|[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]}} Hello, I'd like to talk to Dr. Monroe
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Hello, I'd like to talk to Dr. Monroe
 {{qf|Receptionist}} First name, age, problem?
 {{qf|Marge}} I'm Marge, 34, and my problem's my husband. He doesn't listen to me, he doesn't appreciate me, I don't know how much longer I can...
@@ Line 24: / Line 24: @@
 {{qf|Marge}} YEAH!
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-{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak|Moe]]}} Homer, Marge is right, you are a pig! You can ask anyone in this bar!
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Homer, Marge is right, you are a pig! You can ask anyone in this bar!
 {{qf|Homer}} What!? Hey Barney, am I a pig?
-{{qf|[[Barney Gumble|Barney]]}} You're even more of a pig than I am. ''[burps]''
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} You're even more of a pig than I am. ''[burps]''
 {{qf|Moe}} See, you're a pig. Barney's a pig, Larry's a pig, we're all pigs!
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@@ Line 34: / Line 34: @@
 :''[Bart [[Bart's prank calls|prank calls]] [[Moe's Tavern]]]''
 {{qf|Moe}} Moe's Tavern.
-{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} Is Oliver there?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Is Oliver there?
 {{qf|Moe}} Who?
 {{qf|Bart}} Oliver Klozoff.
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 {{qf|Marge}} The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hog-tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.
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-{{qf|[[Lucille Botzcowski|Ms. Botz]]}} Your parents left me this for you to watch. ''[holds up The Happy Little Elves] ''
+{{qf|[[Ms. Botz]]}} Your parents left me this for you to watch. ''[holds up The Happy Little Elves]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, boy! [[The Happy Little Elves]]!
 {{qf|Bart}} Look, lady, we've seen the Crappy Little Elves about 14 billion times! Maybe we can watch some real TV!

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 :'''Moe''': Wait a minute. Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass. If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya!
 :''[Bart and Lisa bust out in laughter and shut off the phone]''
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@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Krusty Gets Busted|Bart Gets an "F"}}
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hello, I'd like to talk to Dr. Monroe
+:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]:''' Hello, I'd like to talk to Dr. Monroe
 :'''Receptionist:''' First name, age, problem?
 :'''Marge:''' I'm Marge, 34, and my problem's my husband. He doesn't listen to me, he doesn't appreciate me, I don't know how much longer I can...
@@ Line 10: / Line 10: @@
 :'''[[Marvin Monroe|Marvin]]''': Okay, let's see. Next we have Marge. She's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of a marriage.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': ''[listening to the radio at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]'' Hey, turn it up! I love hearing those wackos.
+:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': ''[listening to the radio at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]'' Hey, turn it up! I love hearing those wackos.
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@@ Line 20: / Line 20: @@
 :'''Marvin''': Please, don't use his real name!
 :'''Marge''': Leave Pedro?
-:''[everyone at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant begins laughing at Homer]''
+:''[everyone at the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]] begins laughing at Homer]''
 :'''Marvin''': Can you be that honest Marge?
 :'''Marge''': Yeah!
@@ Line 30: / Line 30: @@
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-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Homer, Marge is right, you are a pig! You can ask anyone in this bar!
+:'''[[Moe Szyslak|Moe]]:''' Homer, Marge is right, you are a pig! You can ask anyone in this bar!
 :'''Homer:''' What!? Hey Barney, am I a pig?
-:'''[[Barney]]:''' You're even more of a pig than I am. ''[burps]''
+:'''[[Barney Gumble|Barney]]:''' You're even more of a pig than I am. ''[burps]''
 :'''Moe:''' See, you're a pig. Barney's a pig, Larry's a pig, we're all pigs!
@@ Line 41: / Line 41: @@
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-:''[Bart prank calls Moe's Tavern]''
+:''[Bart [[Bart's prank calls|prank calls]] [[Moe's Tavern]]]''
 :'''Moe''': Moe's Tavern.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Is Oliver there?
+:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': Is Oliver there?
 :'''Moe''': Who?
 :'''Bart''': Oliver Klozoff.
@@ Line 53: / Line 53: @@
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-:'''Homer:''' And, I made reservations at Chez Paree.
+:'''Homer:''' And, I made reservations at [[Chez Paree]].
 :'''Marge:''' ''[gasps]'' But, Homer, it's so expensive!
 :'''Homer:''' It matters not, mon frere.
@@ Line 63: / Line 63: @@
 :'''Marge''': This is Marge Simpson, I'd like a babysitter for the evening.
 :'''Receptionist''': Wait a minute. The Simpsons?
-:''[Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, Lisa and Maggie, with the words "NO! NO! NO!" on it.]''
+:''[Looks over at a bulletin board with Bart, [[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]] and [[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]], with the words "NO! NO! NO!" on it.]''
 :'''Receptionist''': Lady you've got to be kidding!
 :''[Receptionist slams the phone and continues writing, phone rings seconds later]''
@@ Line 91: / Line 91: @@
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-:'''Ms. Botz''': Your parents left me this for you to watch. ''[holds up The Happy Little Elves] ''
+:'''[[Lucille Botzcowski|Ms. Botz]]''': Your parents left me this for you to watch. ''[holds up The Happy Little Elves] ''
-:'''Lisa''': Oh, boy! The Happy Little Elves!
+:'''Lisa''': Oh, boy! [[The Happy Little Elves]]!
 :'''Bart:''' Look, lady, we've seen the Crappy Little Elves about 14 billion times! Maybe we can watch some real TV!
-:'''Ms Botz:''' I said we're gonna watch the tape!
+:'''Ms. Botz:''' I said we're gonna watch the tape!
 :'''Bart:''' Awww.. that's merely suggested viewing matter, lady, mom lets us watch whatever the hell we want.
 :'''Ms. Botz''': You're going to watch this tape, and you're going to do what I say or I'm going to do something to you. And I don't know what that is because everyone has always done what I say!