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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Social Engineering
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Monorail}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Sebastian Cobb]]
|optional = [[Professor Frink]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Uter]], [[Moe]]
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''Social Engineering''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Monorail}} content update. It requires [[Sebastian Cobb]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon}}
{{TB|I'm starting to like this town. Perhaps I will stay here.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|As the principle of mass dilation said to the matter accelerating near the speed of light, not so fast!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|I'm the scientist in this town. I even have a crazy house that's never been in the show to prove it!}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon}}
{{TB|I'd have thought you relished the idea of another intellect in town. We could work on papers together.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Nice try, Cobb. But I don't publish with people whose names come before mine alphabetically.}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon}}
{{TB|But you can't make me leave -- I've already been paid for.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You made the wrong mad scientist mad!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sebastian Cobb and Frink Have a Science Off|60 minutes|[[Frink's Lab]] or the [[Rail Yard]]}} Or {{Task/JobDualOptional|Make Sebastian Cobb and Frink Have a Science Off|60 minutes|[[Frink's Lab]] or the [[Rail Yard]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|How did that man beat me in science? Half the things he was saying didn't even make sense.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Science isn't about making sense -- look at quantum mechanics! If you want a role in this town, you're going to need a new angle.}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm. Well, I HAVE always been a bit of a doom-and-gloom pessimist. Does this town need a nay-sayer?}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I should say not.}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon}}
{{TB|You think you've got a more negative attitude than me? You clearly love food, while I love nothing.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Wrong! I am heavyset not because I love food, but because I hate myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|When I'm done with you, those glasses you're wearing will be rose-colored!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sebastian Cobb and Comic Book Guy Have a Negative Off|60 minutes|the [[Android's Dungeon]] or the [[Rail Yard]]}} Or {{Task/JobDualOptional|Make Sebastian Cobb and Comic Book Guy Have a Negative Off|60 minutes|the [[Android's Dungeon]] or the [[Rail Yard]]|char=[[Comic Book Guy]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Defeated again. That man is as bitter as denatonium.}}
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Worst. Joke. Ever.}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon}}
{{TB|I need a niche… but what?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|What?}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, what.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, but when you say "what" it sounds like "vhat"… even though it ain't written that way.}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, that is because of my German accent.}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, maybe that can be my thing!}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Zat seems unlikely.}}
{{Tapped Out Uter Icon}}
{{TB|There are already TWO of us.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle AND Uter Have a German Off|60 minutes|[[Wolfcastle's Mansion]] or the [[Rail Yard]]}} [[Wolfcastle]] and [[Uter]] take part in the quest if they are owned.|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It's useless. I have nothing to contribute to this world. I may as well not even exist.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Nice try there, Colonel Clink. But utter hopelessness is MY thing!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|You don't want to have a lack of self-esteem with me. I've got noose bruises in places you can't imagine.}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh* I must be the most unoriginal character in Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, at least that's something.}}
{{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You're right! That's my defining characteristic. Being non-unique is what makes me unique!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|There you go. Everyone's happy!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sebastian Cobb Celebrate His Unoriginality|60 minutes|the [[Rail Yard]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Moe Wallow in Depression|60 minutes|[[Moe's Tavern]]|char=[[Moe]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{TB|Worst. Joke. Ever.}}
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 {{TB|Yes, what.}}
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-{{TB|I'm sorry, but when you say "what" it sounds like "vhat"… even though it ain't written that way.}}
+{{TB|I'm sorry, but when you say "what" it sounds like "vhat"... even though it ain't written that way.}}
 {{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon}}
 {{TB|Yes, that is because of my German accent.}}
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 {{TB|You don't want to have a lack of self-esteem with me. I've got noose bruises in places you can't imagine.}}
 {{Tapped Out Sebastian Cobb Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}sigh* I must be the most unoriginal character in Springfield.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} I must be the most unoriginal character in Springfield.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|Well, at least that's something.}}

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