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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Chief_Wiggum" class="mw-redirect" title="Chief Wiggum">Chief Wiggum</a>}} Tell me exactly what happened, Lisa. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} After hearing that school was closed, I started building my snow-person. I spent...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Tell me exactly what happened, Lisa.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} After hearing that school was closed, I started building my snow-person. I spent about an hour outside, then went in for a cocoa break, but when I came back out to finish, it was gone!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} If I don't fit, you must acquit!<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Truer words were never spoken, Simpson. Which means our thief must be Bart!<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} No way, man! I was out sledding all morning! That glove must have dropped out of my pocket on the way inside!<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} We'll just see about that. Boys, check his room for Lisa's snow-person.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Right here is where the boys were building their version of &quot;The Last Supper&quot; for the snowman competition. They had just finished [[Jesus]] and came to get me, but when I came out, Jesus was gone!<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Maybe that Snow-[[Judas]] over there had something to do with it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} For the last time, dude, we didn't take any stupid snowmen!<br /> {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} And if we had, where would we hide them?<br /> {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} And how would we carry them on our snowboards?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]}} Officers, I believe you are barking up the wrong skirt.<br /> {{qf|[[Eddie]]}} Why's that?<br /> {{qf|Apu}} Because Squishee-Man has just been stolen!<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Squishee-Man?<br /> {{qf|Apu}} My entry into the snowman competition! I made him from snow and [[Squishee]]. He's the snowman you can eat after you grow bored of his nothingess!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Duffman]]}} Duffman was building two pumped-up Duff snow-girls for the snowman competition! Oh yeah! But when Duffman had to go inside for a totally awesome potty break, someone stole his masterpiece!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} we're getting close and closer, boys...<br /> {{qf|Eddie}} To solving the case, chief?<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} No, to the end of the day when we can go home.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Winter Wingding stories quotes]]</div>

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