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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Snake Charmer
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Breakout Bounty}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Wolf the Bounty Hunter]]
|optional = [[Snake]], [[Wiggum]]
|internal = SnakeCharmer
|id = 248007 - 248010
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Snake Charmer''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Breakout Bounty}} content update. It requires [[Wolf the Bounty Hunter]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Wolf the Bounty Hunter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|Snake, for a bad guy you're not such a bad guy. I've captured and brought you back to jail so many times, I started putting it in my iCal.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Well as one of my mom's boyfriends always said, if you're not gonna steal every day, you may as well not steal at all.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But how do you always manage to escape from jail so quickly?}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you…which would probably land me back in jail. Pretty ironic, huh.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|Yup. Life's funny that way. At least that's what it says on the dagger tattoo on my bicep.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Speaking of biceps, how do you stay so ripped?}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|The key is working out whenever you have a few minutes. So, I just work out with whatever is at hand.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolf Work Out With Criminals|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Snake Be Impressed|4 hours|[[Lugash's Gym]], [[All Night Gym]], [[Shapes]], [[Old Scratch's Gym]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Snake]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|Well, here we are back at the police station.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Honey, we're home.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Well, if it isn't the prodigal son and his bounty hunter.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Sorry, did the prodigal son have a bounty hunter?}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I'm not sure that parable really works here, Chief.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Alright, alright. Just book him.}}
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
{{TB|If you had said Jean Valjean and Inspector Javert, or [[Al Capone]] and Eliot Ness, I think we'd all get on board.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Mm-hmm.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|That makes way more sense.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Wolf the Bounty Hunter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|So, we meet again!}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Other than death and taxes, your dedication to crime is one of the only things left a man can truly count on in this crazy, mixed up world.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|I hear you. That's why I took up golf. It's like the one thing besides crime that helps me drown out all the noise.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Golf, huh? I didn't take you for the country club type.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, I love country clubs. I hit the links and then I hit all the members.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|Two birds, one stone.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly. Hey, why don't we play a round before you turn me in?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolf "Play Golf"|4 hours|[[Golf Course]], [[Mini Golf Castle]], [[Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Snake "Play Golf"|4 hours|[[Golf Course]], [[Mini Golf Castle]], [[Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Snake]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|You know, I may have a way for you to drum up more business that could be mutually beneficial.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|I don't want to hear it.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|It would mean having more bounties than a self-employed, tooth-necklaced bail enforcement agent could ever fathom.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|I'm listening…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Wolf the Bounty Hunter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Wolf, we need to have a talk about one of our prisoners.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|Oh yeah? Which one, Chief?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Jake Snailbird.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You mean…Snake Jailbird?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}looks at clipboard{{*}} Sure. We were auditing our records and it seems he's escaped ninety-seven times in the last six months.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa, that's a lot of escapes.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|And you've caught him and collected the bounty every time.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I'm very good at my job.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What's funny is Snake always escapes prison the very same day you visit your mother there.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I definitely didn't bring him cakes with files in them, if that's where this is going.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Indeed, that is where this was going. But good to know you didn't do that. Someone get Robert Stack on the phone 'cause this is one unsolved mystery.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolf Breathe a Sigh of Relief|4 hours|{{Bail Bonds}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Remain Oblivious|4 hours|{{Bail Bonds}}, [[Good Neighbors Bounty Hunters]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Man, that was close. Good thing that dude is about as sharp as a golf ball.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|I'm starting to feel the heat, Snake. I don't think we can do this anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} I suppose even Wiggum is bound to catch on eventually.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|One more round of golf for old times' sake?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Wolf the Bounty Hunter's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|Well, it looks like we're back to meeting up every few months. And by meeting up, I mean arresting you.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It was fun while it lasted. What are you gonna do without all the extra bounties?}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|No clue. Probably take a job as a cooler in the rowdiest bar this side of the Mason-Dixon Line, busting heads and waging war against a corrupt local businessman.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|That sounds awfully similar to the plot of the movie Road House.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|Never seen it.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm…what if there was a way to put a lot more criminals on the street…wait for it, and you could catch them?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolf Make a Plan|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Snake Interrupt Wolf's Explanation|4 hours|{{Bail Bonds}}, [[Good Neighbors Bounty Hunters]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Snake]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|…and then after I break out, I send an email to the rest of C Block telling them how to escape. You'll be up to your mullet in sweet sweet bounties.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
{{TB|Not sure, releasing a bunch of violent criminals out into the streets sounds risky.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|If by risky you mean awesome, I concur.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 {{TB|But how do you always manage to escape from jail so quickly?}}
 {{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
-{{TB|I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you…which would probably land me back in jail. Pretty ironic, huh.}}
+{{TB|I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...which would probably land me back in jail. Pretty ironic, huh.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
 {{TB|Yup. Life's funny that way. At least that's what it says on the dagger tattoo on my bicep.}}
@@ Line 81: / Line 81: @@
 {{TB|It would mean having more bounties than a self-employed, tooth-necklaced bail enforcement agent could ever fathom.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
-{{TB|I'm listening…}}
+{{TB|I'm listening...}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 95: / Line 95: @@
 {{TB|Jake Snailbird.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|You mean…Snake Jailbird?}}
+{{TB|You mean...Snake Jailbird?}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 {{TB|{{*}}looks at clipboard{{*}} Sure. We were auditing our records and it seems he's escaped ninety-seven times in the last six months.}}
@@ Line 136: / Line 136: @@
 {{TB|Never seen it.}}
 {{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
-{{TB|Hmm…what if there was a way to put a lot more criminals on the street…wait for it, and you could catch them?}}
+{{TB|Hmm...what if there was a way to put a lot more criminals on the street...wait for it, and you could catch them?}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wolf Make a Plan|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Snake Interrupt Wolf's Explanation|4 hours|{{Bail Bonds}}, [[Good Neighbors Bounty Hunters]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Snake]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
-{{TB|…and then after I break out, I send an email to the rest of C Block telling them how to escape. You'll be up to your mullet in sweet sweet bounties.}}
+{{TB|...and then after I break out, I send an email to the rest of C Block telling them how to escape. You'll be up to your mullet in sweet sweet bounties.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wolf the Bounty Hunter Icon}}
 {{TB|Not sure, releasing a bunch of violent criminals out into the streets sounds risky.}}

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