Snake's Kin/Quotes - Revision history

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Moe''': Pssst! Hey, Homer, c'mere... ...I got somethin' that'll pick you right up! :'''Homer''': Moe! But there's no beer allowed! :'''Moe''': Yeah, ..."

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:'''[[Moe]]''': Pssst! Hey, Homer, c'mere... ...I got somethin' that'll pick you right up!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Moe! But there's no beer allowed!
:'''[[Moe]]''': Yeah, well, the thing is, what ain't beer, it's my special "Moe cream soda!" The secret ingredient is... uh... paprika!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Wow. You can really taste the paprika! [URRRP!]
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:'''[[Constance Harm]]''': Well, this is old home wekk... ..both Snake and Homer Simpson are on the docket... in related cases! Do I even have to ask how you plea, Mr. Snake?
:'''[[Snake]]''': Your honoress, I am, like, totally not guilty. It's just that I... I never had a home or decent role models I don't know right from wrong!
:'''[[Constance Harm]]''': Uh-huh. That might be a decent plea to appeal to my heart ...if you hadn't argued it every time you appeared before this court! And if I had a heart!
:'''[[Snake]]''': Whoa, I didn't realize you were a fan!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Hahahaha
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:'''[[Bart]]''': My room? Why does he have to sleep in my room?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Because your sister's room is too small! It'll be great having you here, Snake! You'll be the son I never had!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Hello...!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Okay, then... the son I always wanted!
:'''[[Bart]]''': D'oh!
:'''[[Snake]]''': Thanks... dad!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Don't worry mom, we'll find some way to get rid of Snake.
:'''[[Marge]]''':It's not that, honey... he's actually getting your father to exercise, which is more than I can do.... ...but without your father to fret over, I've noticed how cluttered the house has become! And I don't even want to think about the basement!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I don't blame you! But I may have an idea....
:'''[[Marge]]''': The computer? Honey, all the Internet does is put strangers across the world in touch with each other! How can that help?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I know you don't like to sepnd more than fifteen minutes a day online becuase you're afraid of becoming addicted to the 'net... ...but using a site like eBuy, you can clean out the house and make money at the same time.
----
:'''[[Bart]]''': Wha--?!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Holy betrayal!
:'''[[Snake]]''': So far, it's working like a charm... ...the cops are watching me, so you keep stealing stuff! I'll sell it over Mrs. Blue-hair's eBuy site, and we all win! Here's you cut! And your next target...
:'''[[Kearney]]''': Hee, hee,... thanks, Snake!
:'''[[Snake]]''': Don't mentioned it! And I mean don't mention it!
:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Looks like you've got a man-crush on Snake Kearney!
:'''[[Kearney]]''': Do not!

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	{{qf\|Kearney}} Do not!		{{qf\|Kearney}} Do not!
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-:'''[[Moe]]''': Pssst! Hey, Homer, c'mere... ...I got somethin' that'll pick you right up!
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Pssst! Hey, Homer, c'mere... ...I got somethin' that'll pick you right up!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Moe! But there's no beer allowed!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Moe! But there's no beer allowed!
-:'''[[Moe]]''': Yeah, well, the thing is, what ain't beer, it's my special "Moe cream soda!" The secret ingredient is... uh... paprika!
+{{qf|Moe}} Yeah, well, the thing is, what ain't beer, it's my special "Moe cream soda!" The secret ingredient is... uh... paprika!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Wow. You can really taste the paprika! [URRRP!]
+{{qf|Homer}} Wow. You can really taste the paprika! [URRRP!]
 ----
-:'''[[Constance Harm]]''': Well, this is old home wekk... ..both Snake and Homer Simpson are on the docket... in related cases! Do I even have to ask how you plea, Mr. Snake?
+{{qf|[[Constance Harm]]}} Well, this is old home wekk... ..both Snake and Homer Simpson are on the docket... in related cases! Do I even have to ask how you plea, Mr. Snake?
-:'''[[Snake]]''': Your honoress, I am, like, totally not guilty. It's just that I... I never had a home or decent role models I don't know right from wrong!
+{{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Your honoress, I am, like, totally not guilty. It's just that I... I never had a home or decent role models I don't know right from wrong!
-:'''[[Constance Harm]]''': Uh-huh. That might be a decent plea to appeal to my heart ...if you hadn't argued it every time you appeared before this court! And if I had a heart!
+{{qf|Constance Harm}} Uh-huh. That might be a decent plea to appeal to my heart ...if you hadn't argued it every time you appeared before this court! And if I had a heart!
-:'''[[Snake]]''': Whoa, I didn't realize you were a fan!
+{{qf|Snake}} Whoa, I didn't realize you were a fan!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Hahahaha
+{{qf|Homer}} Hahahaha
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': My room? Why does he have to sleep in my room?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} My room? Why does he have to sleep in my room?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Because your sister's room is too small! It'll be great having you here, Snake! You'll be the son I never had!
+{{qf|Homer}} Because your sister's room is too small! It'll be great having you here, Snake! You'll be the son I never had!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Hello...!
+{{qf|Bart}} Hello...!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Okay, then... the son I always wanted!
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay, then... the son I always wanted!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': D'oh!
+{{qf|Bart}} D'oh!
-:'''[[Snake]]''': Thanks... dad!
+{{qf|Snake}} Thanks... dad!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Don't worry mom, we'll find some way to get rid of Snake.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Don't worry mom, we'll find some way to get rid of Snake.
-:'''[[Marge]]''':It's not that, honey... he's actually getting your father to exercise, which is more than I can do.... ...but without your father to fret over, I've noticed how cluttered the house has become! And I don't even want to think about the basement!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} It's not that, honey... he's actually getting your father to exercise, which is more than I can do.... ...but without your father to fret over, I've noticed how cluttered the house has become! And I don't even want to think about the basement!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I don't blame you! But I may have an idea....
+{{qf|Lisa}} I don't blame you! But I may have an idea....
-:'''[[Marge]]''': The computer? Honey, all the Internet does is put strangers across the world in touch with each other! How can that help?
+{{qf|Marge}} The computer? Honey, all the Internet does is put strangers across the world in touch with each other! How can that help?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I know you don't like to sepnd more than fifteen minutes a day online becuase you're afraid of becoming addicted to the 'net... ...but using a site like eBuy, you can clean out the house and make money at the same time.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I know you don't like to sepnd more than fifteen minutes a day online because you're afraid of becoming addicted to the 'net... ...but using a site like eBuy, you can clean out the house and make money at the same time.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Wha--?!
+{{qf|Bart}} Wha--?!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Holy betrayal!
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Holy betrayal!
-:'''[[Snake]]''': So far, it's working like a charm... ...the cops are watching me, so you keep stealing stuff! I'll sell it over Mrs. Blue-hair's eBuy site, and we all win! Here's you cut! And your next target...
+{{qf|Snake}} So far, it's working like a charm... ...the cops are watching me, so you keep stealing stuff! I'll sell it over Mrs. Blue-hair's eBuy site, and we all win! Here's you cut! And your next target...
-:'''[[Kearney]]''': Hee, hee,... thanks, Snake!
+{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Hee, hee,... thanks, Snake!
-:'''[[Snake]]''': Don't mentioned it! And I mean don't mention it!
+{{qf|Snake}} Don't mentioned it! And I mean don't mention it!
-:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Looks like you've got a man-crush on Snake Kearney!
+{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Looks like you've got a man-crush on Snake Kearney!
-:'''[[Kearney]]''': Do not!
+{{qf|Kearney}} Do not!