Smoke 'Em If You Xylem - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 22:57, May 7, 2025

2025-05-07T22:57:39Z

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (6), … → ... (3), “ → ", ” → ", * → {{}} (2), {{{{}}}} → {{*}}

2025-01-07T14:30:23Z

replaced: ’ → ' (6), … → ... (3), “ → ", ” → ", * → {{*}} (2), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}}

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Smoke 'Em If You Xylem |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|"Treehouse of Horror XXIX" episode tie-in}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest..."

2025-01-07T14:11:33Z

Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Smoke 'Em If You Xylem |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|"Treehouse of Horror XXIX" episode tie-in}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest..."

New page

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Smoke 'Em If You Xylem
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|"Treehouse of Horror XXIX" episode tie-in}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Xylem]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Smoke 'Em If You Xylem''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|"Treehouse of Horror XXIX" episode tie-in}} content update. It requires [[Xylem]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Xylem's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|Xylem to Mission Control: I have landed on Earth.}}
{{Tapped Out Mission Control Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|Very good. How are you holding up after the trip?}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|It’s tough being uprooted from my home, but I hope I can really blossom here and leaf a mark.}}
{{Tapped Out Mission Control Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|I see you have picked up on Earthlings’ laziest form of humor: puns.}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|Indeed. I will now make contact with the plants of Earth. Over and sprout.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Xylem Activate Plant Sense|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh my Pod, the plants of Earth are all screaming in pain!}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I wonder why. Plant marriage isn't even legal here yet!}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|On my planet, the sound of crickets is the ultimate compliment.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Xylem's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|This once mighty oak has been mutilated into something called “Mid-Century Modern Furniture.”}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|And these poor roses were slaughtered by a human and given to his female partner as tribute for failing to compliment her new garments!}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|So many plants screaming in pain!}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wait a minute… this one actually seems pretty chill.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Xylem Investigate Chill Flora|24 hours|{{TOG|Greeneries}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You're so at ease with being harvested and burned.}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
{{TB|We're all being harvested and burned in one way or another.}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
{{TB|My name’s Cannabis, but everyone calls me Hemp.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Xylem's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|How can you just lie down and take this horrible treatment?}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
{{TB|Lying down is great! You should try it some time.}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon}}
{{TB|But aren't you mad? Humans are using you for their own means.}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
{{TB|{{*}}laughs* They're not using ME. When they ingest me, I control THEM.}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
{{TB|They'll do whatever I want — sit on their couch, sit in a chair. Anything!}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon}}
{{TB|I never thought about it like that.}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
{{TB|No, man, that’s your problem — you think too much.}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
{{TB|For the first time in your life, you need to truly veg out.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Xylem Try Local Customs|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Xylem's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|High}}
{{TB|I get it now. There’s no me or them, there’s only US.}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|High}}
{{TB|Because when you think about it, the universe is one continuous—}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
{{TB|Whoa, whoa. Hold up. You're starting to get a little too introspective.}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|High}}
{{TB|Is that bad?}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
{{TB|No, you just need to balance it out with a little unchecked aggression.}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|High}}
{{TB|How do I do that?}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
{{TB|Let me introduce you to my friends, Hops and Barley.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Xylem Get Aggressive With Hops and Barley|8 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Xylem's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|Ugh, what happened last night?}}
{{Tapped Out Mission Control Icon|Phone Angry}}
{{TB|What happened is you called us in the middle of the night and told us how you REALLY felt!}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Phone Embarrassed}}
{{TB|What did I say?}}
{{Tapped Out Mission Control Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|You said you loved us and missed us very much.}}
{{Tapped Out Mission Control Icon|Phone Angry}}
{{TB|…which on our planet is the worst thing you could say!}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|I forgot how confusing things are back home. It's simpler here.}}
{{Tapped Out Mission Control Icon|Phone}}
{{TB|If you love Earth so much, maybe you should just stay there.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Xylem Put Down Roots on Earth|24 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
{{TB|Cheer up, things could be worse.}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm banned from my home planet, how could things possibly be worse?}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
{{TB|Because the humans just blew your home planet up!}}
{{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Are Hops and Barley around here?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Smoke 'Em If You Xylem
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Xylem Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|"Treehouse of Horror XXIX" episode tie-in}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Xylem]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 {{TB|Very good. How are you holding up after the trip?}}
 {{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Phone}}
-{{TB|It’s tough being uprooted from my home, but I hope I can really blossom here and leaf a mark.}}
+{{TB|It's tough being uprooted from my home, but I hope I can really blossom here and leaf a mark.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mission Control Icon|Phone}}
-{{TB|I see you have picked up on Earthlings’ laziest form of humor: puns.}}
+{{TB|I see you have picked up on Earthlings' laziest form of humor: puns.}}
 {{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Phone}}
 {{TB|Indeed. I will now make contact with the plants of Earth. Over and sprout.}}
@@ Line 34: / Line 34: @@
 {{TB|I wonder why. Plant marriage isn't even legal here yet!}}
 {{Tapped Out Xylem Icon}}
-{{TB|…}}
+{{TB|...}}
 {{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|On my planet, the sound of crickets is the ultimate compliment.}}
@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Xylem's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|This once mighty oak has been mutilated into something called “Mid-Century Modern Furniture.”}}
+{{TB|This once mighty oak has been mutilated into something called "Mid-Century Modern Furniture."}}
 {{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Pained}}
 {{TB|And these poor roses were slaughtered by a human and given to his female partner as tribute for failing to compliment her new garments!}}
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 {{TB|So many plants screaming in pain!}}
 {{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Wait a minute… this one actually seems pretty chill.}}
+{{TB|Wait a minute... this one actually seems pretty chill.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Xylem Investigate Chill Flora|24 hours|{{TOG|Greeneries}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Sad}}
@@ Line 57: / Line 57: @@
 {{TB|We're all being harvested and burned in one way or another.}}
 {{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
-{{TB|My name’s Cannabis, but everyone calls me Hemp.}}
+{{TB|My name's Cannabis, but everyone calls me Hemp.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 71: / Line 71: @@
 {{TB|But aren't you mad? Humans are using you for their own means.}}
 {{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
-{{TB|{{*}}laughs* They're not using ME. When they ingest me, I control THEM.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}laughs{{*}} They're not using ME. When they ingest me, I control THEM.}}
 {{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
 {{TB|They'll do whatever I want — sit on their couch, sit in a chair. Anything!}}
@@ Line 77: / Line 77: @@
 {{TB|I never thought about it like that.}}
 {{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
-{{TB|No, man, that’s your problem — you think too much.}}
+{{TB|No, man, that's your problem — you think too much.}}
 {{Tapped Out Icon|Hemp||35}}
 {{TB|For the first time in your life, you need to truly veg out.}}
@@ Line 88: / Line 88: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Xylem's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|High}}
-{{TB|I get it now. There’s no me or them, there’s only US.}}
+{{TB|I get it now. There's no me or them, there's only US.}}
 {{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|High}}
 {{TB|Because when you think about it, the universe is one continuous—}}
@@ Line 117: / Line 117: @@
 {{TB|You said you loved us and missed us very much.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mission Control Icon|Phone Angry}}
-{{TB|…which on our planet is the worst thing you could say!}}
+{{TB|...which on our planet is the worst thing you could say!}}
 {{Tapped Out Xylem Icon|Phone}}
 {{TB|I forgot how confusing things are back home. It's simpler here.}}

Smoke 'Em If You Xylem - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 22:57, May 7, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (6), … → ... (3), “ → ", ” → ", * → {{*}} (2), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}}

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Smoke 'Em If You Xylem |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|"Treehouse of Horror XXIX" episode tie-in}} |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest..."

SolarBot: replaced: ’ → ' (6), … → ... (3), “ → ", ” → ", * → {{}} (2), {{{{}}}} → {{*}}