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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Those striking workers have become quite a boil on my backside, Smithers. The time ha come for drastic action.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Drastic action, sir. You don't mean...
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Yes. After weeks of bullheaded negotiation and political maneuvering, perhaps It's time to actually find out what it is they want.
:'''Sound''': POOF!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': The're holding out for a five cent wage increase.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Five percent!?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': No, five cents, sir. A nickel.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Never! They won't squeeze one haypenny of me!
----
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Okay, Simpson, what's make you think Bart's gone missing?
:'''[[Homer]]''': He didn't show up for school, and nobody's seen him since!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Oh, my god! Put on an APB immediately! And call in the FBI because we could be knee-deep in international intrigue! The Simpson bout never showed up for school!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Thank you! Finally, some-- wait. Are you being sarcastic?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': It's a new policy.
----
:'''[[Homer]]''': Are you sure this plan is going to work?
:'''[[Llewellyn Sinclair]]''': Don't worry. Just sit back and ley Llewellyn Sinclair work his magic. A wig, a touch of make-up here, a hugh tummy-tuck down there. And I think we may have a winner! I've outdone myself this time!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': What do you think, Homer?
:'''[[Homer]]''': I look like Mr. Burns. That is who I'm supposed to look like, isn't it?
----
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': People of Springfield, the situation is critical. Help Mr. Burns in his time of need and you will be rewared!
:'''[[Lenny]]''': Where was he in our time of need? He turned his back on his workers and ruined the whole town!
:'''[[Carl]]''': Yeah! He showed us the door and hired mutant slaves!
:'''[[Apu]]''': And Springfield's lack of disposable income has cause my profits to melt away like a cherry Squisee in the bowels of hell, Sir!
:'''[[Homer]]''': It's not just Mr. Burns that's in trouble. There's a lost child somewhere in that power plant. He's cold and frightened and needs you all to save him!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': If there's a child in danger, I must help. I can whip a rag-tag group into a precise fighting corps in a metter of hours, who is the poor, helpless youth?
:'''[[Homer]]''': My son, Bart. Also knows as "the boy."
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Well, that's a different matter entirely. Drinks are on me!
:'''[[Willie]]''': We're stayin' til the ale's drunk down to the bitter dregs!
:'''[[Moe]]''': Sorry, the keg's tapped out.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Oh. In the case, what say we help our the old miser?
:'''[[Homer]]''': And...?
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': [SIGH] and the delinquent. All in favor?
:'''[[Ned]]''': Aye-diddly-do.
:'''[[Barney]]''': [URRRRUP!]
----
:'''[[Homer]]''': What are we going to with the clones?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Perhaps we should kill them. Yes. That's it. Everyone grab a firearm. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''':Just a minute, Sir. Is it really necessary to kill them all? I mean, they are flesh of my flesh, so to speak.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Why should we spare their lives, Smithers? What have they given us apart from a completing story with the classic elements of obsession, jealousy, betrayal and derring-do! And perhaps, a little singing and dancing. What can we possibly do with that?
:'''[[Llewellyn Sinclair]]''': We'll set it to music and take it to Broadway!

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	{{qf\|Mr. Burns}} Why should we spare their lives, Smithers? What have they given us apart from a completing story with the classic elements of obsession, jealousy, betrayal and derring-do! And perhaps, a little singing and dancing. What can we possibly do with that?		{{qf\|Mr. Burns}} Why should we spare their lives, Smithers? What have they given us apart from a completing story with the classic elements of obsession, jealousy, betrayal and derring-do! And perhaps, a little singing and dancing. What can we possibly do with that?
	{{qf\|Llewellyn Sinclair}} We'll set it to music and take it to Broadway!		{{qf\|Llewellyn Sinclair}} We'll set it to music and take it to Broadway!
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 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Never! They won't squeeze one haypenny of me!
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-{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} Okay, Simpson, what's make you think Bart's gone missing?
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Okay, Simpson, what's make you think Bart's gone missing?
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} He didn't show up for school, and nobody's seen him since!
-{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} Oh, my god! Put on an APB immediately! And call in the FBI because we could be knee-deep in international intrigue! The Simpson bout never showed up for school!
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh, my god! Put on an APB immediately! And call in the FBI because we could be knee-deep in international intrigue! The Simpson bout never showed up for school!
 {{qf|Homer}} Thank you! Finally, some—wait. Are you being sarcastic?
-{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} It's a new policy.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} It's a new policy.
 ----
 {{qf|Homer}} Are you sure this plan is going to work?
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 {{qf|[[Apu]]}} And Springfield's lack of disposable income has cause my profits to melt away like a cherry Squishee in the bowels of hell, Sir!
 {{qf|Homer}} It's not just Mr. Burns that's in trouble. There's a lost child somewhere in that power plant. He's cold and frightened and needs you all to save him!
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} If there's a child in danger, I must help. I can whip a rag-tag group into a precise fighting corps in a matter of hours, who is the poor, helpless youth?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} If there's a child in danger, I must help. I can whip a rag-tag group into a precise fighting corps in a matter of hours, who is the poor, helpless youth?
 {{qf|Homer}} My son, Bart. Also knows as "the boy."
-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Well, that's a different matter entirely. Drinks are on me!
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Well, that's a different matter entirely. Drinks are on me!
 {{qf|[[Willie]]}} We're stayin' til the ale's drunk down to the bitter dregs!
 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Sorry, the keg's tapped out.
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Oh. In the case, what say we help our the old miser?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Oh. In the case, what say we help our the old miser?
 {{qf|Homer}} And...?
-{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} ''[SIGH]'' and the delinquent. All in favor?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[SIGH]'' and the delinquent. All in favor?
 {{qf|[[Ned]]}} Aye-diddly-do.
 {{qf|[[Barney]]}} ''[URRRRUP!]''

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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} He didn't show up for school, and nobody's seen him since!
 {{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} Oh, my god! Put on an APB immediately! And call in the FBI because we could be knee-deep in international intrigue! The Simpson bout never showed up for school!
-{{qf|Homer}} Thank you! Finally, some-- wait. Are you being sarcastic?
+{{qf|Homer}} Thank you! Finally, some—wait. Are you being sarcastic?
 {{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} It's a new policy.
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	:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Those striking workers have become quite a boil on my backside, Smithers. The time ha come for drastic action.		:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Those striking workers have become quite a boil on my backside, Smithers. The time ha come for drastic action.

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-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Those striking workers have become quite a boil on my backside, Smithers. The time ha come for drastic action.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Those striking workers have become quite a boil on my backside, Smithers. The time ha come for drastic action.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Drastic action, sir. You don't mean...
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Drastic action, sir. You don't mean...
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Yes. After weeks of bullheaded negotiation and political maneuvering, perhaps It's time to actually find out what it is they want.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yes. After weeks of bullheaded negotiation and political maneuvering, perhaps It's time to actually find out what it is they want.
-:'''Sound''': POOF!
+{{qf|Sound}} ''[POOF!]''
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': The're holding out for a five cent wage increase.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} They're holding out for a five cent wage increase.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Five percent!?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Five percent!?
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': No, five cents, sir. A nickel.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} No, five cents, sir. A nickel.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Never! They won't squeeze one haypenny of me!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Never! They won't squeeze one haypenny of me!
 ----
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Okay, Simpson, what's make you think Bart's gone missing?
+{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} Okay, Simpson, what's make you think Bart's gone missing?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': He didn't show up for school, and nobody's seen him since!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} He didn't show up for school, and nobody's seen him since!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Oh, my god! Put on an APB immediately! And call in the FBI because we could be knee-deep in international intrigue! The Simpson bout never showed up for school!
+{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} Oh, my god! Put on an APB immediately! And call in the FBI because we could be knee-deep in international intrigue! The Simpson bout never showed up for school!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Thank you! Finally, some-- wait. Are you being sarcastic?
+{{qf|Homer}} Thank you! Finally, some-- wait. Are you being sarcastic?
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': It's a new policy.
+{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} It's a new policy.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Are you sure this plan is going to work?
+{{qf|Homer}} Are you sure this plan is going to work?
-:'''[[Llewellyn Sinclair]]''': Don't worry. Just sit back and ley Llewellyn Sinclair work his magic. A wig, a touch of make-up here, a hugh tummy-tuck down there. And I think we may have a winner! I've outdone myself this time!
+{{qf|[[Llewellyn Sinclair]]}} Don't worry. Just sit back and let Llewellyn Sinclair work his magic. A wig, a touch of make-up here, a huge tummy-tuck down there. And I think we may have a winner! I've outdone myself this time!
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': What do you think, Homer?
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} What do you think, Homer?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I look like Mr. Burns. That is who I'm supposed to look like, isn't it?
+{{qf|Homer}} I look like Mr. Burns. That is who I'm supposed to look like, isn't it?
 ----
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': People of Springfield, the situation is critical. Help Mr. Burns in his time of need and you will be rewared!
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} People of Springfield, the situation is critical. Help Mr. Burns in his time of need and you will be rewarded!
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': Where was he in our time of need? He turned his back on his workers and ruined the whole town!
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Where was he in our time of need? He turned his back on his workers and ruined the whole town!
-:'''[[Carl]]''': Yeah! He showed us the door and hired mutant slaves!
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Yeah! He showed us the door and hired mutant slaves!
-:'''[[Apu]]''': And Springfield's lack of disposable income has cause my profits to melt away like a cherry Squisee in the bowels of hell, Sir!
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} And Springfield's lack of disposable income has cause my profits to melt away like a cherry Squishee in the bowels of hell, Sir!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': It's not just Mr. Burns that's in trouble. There's a lost child somewhere in that power plant. He's cold and frightened and needs you all to save him!
+{{qf|Homer}} It's not just Mr. Burns that's in trouble. There's a lost child somewhere in that power plant. He's cold and frightened and needs you all to save him!
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': If there's a child in danger, I must help. I can whip a rag-tag group into a precise fighting corps in a metter of hours, who is the poor, helpless youth?
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} If there's a child in danger, I must help. I can whip a rag-tag group into a precise fighting corps in a matter of hours, who is the poor, helpless youth?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': My son, Bart. Also knows as "the boy."
+{{qf|Homer}} My son, Bart. Also knows as "the boy."
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Well, that's a different matter entirely. Drinks are on me!
+{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Well, that's a different matter entirely. Drinks are on me!
-:'''[[Willie]]''': We're stayin' til the ale's drunk down to the bitter dregs!
+{{qf|[[Willie]]}} We're stayin' til the ale's drunk down to the bitter dregs!
-:'''[[Moe]]''': Sorry, the keg's tapped out.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Sorry, the keg's tapped out.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Oh. In the case, what say we help our the old miser?
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Oh. In the case, what say we help our the old miser?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': And...?
+{{qf|Homer}} And...?
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': [SIGH] and the delinquent. All in favor?
+{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} ''[SIGH]'' and the delinquent. All in favor?
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Aye-diddly-do.
+{{qf|[[Ned]]}} Aye-diddly-do.
-:'''[[Barney]]''': [URRRRUP!]
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} ''[URRRRUP!]''
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': What are we going to with the clones?
+{{qf|Homer}} What are we going to with the clones?
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Perhaps we should kill them. Yes. That's it. Everyone grab a firearm. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Perhaps we should kill them. Yes. That's it. Everyone grab a firearm. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''':Just a minute, Sir. Is it really necessary to kill them all? I mean, they are flesh of my flesh, so to speak.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}}Just a minute, Sir. Is it really necessary to kill them all? I mean, they are flesh of my flesh, so to speak.
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Why should we spare their lives, Smithers? What have they given us apart from a completing story with the classic elements of obsession, jealousy, betrayal and derring-do! And perhaps, a little singing and dancing. What can we possibly do with that?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Why should we spare their lives, Smithers? What have they given us apart from a completing story with the classic elements of obsession, jealousy, betrayal and derring-do! And perhaps, a little singing and dancing. What can we possibly do with that?
-:'''[[Llewellyn Sinclair]]''': We'll set it to music and take it to Broadway!
+{{qf|Llewellyn Sinclair}} We'll set it to music and take it to Broadway!