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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|ngr}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Mr._Burns" class="mw-redirect" title="Mr. Burns">Mr. Burns</a>}} All right, Señor Huevo, prepare to meet your demise! ---- {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers, this spoon is weak as a baby! Make me a fresh one at o...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|ngr}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} All right, Señor Huevo, prepare to meet your demise!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers, this spoon is weak as a baby! Make me a fresh one at once!<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Yes, sir! Bad spoon! Bad spoon!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Horatio McCallister]]}} Arrr, this new titanium foot shall have me dancin' in no time!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Horatio McCallister}} Arrrr, 'tis a sad day when pirates steal a man's titanium foot.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} ''[narration]'' Mr. Burns relies on the same sturdy workforce to make all his possessions... nineteenth-century orphans.<br /> {{qf|Orphan}} When can I eat?<br /> {{qf|Boss}} When the rich man gets his spoon!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} ''[narration]'' Finally, like any man of greatness, Mr. Burns demands all his possessions have a certain historical importance...<br /> {{qf|Diplomat}} Sign an international treaty with a spoon?! Highly irregular!<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Just sign it, woman!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Your new spoon, sir.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Too late! I've decided to use my egg mallet.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Comic strips quotes]]</div>

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