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Solar Dragon at 12:57, July 9, 2015

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FatHomer at 07:38, September 24, 2011

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 {{qf|Homer}} Uh... I'll be right back. ''[runs to the phone]''
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-{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen|Pimply Teen]]}} ''[to Comic Book Guy]'' Sir, you can't take food into the theater.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} ''[to Comic Book Guy]'' Sir, you can't take food into the theater.
 {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Search all you want. You'll never find it all. I'm baking muffins as we speak.
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 {{qf|Simon Cowell}} ''[when the "[[Gracie Films]]" woman shushes]'' Oh, shhh yourself!
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-{{qf|Simon Cowell}} She's as common as an angry woman in an {{w|Ibsen}} play.
+{{qf|Simon Cowell}} She's as common as an angry woman in an {{W|Ibsen}} play.
 {{Season 15|Q}}

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 {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Then roll, baby! ''[Bart rolls on the bus floor]'' Ha Ha! Floor Baby!
 {{qf|Lisa}} You're laughing at him for something you made him do.
-{{qf|Nelson}} Well… you're gay!
+{{qf|Nelson}} Well... you're gay!
 {{qf|Lisa}} People who call other people gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality.
 :''[Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit; he rolls and then gets back up.]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} Look what they sent over. A talking dealy. His name is Phonics Frog. ''[presses A, B, and C]''
-{{qf|[[Phonics Frog]]}} Ah-Buh-Cuh…
+{{qf|[[Phonics Frog]]}} Ah-Buh-Cuh...
 :''[Homer types his name.]''
 {{qf|Phonics Frog}} Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur
@@ Line 29: / Line 29: @@
 {{qf|Phonics Frog}} This-Is-Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur-Dok-tor-Hee's-too-sick-too-urk-too-day.
 :''[Homer laughs.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} Uh… I'll be right back. ''[runs to the phone]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh... I'll be right back. ''[runs to the phone]''
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 {{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen|Pimply Teen]]}} ''[to Comic Book Guy]'' Sir, you can't take food into the theater.
@@ Line 42: / Line 42: @@
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 {{qf|Lisa}} So Maggie's NOT a genius?
-{{qf|Henry}} Oh, she could be… at sweeping up hair!
+{{qf|Henry}} Oh, she could be... at sweeping up hair!
 {{qf|Homer}} That's my baby, jerk! ''[punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose]''
 {{qf|Henry}} You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"? ''[Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed]'' Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too, you know! ''[Homer punches Henry making him unconscious]''

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 {{qf|Lisa}} I can't believe I'm jealous of a baby!
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, so am I! When you're a baby, you can just spend all day rolling around on the floor. (sighs) I miss those days.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, so am I! When you're a baby, you can just spend all day rolling around on the floor. ''[sighs]'' I miss those days.
-{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Then roll, baby! (Bart rolls on the bus floor) Ha Ha! Floor Baby!
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Then roll, baby! ''[Bart rolls on the bus floor]'' Ha Ha! Floor Baby!
 {{qf|Lisa}} You're laughing at him for something you made him do.
 {{qf|Nelson}} Well… you're gay!
 {{qf|Lisa}} People who call other people gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality.
-:''[Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit; he rolls and then gets back up]''
+:''[Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit; he rolls and then gets back up.]''
 {{qf|Nelson}} BULLIES RULE!
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 {{qf|Little Boy}} The pig says, "oink!" The chicken says..
 {{qf|{{ap|Henry|Smart and Smarter}}}} Stop! I could go to any Chuck E' Cheese in America if I want to hear what animals say. You know what I say? I say next!
-:''[The mother picks up the little boy and walks away]''
+:''[The mother picks up the little boy and walks away.]''
 {{qf|Little Boy}} You're a poopie!
 {{qf|Henry}} ''[to the mother]'' Do you nurse with that mouth?
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-{{qf|Homer}} Look what they sent over. A talking dealy. His name is [[Phonics Frog]]. (presses A, B, and C)
+{{qf|Homer}} Look what they sent over. A talking dealy. His name is Phonics Frog. ''[presses A, B, and C]''
-{{qf|Phonics Frog}} Ah-Buh-Cuh…
+{{qf|[[Phonics Frog]]}} Ah-Buh-Cuh…
-:''[Homer types his name]''
+:''[Homer types his name.]''
 {{qf|Phonics Frog}} Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur
-{{qf|Homer}} That's me! Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur. (presses more buttons)
+{{qf|Homer}} That's me! Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur. ''[presses more buttons]''
 {{qf|Phonics Frog}} This-Is-Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur-Dok-tor-Hee's-too-sick-too-urk-too-day.
-:''[Homer laughs]''
+:''[Homer laughs.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} Uh… I'll be right back. (runs to the phone)
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh… I'll be right back. ''[runs to the phone]''
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-:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen|Pimply Teen]]''' [to [[Comic Book Guy]]]: Sir, you can't take food into the theater.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen|Pimply Teen]]}} ''[to Comic Book Guy]'' Sir, you can't take food into the theater.
-{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Search all you want. You'll never find it all. I'm baking muffins as we speak.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Search all you want. You'll never find it all. I'm baking muffins as we speak.
 ----
-:''[Lisa tries to be a stand-up comedian]''
+:''[Lisa tries to be a stand-up comedian.]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} So... why do they call them field trips? We never go to a field!
 {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Not true! Last week we went to a battlefield.
-{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} I'm bembarrassed for you!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Uh, well I...
 {{qf|Nelson}} The following "Ha Ha" is not from amusement, but a sign of contempt. Ha Ha!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} So Maggie's NOT a genius?
 {{qf|Henry}} Oh, she could be… at sweeping up hair!
-{{qf|Homer}} That's my baby, jerk! (punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose)
+{{qf|Homer}} That's my baby, jerk! ''[punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose]''
-{{qf|Henry}} You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"? (Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed) Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too, you know!(Homer punches Henry making him unconscious)
+{{qf|Henry}} You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"? ''[Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed]'' Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too, you know! ''[Homer punches Henry making him unconscious]''
-{{qf|[[Moe]]}} (as the butler) Don't worry sir, the maid and I will take him out to the curb. Come on!
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''[as the butler]'' Don't worry sir, the maid and I will take him out to the curb. Come on!
-{{qf|[[Barney]]}} (as the maid) You promised me no one would get hurt!
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} ''[as the maid]'' You promised me no one would get hurt!
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-:''[When Lisa is dressed up as a goth]''
+:''[When Lisa is dressed up as a goth.]''
 {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} What are you now, Lisa? An Oakland Raiders fan?
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 {{qf|Homer}} We've all learned something today. Never be something you're not, namely food.
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-{{qf|[[Simon Cowell]]}} (after seeing his name in the ending credits) Now, there's a celebrity!
+{{qf|[[Simon Cowell]]}} ''[after seeing his name in the ending credits]'' Now, there's a celebrity!
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-:'''Simon Cowell''' [when the "[[Gracie Films]]" woman shushes]: Oh, shhh yourself!
+{{qf|Simon Cowell}} ''[when the "[[Gracie Films]]" woman shushes]'' Oh, shhh yourself!
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-{{qf|Simon Cowell}} She's as common as an angry woman in an Ibsen play.
+{{qf|Simon Cowell}} She's as common as an angry woman in an {{w|Ibsen}} play.
 {{Season 15|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore|The Ziff Who Came to Dinner}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'm tired. I'm hungry. Red plastic sandals are not good running-away footwear.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm tired. I'm hungry. Red plastic sandals are not good running-away footwear.
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-:'''Lisa''': Just because [[Maggie]] can't talk doesn't mean she's dumb. [[Einstein]] didn't speak until he was 3.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Just because [[Maggie]] can't talk doesn't mean she's dumb. [[Einstein]] didn't speak until he was 3.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': And even then he could only speak German.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} And even then he could only speak German.
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-:'''Lisa''': I can't believe I'm jealous of a baby!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I can't believe I'm jealous of a baby!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, so am I! When you're a baby, you can just spend all day rolling around on the floor. (sighs) I miss those days.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, so am I! When you're a baby, you can just spend all day rolling around on the floor. (sighs) I miss those days.
-:'''[[Nelson]]''': Then roll, baby! (Bart rolls on the bus floor) Ha Ha! Floor Baby!
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Then roll, baby! (Bart rolls on the bus floor) Ha Ha! Floor Baby!
-:'''Lisa''': You're laughing at him for something you made him do.
+{{qf|Lisa}} You're laughing at him for something you made him do.
-:'''Nelson''': Well… you're gay!
+{{qf|Nelson}} Well… you're gay!
-:'''Lisa''': People who call other people gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality.
+{{qf|Lisa}} People who call other people gay are often covering up their own latent homosexuality.
-:(Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit; he rolls and then gets back up)
+:''[Nelson panics and jumps out the emergency exit; he rolls and then gets back up]''
-:'''Nelson''': BULLIES RULE!
+{{qf|Nelson}} BULLIES RULE!
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-:'''Little Boy''': The pig says, "oink!" The chicken says..
+{{qf|Little Boy}} The pig says, "oink!" The chicken says..
-:'''{{ap|Henry|Smart and Smarter}}''': Stop! I could go to any Chuck E' Cheese in America if I want to hear what animals say. You know what I say? I say next!
+{{qf|{{ap|Henry|Smart and Smarter}}}} Stop! I could go to any Chuck E' Cheese in America if I want to hear what animals say. You know what I say? I say next!
-:(The mother picks up the little boy and walks away)
+:''[The mother picks up the little boy and walks away]''
-:'''Little Boy''': You're a poopie!
+{{qf|Little Boy}} You're a poopie!
-:'''Henry''' [to the mother]: Do you nurse with that mouth?
+{{qf|Henry}} ''[to the mother]'' Do you nurse with that mouth?
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Look what they sent over. A talking dealy. His name is [[Phonics Frog]]. (presses A, B, and C)
+{{qf|Homer}} Look what they sent over. A talking dealy. His name is [[Phonics Frog]]. (presses A, B, and C)
-:'''Phonics Frog''': Ah-Buh-Cuh…
+{{qf|Phonics Frog}} Ah-Buh-Cuh…
-:(Homer types his name)
+:''[Homer types his name]''
-:'''Phonics Frog''': Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur
+{{qf|Phonics Frog}} Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur
-:'''Homer''': That's me! Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur. (presses more buttons)
+{{qf|Homer}} That's me! Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur. (presses more buttons)
-:'''Phonics Frog''': This-Is-Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur-Dok-tor-Hee's-too-sick-too-urk-too-day.
+{{qf|Phonics Frog}} This-Is-Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Ur-Dok-tor-Hee's-too-sick-too-urk-too-day.
-:(Homer laughs)
+:''[Homer laughs]''
-:'''Homer''': Uh… I'll be right back. (runs to the phone)
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh… I'll be right back. (runs to the phone)
 ----
 :'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen|Pimply Teen]]''' [to [[Comic Book Guy]]]: Sir, you can't take food into the theater.
-:'''Comic Book Guy''': Search all you want. You'll never find it all. I'm baking muffins as we speak.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Search all you want. You'll never find it all. I'm baking muffins as we speak.
 ----
-:(Lisa tries to be a stand-up comedian)
+:''[Lisa tries to be a stand-up comedian]''
-:'''Lisa''': So... why do they call them field trips? We never go to a field!
+{{qf|Lisa}} So... why do they call them field trips? We never go to a field!
-:'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': Not true! Last week we went to a battlefield.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Not true! Last week we went to a battlefield.
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': I'm bembarrassed for you!
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} I'm bembarrassed for you!
-:'''Nelson''': The following "Ha Ha" is not from amusement, but a sign of contempt. Ha Ha!
+{{qf|Nelson}} The following "Ha Ha" is not from amusement, but a sign of contempt. Ha Ha!
 ----
-:'''Lisa''': So Maggie's NOT a genius?
+{{qf|Lisa}} So Maggie's NOT a genius?
-:'''Henry''': Oh, she could be… at sweeping up hair!
+{{qf|Henry}} Oh, she could be… at sweeping up hair!
-:'''Homer''': That's my baby, jerk! (punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose)
+{{qf|Homer}} That's my baby, jerk! (punches Henry leaving him with a bruise on his nose)
-:'''Henry''': You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"? (Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed) Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too, you know!(Homer punches Henry making him unconscious)
+{{qf|Henry}} You call that a punch? I felt it, but it was like "so what"? (Homer punches Henry again leaving a nosebleed) Oh, again with the nose. I have a chin too, you know!(Homer punches Henry making him unconscious)
-:'''[[Moe]]''': (as the butler) Don't worry sir, the maid and I will take him out to the curb. Come on!
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} (as the butler) Don't worry sir, the maid and I will take him out to the curb. Come on!
-:'''[[Barney]]''': (as the maid) You promised me no one would get hurt!
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} (as the maid) You promised me no one would get hurt!
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-:[When Lisa is dressed up as a goth]
+:''[When Lisa is dressed up as a goth]''
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': What are you now, Lisa? An Oakland Raiders fan?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} What are you now, Lisa? An Oakland Raiders fan?
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-:'''Homer''': We've all learned something today. Never be something you're not, namely food.
+{{qf|Homer}} We've all learned something today. Never be something you're not, namely food.
 ----
-:'''[[Simon Cowell]]''': (after seeing his name in the ending credits) Now, there's a celebrity!
+{{qf|[[Simon Cowell]]}} (after seeing his name in the ending credits) Now, there's a celebrity!
 ----
 :'''Simon Cowell''' [when the "[[Gracie Films]]" woman shushes]: Oh, shhh yourself!
 ----
-:'''Simon Cowell''': She's as common as an angry woman in an Ibsen play.
+{{qf|Simon Cowell}} She's as common as an angry woman in an Ibsen play.
 {{Season 15|Q}}

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	:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'm tired. I'm hungry. Red plastic sandals are not good running-away footwear.		:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'm tired. I'm hungry. Red plastic sandals are not good running-away footwear.