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Loco87: Created page with "{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Princess Guide|Waiting for Duffman}} ---- :'''Apu:''' Card counting is not even gambling. It's math. :'''Marge:''' And it's not even agains..."

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:'''Apu:''' Card counting is not even gambling. It's math.
:'''Marge:''' And it's not even against the rules.
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:'''Bart:''' God doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper.
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:'''Apu:''' Could you not call me a heathen? It’s an insult to Hanuman the monkey-headed lord of winds who believes the sun to be a ripe mango..and, okay I hear it.
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:'''Marge:''' I can’t believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money!
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:'''Rev. Lovejoy:''' Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.
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:'''Homer:''' Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn.
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:'''Apu:''' I think I can help you get the money that you need.
:'''Marge:''' But you don't go to our church.
:'''Apu:''' Granted, I do not share your faith, but the yahoos in this town need a church to deliver weekly reminders not to steal-- from me.
:'''Apu:''' And not to take a life-- my life.
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-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Card counting is not even gambling. It's math.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} [[God]] doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper.
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' [[God]] doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper.
+{{qf|Apu}} Could you not call me a heathen? It's an insult to [[Hanuman]] the monkey-headed lord of winds who believes the sun to be a ripe mango... and, okay I hear it.
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-:'''Apu:''' Could you not call me a heathen? It's an insult to [[Hanuman]] the monkey-headed lord of winds who believes the sun to be a ripe mango... and, okay I hear it.
+{{qf|Marge}} I can't believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money!
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-:'''Marge:''' I can't believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money!
+{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.
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-:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]:''' Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn.
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from [[LinkedIn]].
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn.
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 :'''Apu:''' I think I can help you get the money that you need.

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-:'''Marge:''' I can’t believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money!
+:'''Marge:''' I can't believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money!
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-:'''Apu:''' Card counting is not even gambling. It's math.
+:'''[[Apu]]:''' Card counting is not even gambling. It's math.
-:'''Marge:''' And it's not even against the rules.
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' And it's not even against the rules.
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-:'''Bart:''' God doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper.
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' [[God]] doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper.
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-:'''Apu:''' Could you not call me a heathen? It’s an insult to Hanuman the monkey-headed lord of winds who believes the sun to be a ripe mango..and, okay I hear it.
+:'''Apu:''' Could you not call me a heathen? It's an insult to [[Hanuman]] the monkey-headed lord of winds who believes the sun to be a ripe mango... and, okay I hear it.
 ----
 :'''Marge:''' I can’t believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money!
 ----
-:'''Rev. Lovejoy:''' Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.
+:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]:''' Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.
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-:'''Homer:''' Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn.
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from [[LinkedIn]].
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 :'''Apu:''' I think I can help you get the money that you need.