Skinner's Sense of Snow/Quotes - Revision history

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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I wanted to see 'em fire a gorilla out of a cannon.
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-{{qf|[[Ringmaster]]}} Mesdames et messieurs, it appears the Cloud Goddess is ripe with rain babies. We must run for our trucks.
+{{qf|[[Cirque de Purée ringmaster]]}} Mesdames et messieurs, it appears the Cloud Goddess is ripe with rain babies. We must run for our trucks.
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh no you don't! I paid full price for this freak show. Now nourish the child within me! ''[shakes fist]'' Nourish...
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 {{qf|Nelson}} Well, don't just stand there, fight back! There aren't enough coat hooks to hold all of us!
-{{qf|Skinner}} Actually, there are. Five, ten, fifteen, twenty... ''[to [[Sherri]] and [[Terri]]]'' Uh, can you two share a hook?
+{{qf|Skinner}} Actually, there are. Five, ten, fifteen, twenty... ''[to Sherri and Terri]'' Uh, can you two share a hook?
-{{qf|Sherri and Terri}} Yes, sir.
+{{qf|[[Sherri]] and [[Terri]]}} Yes, sir.
 {{qf|Skinner}} We're fine, then.
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 :'''Nelson:''' Well, don't just stand there, fight back! There aren't enough coat hooks to hold all of us!
-:'''Skinner:''' Actually, there are. Five, ten, fifteen, twenty... ''[to [[Sherri]] and [[Terri]]]''Uh, can you two share a hook?
+:'''Skinner:''' Actually, there are. Five, ten, fifteen, twenty... ''[to [[Sherri]] and [[Terri]]]'' Uh, can you two share a hook?
 :'''Sherri and Terri:''' Yes, sir.
 :'''Skinner:''' We're fine, then.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Great Money Caper|HOMЯ}}
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[reading his permanent record]'' "An under achiever and proud of it." How old is this book?
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' Finally, a circus full of whimsy and wonder.
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-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' ''[after Skinner's film burns]'' Ha-ha! Next time get a DVD.
+:'''[[Ringmaster]]:''' Mesdames et messieurs, it appears the Cloud Goddess is ripe with rain babies. We must run for our trucks.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]]:''' This ''is'' a DVD!
+:'''Homer:''' Oh no you don't! I paid full price for this freak show. Now nourish the child within me! ''[shakes fist]'' Nourish...
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-:'''Skinner:''' Oh, dear God!
+:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Children, I'm proud of you. Most of our students didn't bother to show up on this last day before Christmas break. But you've kept intact my Cal Ripken-like streak of school openage.
+----
-:'''Lisa''': [Gasps In Shock] Principal Skinner, we're snowed in!"
+:'''Marge:''' This is terrible. How will the kids get home?
+:'''Homer:''' I 'unno... Internet?
-:'''Bart''': We're trapped in the school!
+----
+:'''[[Martin]]:''' I'm doing a puzzle with Grandmama, and she'll finish without me.
-:'''All students:''' [Screaming Loudly]
+:'''Skinner:''' Yes, yes, yes. We all had plans. Except for me, ironically. I'm right where I want to be.
+:'''[[Nelson]]:''' I can cut a trail through the snow. I'm part Eskimo.
-:'''Milhouse:''' We're gonna miss Christmas!"
+:'''Skinner:''' I don't care if you're [[Kristi Yamaguchi]]. No one leaves the building.
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' This stinks. We'll miss the Itchy and Scratchy where they finally kiss.
-:'''All students:''' [Screaming Loudly Again]
+:'''Skinner:''' I don't care if they're kissing Kristi Yamaguchi. You're not going home.
+----
-:'''Skinner:''' I fixed the DVD.
+:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Hey, whatever happened to the plow from your old snowplow business?
+:'''Homer:''' I never had a snowplow business.
-:'''All students:''' [Screaming Once More]
+:'''Ned:''' Sure you did -- "{{ap|Mr. Plow|business}}." You're wearin' the jacket right now!
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-:''[Nelson throws his relish against the wall]''
+:'''Skinner:''' Nelson, if you get me outta this, there's a hall monitor position coming open in the spring...
-:'''Skinner:''' If you don't eat your relish, you're not getting any mayonnaise.
+:'''Nelson:''' I spit on your monitors.
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-:'''Skinner:''' Defying orders, eh? Well I see you Scotsmen are thrifty with courage, too.
+:'''Skinner:''' You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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 {{Season 12|Q}}

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 :''[a disc falls out of the projector]''
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-:'''Bart:''' Oh no, we're snowed in!
+:'''Skinner:''' Oh, dear God!
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 :''[Nelson throws his relish against the wall]''

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 :'''[[Nelson]]:''' ''[after Skinner's film burns]'' Ha-ha! Next time get a DVD.
 :'''[[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]]:''' This ''is'' a DVD!
-:''(a disc falls out of the projector)''
+:''[a disc falls out of the projector]''
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 :'''Bart:''' Oh no, we're snowed in!
 :'''Kids:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
 :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' "We're going to miss [[Christmas]]!
-;:'''Kids:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
+:'''Kids:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
 :'''Skinner:''' I fixed the DVD!
 :'''Kids:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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-:''(Homer hallucinates of belly dancing women who serve him)
+:''[Homer hallucinates belly dancing women who serve him]''
-:'''Homer:'''Excellent, excellent! Enough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing. Bring me my ranch dressing hose!
+:'''Homer:''' Excellent, excellent! Enough! I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing. Bring me my ranch dressing hose!
-(The women shoot the hose at Homer's mouth)
+:''[The women shoot the hose at Homer's mouth]''
 :'''Camel:''' Aah! Homer, Homer!
-(In real life where Ned wakes up Homer)
+:''[In real life where Ned wakes up Homer]''
-:'''Ned:'''Homer wake up the car is filling up with..(he is interrupted)
+:'''Ned:''' Homer wake up the car is filling up with..''[he is interrupted]''
 :'''Homer:''' I know, ranch dressing!
 {{Season 12|Q}}

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 :'''Skinner:''' Defying orders, eh? Well I see you Scotsmen are thrifty with courage, too.
-:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie:]]''' ''[taking umbrage]'' That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around--I quit!
+:'''[[Groundskeeper Willie]]:''' ''[taking umbrage]'' That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around--I quit!
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 :'''Kids:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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-:'''Skinner:''' ''[Still trapped inside the Dodge Ball sack] '' Great job, [[Nibbles]]! Now chew through my ball-sack!
+:'''Skinner:''' ''[Still trapped inside the Dodge Ball sack] '' Great job, [[Nibbles]]! Now chew through my ball-sack! ''[Nibbles ponders a moment, then runs away.]''
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 :''(Homer hallucinates of belly dancing women who serve him)