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Undo revision 1219265 by Solar Dragon (talk)

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:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer we need to talk...
:'''[[Homer]]''': If this is about the sour cream I put in the peanut butter jar, I had to! There was no room in the sour cream container after I filled it with beer!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, we can revisit your repacking behavior later. Right now, I need you to focus on Bart. He's playing a violent video game!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, Marge, violent games like ambrosia to young boys! I wouldn't worry about it. You're fine playing the game... aren't ya, boy?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Whatever.
:'''[[Homer]]''': See?
:'''[[Marge]]''': But, Homer... what if the starts to imitate the violence? He could take it out on someone he doesn't like!
:'''[[Homer]]''': You're right! I'd be first one on his list! Plus, there's no telling what he'd do to my corn dogs!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': What in the name of sub-zero...? Hey... what happened to my arcade?
:'''[[John Noiseland]]''': Your arcade? I own this place, kid. My name's John Noiseland. Arcades don't make money anymore, but this place does. People love to relax.
:'''[[Bart]]''': If it's so relaxing, why are you smoking a cigarette?
:'''[[John Noiseland]]''': Because helping people relax is stressful. Now, if you don't want a stream, get lost.
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Thanks for coming over, Bart. I've been a little depressed since no own came to my birthday party yesterday.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeahyeahyeah. Start the video game! C'mon... I need my fix!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Sorry, my mom saw an ews report on video games by Geraldo Rivera, so she took away all the violent ones... plus any action figure I had with a mustache.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Fine! What do you have left?
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': It's Krusty's Rental Properties Management Game! We get to manage rental properties just like Krusty before he lost all his money in that lawsuit after Mr. Teeny bit the cameraman.
----
:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, Kearney. Do you billies have a video game console?
:'''[[Kearney]]''': Video games? On a day like today, your should be playing outside!
:'''[[Dolph]]''': Dude, "whack-a-nerd" is great exercise.
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Yeah, it really works out the nero-punching muscles.
:'''[[Martin Prince]]''': I already told you fellows, there is no such muscle group!
----
:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer! Are you okay?!
:'''[[Homer]]''': I'm better than okay, Marge! Thanks to violent video games, Bart saved my life! We can't afford not to let him play!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Thanks, dad! And I promise to only use my video game skills for good... most of the time.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, dear...

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 {{qf|Bart}} Hey, Kearney. Do you billies have a video game console?
 {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Video games? On a day like today, your should be playing outside!
-{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Dude, "whack-a-nerd" is great exercise.
+{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Dude, "whack-a-nerd" is great exercise.
 {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Yeah, it really works out the nero-punching muscles.
 {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} I already told you fellows, there is no such muscle group!

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	{{qf\|Marge}} Oh, dear...		{{qf\|Marge}} Oh, dear...
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer we need to talk...
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer we need to talk...
-:'''[[Homer]]''': If this is about the sour cream I put in the peanut butter jar, I had to! There was no room in the sour cream container after I filled it with beer!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} If this is about the sour cream I put in the peanut butter jar, I had to! There was no room in the sour cream container after I filled it with beer!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, we can revisit your repacking behavior later. Right now, I need you to focus on Bart. He's playing a violent video game!
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, we can revisit your repacking behavior later. Right now, I need you to focus on Bart. He's playing a violent video game!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, Marge, violent games like ambrosia to young boys! I wouldn't worry about it. You're fine playing the game... aren't ya, boy?
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, Marge, violent games like ambrosia to young boys! I wouldn't worry about it. You're fine playing the game... aren't ya, boy?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Whatever.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whatever.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': See?
+{{qf|Homer}} See?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': But, Homer... what if the starts to imitate the violence? He could take it out on someone he doesn't like!
+{{qf|Marge}} But, Homer... what if the starts to imitate the violence? He could take it out on someone he doesn't like!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': You're right! I'd be first one on his list! Plus, there's no telling what he'd do to my corn dogs!
+{{qf|Homer}} You're right! I'd be first one on his list! Plus, there's no telling what he'd do to my corn dogs!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': What in the name of sub-zero...? Hey... what happened to my arcade?
+{{qf|Bart}} What in the name of sub-zero...? Hey... what happened to my arcade?
-:'''[[John Noiseland]]''': Your arcade? I own this place, kid. My name's John Noiseland. Arcades don't make money anymore, but this place does. People love to relax.
+{{qf|[[John Noiseland]]}} Your arcade? I own this place, kid. My name's John Noiseland. Arcades don't make money anymore, but this place does. People love to relax.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': If it's so relaxing, why are you smoking a cigarette?
+{{qf|Bart}} If it's so relaxing, why are you smoking a cigarette?
-:'''[[John Noiseland]]''': Because helping people relax is stressful. Now, if you don't want a stream, get lost.
+{{qf|John Noiseland}} Because helping people relax is stressful. Now, if you don't want a stream, get lost.
 ----
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Thanks for coming over, Bart. I've been a little depressed since no own came to my birthday party yesterday.
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Thanks for coming over, Bart. I've been a little depressed since no own came to my birthday party yesterday.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeahyeahyeah. Start the video game! C'mon... I need my fix!
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeahyeahyeah. Start the video game! C'mon... I need my fix!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Sorry, my mom saw an ews report on video games by Geraldo Rivera, so she took away all the violent ones... plus any action figure I had with a mustache.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Sorry, my mom saw an ews report on video games by Geraldo Rivera, so she took away all the violent ones... plus any action figure I had with a mustache.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Fine! What do you have left?
+{{qf|Bart}} Fine! What do you have left?
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': It's Krusty's Rental Properties Management Game! We get to manage rental properties just like Krusty before he lost all his money in that lawsuit after Mr. Teeny bit the cameraman.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} It's Krusty's Rental Properties Management Game! We get to manage rental properties just like Krusty before he lost all his money in that lawsuit after Mr. Teeny bit the cameraman.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, Kearney. Do you billies have a video game console?
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey, Kearney. Do you billies have a video game console?
-:'''[[Kearney]]''': Video games? On a day like today, your should be playing outside!
+{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Video games? On a day like today, your should be playing outside!
-:'''[[Dolph]]''': Dude, "whack-a-nerd" is great exercise.
+{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} Dude, "whack-a-nerd" is great exercise.
-:'''[[Nelson]]''': Yeah, it really works out the nero-punching muscles.
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Yeah, it really works out the nero-punching muscles.
-:'''[[Martin Prince]]''': I already told you fellows, there is no such muscle group!
+{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} I already told you fellows, there is no such muscle group!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer! Are you okay?!
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer! Are you okay?!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I'm better than okay, Marge! Thanks to violent video games, Bart saved my life! We can't afford not to let him play!
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm better than okay, Marge! Thanks to violent video games, Bart saved my life! We can't afford not to let him play!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Thanks, dad! And I promise to only use my video game skills for good... most of the time.
+{{qf|Bart}} Thanks, dad! And I promise to only use my video game skills for good... most of the time.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, dear...
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, dear...