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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Opposites A-Frack|Blazed and Confused}}

:'''[[Homer]]:''' ''(After see Bender fall off the storm)'' What the hell was that?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.
----
:'''Homer:''' Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bro-Mance?
:'''[[Bender]]:''' Ro-Mance.
:'''Homer:''' You future guys have a word for everything... pal.
----
:'''[[Leela]]:''' ''(After see Homer's alive through Bender hologram ass-projector)'' You lied to me, Bender! Homer Simpson's still alive!
:'''[[Fry]]:''' Come on, Bender, stabbity-stabbity.
:'''Lisa:''' ''(to Fry on the hologram)'' Wait! Stop! Why must you kill my dad? Especially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you.
----
:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Professor, you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could figure something out.
:'''[[Professor Farnsworth]]:''' Okay. Eh, but remember, to me you're incredibly stupid. Oh, and the annoying girl may be helpful.
----
:'''Bart:''' Let this be a lesson. Never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.
:'''Leela:''' In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.
:'''Professor Fransworth:''' Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.
----
:'''Lisa:''' Dad, we have beer in our time.
:'''Homer:''' Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years.
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:'''[[Lou]]:''' ''(After he saw Bender killing a horse)'' Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there.
:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Oh, a 608... Lou, can't you just let me enjoy my day off?
:'''Lou:''' Why are you dressed in your uniform, then?
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' 'Cause they're the only clothes that fit me. You happy? Happy?
----
:'''Lisa:''' They're evolving. Wow. That's a first for you, Bart.
:'''Bart:''' Will you shut up?

{{Season 26|Q}}

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Opposites A-Frack|Blazed and Confused}}
 :'''Marge''': Homer, I think there's someone downstairs!
 :'''Homer''': Relax, Marge, it's probably just Homer coming home late from Moe's!
@@ Line 9: / Line 10: @@
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.
 ----
 :'''Homer:''' Don't drink my loved ones!
 :'''[[Bender]]:''' Bite my shiny metal ass!
@@ Line 20: / Line 22: @@
 :'''Bender:''' I don't know. You die?
 :'''Homer:''' Oh... my... God. He's telling the truth. I have to take you to our civic leaders.
-: ''(Cut to inside of Moe's.)''
+:''[Cut to inside of Moe's.]''
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bro-Mance?
+:'''Homer:''' Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bromance?
-:'''Bender:''' Ro-Mance.
+:'''Bender:''' Romance.
 :'''Homer:''' You future guys have a word for everything... pal.
 ----
@@ Line 33: / Line 35: @@
 :'''[[Professor Farnsworth]]:''' Okay. Eh, but remember, to me you're incredibly stupid. Oh, and the annoying girl may be helpful.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' <i>Oh, don't mention her eye. Don't mention her eye.</i>
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' ''Oh, don't mention her eye. Don't mention her eye.''
-:'''Leela:''' <i>Don't mention her hair. Don't mention her hair.</i>
+:'''Leela:''' ''Don't mention her hair. Don't mention her hair.''
 :'''Marge:''' I... am so pleased to meet you.
 :'''Leela:''' Nice to be hair.
 ----
 :'''Bart:''' Let this be a lesson. Never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule.
 ----
 :'''Lisa:''' That's it! All we have to do is dig up the time capsule.
@@ Line 47: / Line 56: @@
 ----
 :'''Homer''': Listen, uh, I know you're a robot and incapable of emotion...
-:'''Bender''': ''(sobbing)'' It's true! I'm empty inside! ''(breaks down crying on the bar.)''
+:'''Bender''': ''[sobbing]'' It's true! I'm empty inside! ''[breaks down crying on the bar.]''
 ----
 :'''Lisa:''' Dad, we have beer in our time.
@@ Line 53: / Line 62: @@
 ----
 :'''Bender:''' There's a horse called Bender's Bounty. But my memory says he died during the race. That can't be true.
-:'''Announcer:''' <i>And way, way, way back is Bender's Bounty.</i>
+:'''Announcer:''' ''And way, way, way back is Bender's Bounty.''
-:'''Bender:''' ''(angrily)'' Damn it!
+:'''Bender:''' ''[angrily]'' Damn it!
 ----
 :'''[[Lou]]:''' ''[After he saw Bender killing a horse]'' Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there.
@@ Line 66: / Line 75: @@
 :'''Bart:''' Will you shut up?
 ----
-:''(Madison Cube Garden, containing the Bart creatures, is ejected into the void of space. Lisa, Leela, Zoidberg, Amy and Hermes cheer.)''
+:''[Madison Cube Garden, containing the Bart creatures, is ejected into the void of space. Lisa, Leela, Zoidberg, Amy and Hermes cheer.]''
 :'''Bart''': You realize you're cheering the death of millions of my children.
-:''(Lisa, Leela, Zoidberg, Amy and Hermes cheer.)''
+:''[Lisa, Leela, Zoidberg, Amy and Hermes cheer louder.]''
 {{Season 26|Q}}

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Opposites A-Frack|Blazed and Confused}}
 :'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[After having seen Bender falling off the storm]'' What the hell was that?
 :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.
@@ Line 17: / Line 20: @@
 :'''Bender:''' I don't know. You die?
 :'''Homer:''' Oh... my... God. He's telling the truth. I have to take you to our civic leaders.
 ----
 :'''Homer:''' Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bro-Mance?
@@ Line 41: / Line 45: @@
 :'''Leela:''' In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.
 :'''Professor Fransworth:''' Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.
 ----
 :'''Lisa:''' Dad, we have beer in our time.
@@ Line 46: / Line 53: @@
 ----
 :'''Bender:''' There's a horse called Bender's Bounty. But my memory says he died during the race. That can't be true.
-:'''ANNOUNCER:''' <i>And way, way, way back is Bender's Bounty.</i>
+:'''Announcer:''' <i>And way, way, way back is Bender's Bounty.</i>
 :'''Bender:''' ''(angrily)'' Damn it!
 ----
@@ Line 58: / Line 65: @@
 :'''Lisa:''' They're evolving. Wow. That's a first for you, Bart.
 :'''Bart:''' Will you shut up?
 {{Season 26|Q}}

@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 ----
 :'''Homer:''' Don't drink my loved ones!
-:'''Bender:''' Bite my shiny metal ass!
+:'''[[Bender]]:''' Bite my shiny metal ass!
 :'''Homer:''' A robot! With a catchphrase!
 :'''Bart:''' Hey Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?
@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 ----
 :'''Homer:''' Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bro-Mance?
-:'''[[Bender]]:''' Ro-Mance.
+:'''Bender:''' Ro-Mance.
 :'''Homer:''' You future guys have a word for everything... pal.
 ----

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Opposites A-Frack|Blazed and Confused}}
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' ''(After see Bender fall off the storm)'' What the hell was that?
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[After having seen Bender falling off the storm]'' What the hell was that?
 :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.
 ----
-:'''Bender:''' ''(After get hit by Homer and thud on the ground)'' Bite my shiny metal ass!
+:'''Bender:''' ''[After getting hit by Homer and thud on the ground]'' Bite my shiny metal ass!
-:'''Homer:''' A robot with a catchphrase!
+:'''Homer:''' A robot! With a catchphrase!
-:'''Bart:''' Hey, Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?
+:'''Bart:''' Hey Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?
 ----
 :'''Homer:''' Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bro-Mance?
@@ Line 14: / Line 14: @@
 :'''Homer:''' You future guys have a word for everything... pal.
 ----
-:'''[[Leela]]:''' ''(After see Homer's alive through Bender hologram ass-projector)'' You lied to me, Bender! Homer Simpson's still alive!
+:'''[[Leela]]:''' ''[After see Homer's alive through Bender hologram ass-projector]'' You lied to me, Bender! Homer Simpson's still alive!
 :'''[[Fry]]:''' Come on, Bender, stabbity-stabbity.
-:'''Lisa:''' ''(to Fry on the hologram)'' Wait! Stop! Why must you kill my dad? Especially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you.
+:'''Lisa:''' ''[to Fry on the hologram]'' Wait! Stop! Why must you kill my dad? Specially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you.
 ----
 :'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Professor, you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could figure something out.
@@ Line 30: / Line 30: @@
 :'''Homer:''' Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years.
 ----
-:'''[[Lou]]:''' ''(After he saw Bender killing a horse)'' Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there.
+:'''[[Lou]]:''' ''[After he saw Bender killing a horse]'' Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there.
 :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Oh, a 608... Lou, can't you just let me enjoy my day off?
 :'''Lou:''' Why are you dressed in your uniform, then?
 :'''Chief Wiggum:''' 'Cause they're the only clothes that fit me. You happy? Happy?
 ----
 :'''Lisa:''' They're evolving. Wow. That's a first for you, Bart.