Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire/Quotes - Revision history

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86.142.250.135 at 18:21, December 14, 2015

2015-12-14T18:21:06Z

86.142.250.135: Added a bit of poop-tacular(tm) context to a quote that's not funny (just weird) without any - a constructive edit despite the silly summary

2015-12-14T18:20:04Z

Added a bit of poop-tacular(tm) context to a quote that's not funny (just weird) without any - a constructive edit despite the silly summary

FatHomer at 19:28, October 5, 2015

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 {{qf|Homer}} Err... ''"Rudolph, get your nose over here,''
 :''So you can guide my sleigh... today."''
-{{qf|[[Abraham Simpson|Abe]]}} Oh, Homer...
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Oh, Homer...
 {{qf|Family}} ''Then all the reindeer loved him,''
 :''And they shouted out with glee:''

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 :''[Bart is singing in the school choir, so Marge cannot hear him individually]''
-{{qf|[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]}} Isn't Bart sweet, Homer? He sings like an angel.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Isn't Bart sweet, Homer? He sings like an angel.
-{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} ''[close up, singing]'' Oh, Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke its wheel, and the Joker got awa- ''[he is cut off.]''
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[close up, singing]'' Oh, Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke its wheel, and the Joker got awa- ''[he is cut off.]''
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 {{qf|Bart}} Aw, come on, Dad, this could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's going to happen to us.
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 :''[Marge turns on the Christmas lights, and the results are less than spectacular. One bulb even blows out]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Well, what do you think kids? Beauty, isn't it?
-{{qf|[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]}} Nice try, Dad.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Nice try, Dad.
 {{qf|Bart}} Ugh...
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|TV Simpsons|Bart the Genius|Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire}}
-:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]: '''How many grades does this school have?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} How many grades does this school have?
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 :''[Bart is singing in the school choir, so Marge cannot hear him individually]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[buying a chewtoy for Maggie]'' It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.
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-:'''Homer''' ''[trying to remember the name of [[Santa]]'s reindeer]'': Dasher, Dancer... Prancer... Nixon, Comet, Cupid... Donna Dixon?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[trying to remember the name of [[Santa]]'s reindeer]'': Dasher, Dancer... Prancer... Nixon, Comet, Cupid... Donna Dixon?
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 {{qf|Marge}} This is the best gift of all, Homer.

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 :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]: '''How many grades does this school have?
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 :''[Bart is singing in the school choir, so Marge cannot hear him individually]''
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 {{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} ''[close up, singing]'' Oh, Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke its wheel, and the Joker got awa- ''[he is cut off.]''
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-{{qf|Bart}} Aw, come on Dad, this could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's going to happen to us.
+{{qf|Bart}} Aw, come on, Dad, this could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's going to happen to us.
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, all right. Who's Tiny Tim?
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 {{qf|Marge}} You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
-{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, if you want one you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, if you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Alright, children. Let me have those letters and I'll send them to Santa's workshop in the North Pole.
-{{qf|Bart}} Oh please, there's only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name ain't Santa.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, please, there's only one fat guy that brings us presents and his name ain't Santa.
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 {{qf|Marge}} ''[writing]'' Dear Friends of the Simpson Family, We had some sadness and some gladness this year. First the sadness: our little cat Snowball was unexpectedly run over and went to Kitty Heaven. But we bought a new little cat, Snowball II, so I guess life goes on. Speaking of life going on, Grampa is still with us, feisty as ever. Maggie is walking by herself, Lisa got straight A's and Bart... well, we love Bart. The magic of the season has touched us all. Homer sends his love. Happy Holidays, The Simpsons.
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 {{qf|Tattoo Removal Technician}} ''[turning on laser]'' Now whatever you do boy, don't squirm. You don't want to get this sucker near your eye or groin.
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-{{qf|Bart}} Hey Santa, what's shakin' man?
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey, Santa, what's shakin' man?
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[as Santa]'' What's your name, Bart-ner... er... little partner?
 {{qf|Bart}} I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
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 :'''Homer''' ''[trying to remember the name of [[Santa]]'s reindeer]'': Dasher, Dancer... Prancer... Nixon, Comet, Cupid... Donna Dixon?
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 {{qf|Marge}} This is the best gift of all, Homer.
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 {{qf|Bart}} And if he runs away, he'll be easy to catch.
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''[as Santa, while he is walking out of his 'workshop']'' Hey little kids! Santa's back! Ho! Ho! ''[hits his head on the doorway]'' D'oh! Dammit to---
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[as Santa, while he is walking out of his 'workshop']'' Hey, little kids! Santa's back! Ho! Ho! ''[hits his head on the doorway]'' D'oh! Dammit to---
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 :''[Homer falls off the roof whilst trying to hang Christmas lights]''
-{{qf|Homer}} Alright kids, prepare to be dazzled. Marge! Turn on the juice!
+{{qf|Homer}} Alright, kids, prepare to be dazzled. Marge! Turn on the juice!
 :''[Marge turns on the Christmas lights, and the results are less than spectacular. One bulb even blows out]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Well, what do you think kids? Beauty, isn't it?

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 :''[Bart is singing in the school choir, so Marge cannot hear him individually]''
 {{qf|[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]}} Isn't Bart sweet, Homer? He sings like an angel.
-{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} ''[close up, singing]'' Oh, Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke its wheel, and the Joker got awa- (he is cut off.)
+{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} ''[close up, singing]'' Oh, Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile broke its wheel, and the Joker got awa- ''[he is cut off.]''
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 {{qf|Bart}} Aw, come on Dad, this could be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's going to happen to us.
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 :''You'll go down in history!"''
 {{qf|Bart}} Like Attila the Hu&mdash;
-{{qf|Homer}} Why, you little--! (strangles Bart)
+{{qf|Homer}} Why, you little--! ''[strangles Bart]''
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