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 {{qf|Adam}} No, you're too kind. And wise, and righteous... I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend.
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-{{qf|God}} Well, I'd better skedaddle. Oh, there's one more weensy little thing -- you see that tree over there? I hate to be a bossy Betty, but I have to forbid you to eat its fruit.
+{{qf|God}} Well, I'd better skedaddle. Oh, there's one more weensy little thing—you see that tree over there? I hate to be a bossy Betty, but I have to forbid you to eat its fruit.
 {{qf|Adam}} No problem, Lord. And it would be even easier to avoid that temptation if I had a few extra wives.
 {{qf|[[Marge]] as [[Eve]]}} ''[annoyed murmur]''
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 {{qf|Pharaoh}} Well, I say good riddance to bad rubbish.
 {{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} Okay, but who's gonna build your pyramids?
-{{qf|Pharaoh}} Well, we cou-- After them!
+{{qf|Pharaoh}} Well, we cou—After them!
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 {{qf|[[Milhouse]] as [[Moses]]}} Well, Lisa, we're out of Egypt. So, what's next for the Israelites? Land of milk and honey?

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-{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Now, I'm not saying [[Jezebel]]'s easy, but before she moved to Sodom, it was known for its pottery!
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]] as [[God]]}} Hi-diddly-ho, paradise dwellers!
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-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What say you now, [[Goliath]]? Without your hair, you no longer possess your fantastic strength!
+{{qf|God}} Well, I'd better skedaddle. Oh, there's one more weensy little thing -- you see that tree over there? I hate to be a bossy Betty, but I have to forbid you to eat its fruit.
-{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} That's Samson, idiot!
+{{qf|Adam}} No problem, Lord. And it would be even easier to avoid that temptation if I had a few extra wives.
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I shall cut the pie in half ''[does so]'' and each man will get... death.
+{{qf|Eve}} Oh, how cute. Let's call this little guy a "groundhog..."
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-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Now, I'm not saying [[Jezebel]]'s easy, but before she moved to Sodom, it was known for its pottery!
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Now, I'm not saying [[Jezebel]]'s easy, but before she moved to Sodom, it was known for its pottery!
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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} What say you now, [[Goliath]]? Without your hair, you no longer possess your fantastic strength!

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-:'''[[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]]: '''"Now, I'm not saying Jezebel's easy, but before she moved to Sodom, it was known for its pottery!"
+:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Now, I'm not saying [[Jezebel]]'s easy, but before she moved to Sodom, it was known for its pottery!
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-{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} "What say you now, Goliath? Without your hair, you no longer possess your fantastic strength! "
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} What say you now, [[Goliath]]? Without your hair, you no longer possess your fantastic strength!
-{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]}} "That's Samson, idiot!"
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} That's Samson, idiot!
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I shall cut the pie in half (does so) and each man will get... death.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I shall cut the pie in half ''[does so]'' and each man will get... death.
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-[[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]]: Now, I'm not saying Jezebel's easy, but before she moved to Sodom, it was known for its pottery!
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+:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]:''' "What say you now, Goliath? Without your hair, you no longer possess your fantastic strength! "
 Nelson: Let my proclamation go forth across the land! Ha, ha!
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