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SolarBot: /* top */replaced: Sharry Bobbins → Shary Bobbins (3)

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Smiley12 at 06:01, September 9, 2011

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 {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Balderdash. This is the silliest load of... Ooh, look at it fly. Whee!
 :''[dark storm clouds start to float into view]''
-{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Look at me, Smithers, I feel practically superduperfragicaliexpiala-dohhh, ohhhhh!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Look at me, Smithers, I feel practically superduperfragicaliexpiala-dohhh, ohhhhh!
 :''[lightning strikes the kite, electrocuting Burns]''
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hm. What's this strange sensation in my chest?

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 {{qf|Shary Bobbins}} Oh, Mr. Burns, I think you'll find all life's problems just float away when you're flying a kite.
-{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Balderdash. This is the silliest load of... Ooh, look at it fly. Whee! Look at me, Smithers, I feel practically superduperfragicaliexpiala-dohhhh!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Balderdash. This is the silliest load of... Ooh, look at it fly. Whee!
 :''[lightning strikes the kite, electrocuting Burns]''
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Hm. What's this strange sensation in my chest?

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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} A nanny?!
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} But how am I supposed to pay for that?
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We'll find a way. Mom has made so many sacrifices for us -- it's time we gave up something for her. I'll stop buying [[Malibu Stacy]] clothing.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We'll find a way. Mom has made so many sacrifices for us—it's time we gave up something for her. I'll stop buying [[Malibu Stacy]] clothing.
 {{qf|Bart}} And I'll take up smoking and give that up.
 {{qf|Homer}} Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.
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 {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Put me down for one of each.
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-{{qf|Homer}} Okay. Question two -- who was your last employer?
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay. Question two—who was your last employer?
 {{qf|Shary Bobbins}} Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex.
 {{qf|Homer}} Marge, do we know them?
 {{qf|Marge}} No.
-{{qf|Homer}} Come on -- isn't he the guy I bowl with? The black guy?
+{{qf|Homer}} Come on—isn't he the guy I bowl with? The black guy?
 {{qf|Marge}} That's [[Carl]].
 {{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah. So, you worked for Carl, eh?

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Mountain of Madness|The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show}}
-{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} And now for our parody of ''Mad About You'' called, Mad About ''Shoe''. ''[goes to a bed with a giant shoe in it]'' Hey baby, let's kiss, no tongue.
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Hey Hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater and, uh... ''[sees the KKK sign behind him]'' KKK?! That's not good. ''[laughs nervously]''
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-{{qf|Krusty}} And now, Gerald Ford!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her... during the commercial.
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-{{qf|TV Announcer}} And now let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson in his short lived stint replacing [[Andy Griffith]] on ''[[The Andy Griffith Show]]''.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} A nanny?!
-{{qf|[[Bernard Fife]]}} Where's Otis? He not in his cell.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} But how am I supposed to pay for that?
-{{qf|[[Charles]]}} I shot him.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} We'll find a way. Mom has made so many sacrifices for us -- it's time we gave up something for her. I'll stop buying [[Malibu Stacy]] clothing.
-{{qf|Bernard Fife}} Well that's just...you WHAT?!
+{{qf|Bart}} And I'll take up smoking and give that up.
-{{qf|Charles}} Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop... to fix Emmett.
+{{qf|Homer}} Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[singing]'' Shut up Flanders!
+{{qf|[[Kearney]]}} I'm here about the nanny job. I'll keep a watchful eye on your kids, and if they get out of line-Pow!
-{{qf|[[Ned]]}} ''[singing]'' Okeli-dokeli-do!
+{{qf|Homer}} I like him!
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-{{qf|[[Shary Bobbins]]}} Hello, I'm Shary Bobbins.
+{{qf|[[Shary Bobbins]]}} Hello. I'm Shary Bobbins.
-{{qf|Homer}} Did you say Mary Pop—?
+{{qf|Homer}} Did you say Mary Pop--
-{{qf|Shary Bobbins}} No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.
+{{qf|Shary Bobbins}} No. I definitely did not. I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck. Now, as your nanny, I'll do everything from telling stories to changing diapers.
 {{Season 8|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Mountain of Madness|The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show}}
-{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} And now for our parody of ''Mad About You'' called, Mad About ''Shoe''.
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} And now for our parody of ''Mad About You'' called, Mad About ''Shoe''. ''[goes to a bed with a giant shoe in it]'' Hey baby, let's kiss, no tongue.
-:''[goes to a bed with a giant shoe in it]''
+:''[Audience boos.]''
-:Hey baby, let's kiss, no tongue.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Ugh, You're not going to like our ''N.Y.P.D Shoe'' sketch... it's pretty much the same thing.
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 {{qf|Krusty}} And now, Gerald Ford!
-:''Gerald Ford appears''
+:''[Gerald Ford appears.]''
 {{qf|[[Gerald Ford]]}} Thank you for having me, Krusty.
 {{qf|Krusty}} Thank you for coming. All the good presidents were busy! So, how are things with Nancy?
 {{qf|Gerald Ford}} Betty!
-:''Ford gives speech while Krusty makes faces behind him and crawl repeats BORING!''
+:''[Ford gives speech while Krusty makes faces behind him and crawl repeats BORING!]''
 {{qf|Gerald Ford}} Now I would like to speak about something that is very important. The Boy Scouts of America have been molding men for generations but their membership has declined in recent years. I encourage all boys to consider...
-:''Gerald Ford sees Krusty making faces''
+:''[Gerald Ford sees Krusty making faces.]''
 {{qf|Gerald Ford}} What are you doing?
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-{{qf|TV Announcer}} And now let's take a look at a young [[wikipedia:Charles Bronson|Charles Bronson]] in his short lived stint replacing [[wikipedia:Andy Griffith|Andy Griffith]] on ''The Andy Griffith Show''.
+{{qf|TV Announcer}} And now let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson in his short lived stint replacing [[Andy Griffith]] on ''[[The Andy Griffith Show]]''.
 {{qf|[[Bernard Fife]]}} Where's Otis? He not in his cell.
 {{qf|[[Charles]]}} I shot him.
 {{qf|Bernard Fife}} Well that's just...you WHAT?!
-{{qf|Charles}} Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop...to fix Emmett.
+{{qf|Charles}} Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop... to fix Emmett.
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[singing]'' Shut up Flanders!

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 :'''[[Ned]]''' ''(singing)'': Okeli-dokeli-do!
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-:'''[[Sharry Bobbins]]''': Hello, I'm Sharry Bobbins.
+:'''[[Shary Bobbins]]''': Hello, I'm Shary Bobbins.
 :'''Homer''': Did you say Mary Pop—?
-:'''Sharry Bobbins''': No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.
+:'''Shary Bobbins''': No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.
 {{Season 8|Q}}

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 :'''TV Announcer''': "And now let's take a look at a young [[wikipedia:Charles Bronson|Charles Bronson]] in his short lived stint replacing [[wikipedia:Andy Griffith|Andy Griffith]] on ''The Andy Griffith Show''."
-:'''[[Don Knots]]''': "Where's Otis? He not in his cell."
+:'''[[Bernard Fife]]''': "Where's Otis? He not in his cell."
 :'''[[Charles]]''': "I shot him."
-:'''Don''': "Well that's just...you WHAT?!"
+:'''Bernard Fife''': "Well that's just...you WHAT?!"
 :'''Charles''': "Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop...to fix Emmett."
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 :'''Krusty''': And now, Gerald Ford!
 :''Gerald Ford appears''
-:'''Gerald Ford''': Thank you for having me, Krusty.
+:'''[[Gerald Ford]]''': Thank you for having me, Krusty.
 :'''Krusty''': Thank you for coming. All the good presidents were busy! So, how are things with Nancy?
 :'''Gerald Ford''': Betty!
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 :'''TV Announcer''': "And now let's take a look at a young [[wikipedia:Charles_Bronson|Charles Bronson]] in his short lived stint replacing [[wikipedia:Andy_Griffith|Andy Griffith]] on ''The Andy Griffith Show''."
-:'''Don Knots''': "Where's Otis? He not in his cell."
+:'''[[Don Knots]]''': "Where's Otis? He not in his cell."
-:'''Charles''': "I shot him."
+:'''[[Charles]]''': "I shot him."
 :'''Don''': "Well that's just...you WHAT?!"
 :'''Charles''': "Now I'm going down to Emmett's Fix-It-Shop...to fix Emmett."
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-:'''Sharry Bobbins''': Hello, I'm Sharry Bobbins.
+:'''[[Sharry Bobbins]]''': Hello, I'm Sharry Bobbins.
 :'''Homer''': Did you say Mary Pop—?
 :'''Sharry Bobbins''': No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.
 {{Season 8 Q}}