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WebkinzMania at 19:30, May 30, 2012

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 {{qf|Homer}} I'm stuck in that dead-end job again. The kids are gonna hate me 'cause I can't buy 'em all the stuff I promised 'em. And you're not gonna love me as much 'cause I'm ugly and bald!
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer. Your job has always put food on our table, and the kids will get over it.
-{{qf|Homer}} And? What about ...  ''[he trails off]''
+{{qf|Homer}} And? What about ... ''[he trails off]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer ... come here. ''[breaks into song]'' You are so beautiful, to me.
 :''[They cuddle while she sings the rest of the song for Homer.]''
 {{Season 2|Q}}

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 :'''Game show host''': Okay, we will be back with more ''[[Grade School Challenge]]'' after this important message.
 ----
-:''[After seeing a [[Dimoxinil]] ad on TV, [[Homer]] talks to [[Dr. H. Boyle]] at the [[Hair Clinic]] and is crestfallen to learn that it costs a thousand dollars.]''
+:''[After seeing a [[Dimoxinil]] ad on TV, Homer talks to [[Dr. H. Boyle]] at the [[Hair Clinic]] and is crestfallen to learn that it costs a thousand dollars.]''
 :'''Homer''': A thousand bucks!? I can't afford that!
 :'''Boyle''': Hmmmm ... Well, we do have a product which is more in your price range. However ...
@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 :'''Boyle''': ''[continuing]'' I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental. [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season2/delilah4.mp3 audio clip]
 ----
-:''[At the plant, [[Homer]] grumbles about the high cost of Dimoxinil.]''
+:''[At the plant, Homer grumbles about the high cost of Dimoxinil.]''
 :'''[[Lenny]]''': Homer, don't be a sap ''all'' your life. Just fill out a few medical insurance forms creatively. Charge that Dimoxinil stuff to the company.
-:'''Homer''': But it's a thousand bucks. [[Charles Montgomery Burns|Burns]] would can my butt in no time flat.
+:'''Homer''': But it's a thousand bucks. Burns would can my butt in no time flat.
 :'''Lenny''': ''[mockingly]'' Oooohhh. A thousand bucks. So what? To Mr. Burns, that's one less ivory backscratcher.
 ----
-:''[After thinking it over, [[Homer]] returns to the Hair Clinic and talks to Dr. Boyle again.]''
+:''[After thinking it over, Homer returns to the Hair Clinic and talks to Dr. Boyle again.]''
 :'''Homer''': ''[hesitantly]'' Uuuhhh ... I'd like to charge that Dimoxinil stuff to my health insurance.
 :'''Boyle''': ''[loudly and angrily]'' Look, buddy, I don't know who put you up to this, but no insurance plan in this state covers something as frivolous as Dimoxinil!
@@ Line 38: / Line 38: @@
 :'''Boyle''': ''[whispering under the music]'' Meet me in the alley in fifteen minutes. Come alone.
 ----
-:''[The Dimoxinil works and [[Homer]] now has hair. At work, he has been promoted to executive and is in his new office interviewing candidates for a secretarial job.]''
+:''[The Dimoxinil works and Homer now has hair. At work, he has been promoted to executive and is in his new office interviewing candidates for a secretarial job.]''
 :'''Homer''': Besides typing and stuff, do you have any other qualifications I should know about?
 :'''[[Sexy Assistant|Attractive Woman Candidate]]''': I give great backubs to haired executives. ''[seductively]'' Here, let me show you.
 :''[She steps toward Homer, obviously putting him ill at ease.]''
 :'''Homer''': No, no! That'll be fine. Thank you. Goodbye.
-:''[She leaves. Just then, [[Marge]] phones Homer.]''
+:''[She leaves. Just then, Marge phones Homer.]''
 :'''Marge''': ''[on phone]'' Hello, Homie. How's my big important executive?
 :'''Homer''': Oh, Marge. Every woman I interview for the secretary job makes kissy faces at me.
-:''[Marge grumbles. [[Karl]] comes into Homer's office.]''
+:''[Marge grumbles. Karl comes into Homer's office.]''
 :'''Karl''': Hello, Mr. Simpson. I'm Karl.
 :'''Marge''': ''[on phone]'' He sounds good. Hire him!
@@ Line 57: / Line 57: @@
 :'''Karl''': You did. You told me with the way you slump your shoulders. The way you talk into your chest. The way you smother yourself in bargain-basement lime-green polyester! I want you to say to yourself, "I deserve this. I love it. I am nature's greatest miracle!" Go ahead, say it.
 :'''Homer''': ''[after a few bumbling attempts]'' I deserve this! I AM NATURE'S GREATEST MIRACLE!
-:'''Karl''': I'll need three weeks' vacation and moving expenses.
+:'''[[Karl]]''': I'll need three weeks' vacation and moving expenses.
 :'''Homer''': You got it, buddy!
 :'''Karl''': Let's go shopping!
 ----
-:''[Sign at The [[Royal Majesty for the Obese or Gangly Gentleman]], the store where [[Karl]] takes [[Homer]] to upgrade his wardrobe: '''''YOU RIP IT, YOU BUY IT.''''']''
+:''[Sign at The [[Royal Majesty for the Obese or Gangly Gentleman]], the store where Karl takes Homer to upgrade his wardrobe: '''''YOU RIP IT, YOU BUY IT.''''']''
 ----
-:''[In an attempt to grow a beatnik beard, [[Bart]] has managed to waste [[Homer]]'s entire supply of Dimoxinil.]''
+:''[In an attempt to grow a beatnik beard, Bart has managed to waste Homer's entire supply of Dimoxinil.]''
 :'''Homer:''' ''[strangling Bart]'' BOY! MUST! DIE!
 :'''Bart:''' I love you, Dad!
@@ Line 69: / Line 69: @@
 :'''Bart:''' It is?!
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-:''[After [[Smithers]] inspects the personnel files, he discovers that [[Homer]] charged the Dimoxinil to the company, and tells [[Mr. Burns]].]''
+:''[After Smithers inspects the personnel files, he discovers that Homer charged the Dimoxinil to the company, and tells Mr. Burns.]''
-:'''Mr. Burns''': BLAST HIS HIDE TO HADES!! And I was going to buy that ivory backscratcher!
+:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': BLAST HIS HIDE TO HADES!! And I was going to buy that ivory backscratcher!
 ----
-:''[Now without hair, [[Homer]] has a crisis of confidence just before he's due to make a big presentation. [[Karl]] tries to give him a boost.]''
+:''[Now without hair, Homer has a crisis of confidence just before he's due to make a big presentation. Karl tries to give him a boost.]''
 :'''Karl''': Don't you see? The tartar sauce, the bathroom key, drying your boss's hands — you did it all. It was never the hair. You did it because you believed you could and you still can!
 :'''Homer''': No, I can't. I'm just a big fool.
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 :''[Homer growls and charges out the door. As he leaves, Karl pats him on the behind.]''
 ----
-:''[After [[Homer]]'s speech fails, [[Mr. Burns]] demotes him back to his old job. Crushed, Homer tells [[Marge]] about it.]''
+:''[After Homer's speech fails, Mr. Burns demotes him back to his old job. Crushed, Homer tells Marge about it.]''
 :'''Homer''': I'm stuck in that dead-end job again. The kids are gonna hate me 'cause I can't buy 'em all the stuff I promised 'em. And you're not gonna love me as much 'cause I'm ugly and bald!
 :'''Marge''': Oh, Homer. Your job has always put food on our table, and the kids will get over it.

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 :'''Game show host''': "Okay, the capital of North Dakota is named after what German ruler?"
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 :'''Homer''': "I was right!"
 :'''Game show host''': "Okay, we will be back with more ''[[Grade School Challenge]]'' after this important message."
+----
 :''[After seeing a [[Dimoxinil]] ad on TV, [[Homer]] talks to [[Dr. H. Boyle]] at the [[Hair Clinic]] and is crestfallen to learn that it costs a thousand dollars.]''
 :'''Homer: '''"A thousand bucks!? I can't afford that!"
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 :''[Dr. Boyle pulls out a giant jug labeled "Hair in a Drum," priced at $19.95.]''
 :'''Boyle''': ''[continuing]'' "I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental." [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season2/delilah4.mp3 audio clip]
+----
 :''[At the plant, [[Homer]] grumbles about the high cost of Dimoxinil.]''
 :'''[[Lenny]]''': "Homer, don't be a sap ''all'' your life. Just fill out a few medical insurance forms creatively. Charge that Dimoxinil stuff to the company."
 :'''Homer''': "But it's a thousand bucks. [[Charles Montgomery Burns|Burns]] would can my butt in no time flat."
 :'''Lenny''': ''[mockingly]'' "Oooohhh. A thousand bucks. So what? To Mr. Burns, that's one less ivory backscratcher."
+----
 :''[After thinking it over, [[Homer]] returns to the Hair Clinic and talks to Dr. Boyle again.]''
 :'''Homer''': ''[hesitantly]'' "Uuuhhh ... I'd like to charge that Dimoxinil stuff to my health insurance."
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 :''[Dr. Boyle turns on a stereo, which plays "Mexican Hat Dance," and turns the volume up.]''
 :'''Boyle''': ''[whispering under the music]'' "Meet me in the alley in fifteen minutes. Come alone."
+----
 :''[The Dimoxinil works and [[Homer]] now has hair. At work, he has been promoted to executive and is in his new office interviewing candidates for a secretarial job.]''
 :'''Homer''': "Besides typing and stuff, do you have any other qualifications I should know about?"
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 :'''Homer''': "You got it, buddy!"
 :'''Karl''': "Let's go shopping!"
+----
 :''[Sign at The [[Royal Majesty for the Obese or Gangly Gentleman]], the store where [[Karl]] takes [[Homer]] to upgrade his wardrobe: '''''YOU RIP IT, YOU BUY IT.''''']''
+----
 :''[In an attempt to grow a beatnik beard, [[Bart]] has managed to waste [[Homer]]'s entire supply of Dimoxinil.]''
 :'''Homer:''' ''[strangling Bart]'' "BOY! MUST! DIE!"
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 :'''Homer:''' "D'oh! ''[stops strangling]'' Dirty trick. Okay, I'm not going to kill you, but I'm going to tell you three things that are gonna haunt you for the rest of your days. You've ruined your father, you've crippled your family, and ''[louder]'' BALDNESS IS HEREDITARY!"
 :'''Bart:''' "It is?!"
+----
 :''[After [[Smithers]] inspects the personnel files, he discovers that [[Homer]] charged the Dimoxinil to the company, and tells [[Mr. Burns]].]''
 :'''Mr. Burns''': "BLAST HIS HIDE TO HADES!! And I was going to buy that ivory backscratcher!"
+----
 :''[Now without hair, [[Homer]] has a crisis of confidence just before he's due to make a big presentation. [[Karl]] tries to give him a boost.]''
 :'''Karl''': "Don't you see? The tartar sauce, the bathroom key, drying your boss's hands -- you did it all. It was never the hair. You did it because you believed you could and you still can!"
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 :'''Karl''': "Now go get 'em, tiger!"
 :''[Homer growls and charges out the door. As he leaves, Karl pats him on the behind.]''
+----
 :''[After [[Homer]]'s speech fails, [[Mr. Burns]] demotes him back to his old job. Crushed, Homer tells [[Marge]] about it.]''
 :'''Homer''': "I'm stuck in that dead-end job again. The kids are gonna hate me 'cause I can't buy 'em all the stuff I promised 'em. And you're not gonna love me as much 'cause I'm ugly and bald!"
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 :''[They cuddle while she sings the rest of the song for Homer.]''
 {{Season 2|Q}}

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