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*Homer: Alright, alright, mellow out everyone. The captain will know what to do.
Barney: You just shot the captain out of the torpedo tube!!
Homer: D'OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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 {{qf|Barney}} Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my best friend. I'm joining too.
 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my two best customers. I'm joining too.
-{{qf|[[Apu]]}} And although my religion strictly forbids military service -- what the hey, I'm in too.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} And although my religion strictly forbids military service—what the hey, I'm in too.
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 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Good luck, Dad. Although I am morally opposed to the military-industrial complex of which you are now a part.
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 {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Hey, Bart, check out my new earring! Pretty cool, huh?
-{{qf|Bart}} Milhouse, my mom wears earrings -- do you think she's cool?
+{{qf|Bart}} Milhouse, my mom wears earrings—do you think she's cool?
 {{qf|Milhouse}} No, I think she's hot! Sorry, it just slipped out.
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|This Little Wiggy|The Trouble with Trillions}}
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' You did this? How could you be so irresponsible?
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} You did this? How could you be so irresponsible?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' It's my first day.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} It's my first day.
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day. Very well, carry on.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day. Very well, carry on.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Uh, sir, that's Homer Simpson. He's been working here for ten years.
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Uh, sir, that's Homer Simpson. He's been working here for ten years.
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh, really? Why did you think you could lie to me?
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh, really? Why did you think you could lie to me?
-:'''Homer:''' It's my first day.
+{{qf|Homer}} It's my first day.
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Well, why didn't you say- Whoa! You're fired!
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, why didn't you say- Whoa! You're fired!
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-:'''Homer:''' Well, guys, I won't be seeing you for a while.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, guys, I won't be seeing you for a while.
-:'''[[Barney]]:''' Where are you going?
+{{qf|[[Barney]]}} Where are you going?
-:'''Homer:''' I've joined the naval reserve.
+{{qf|Homer}} I've joined the naval reserve.
-:'''Barney:''' Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my best friend. I'm joining too.
+{{qf|Barney}} Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my best friend. I'm joining too.
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my two best customers. I'm joining too.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my two best customers. I'm joining too.
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' And although my religion strictly forbids military service -- what the hey, I'm in too.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} And although my religion strictly forbids military service -- what the hey, I'm in too.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Good luck, Dad. Although I am morally opposed to the military-industrial complex of which you are now a part.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Good luck, Dad. Although I am morally opposed to the military-industrial complex of which you are now a part.
-:'''Homer:''' Aw, that's sweet, honey. I'll bring you back a hat.
+{{qf|Homer}} Aw, that's sweet, honey. I'll bring you back a hat.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Homer, bring me back a torpedo.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, Homer, bring me back a torpedo.
-:'''Homer:''' No.
+{{qf|Homer}} No.
-:'''Bart:''' But Flanders got his kids torpedoes.
+{{qf|Bart}} But Flanders got his kids torpedoes.
-:'''Homer:''' Oh, he did, did he? I'll show him! I'll bring you a weapon of unimaginable destructive power!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, he did, did he? I'll show him! I'll bring you a weapon of unimaginable destructive power!
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-:'''[[Drill instructor]]:''' All right, Simpson. I don't like you and you don't like me --
+{{qf|[[Drill instructor]]}} All right, Simpson. I don't like you and you don't like me --
-:'''Homer:''' I like you.
+{{qf|Homer}} I like you.
-:'''Drill instructor:''' Um, all right. You like me, but I don't like you!
+{{qf|Drill instructor}} Um, all right. You like me, but I don't like you!
-:'''Homer:''' Maybe you would like me if you got to know me.
+{{qf|Homer}} Maybe you would like me if you got to know me.
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-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Hey, Bart, check out my new earring! Pretty cool, huh?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Hey, Bart, check out my new earring! Pretty cool, huh?
-:'''Bart:''' Milhouse, my mom wears earrings -- do you think she's cool?
+{{qf|Bart}} Milhouse, my mom wears earrings -- do you think she's cool?
-:'''Milhouse:''' No, I think she's hot! Sorry, it just slipped out.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} No, I think she's hot! Sorry, it just slipped out.
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-:'''[[Principal Skinner]]:''' Young man, the school dress code specifically forbids the wearing of earrings... unless you're of gypsy extraction.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Young man, the school dress code specifically forbids the wearing of earrings... unless you're of gypsy extraction.
-:'''Milhouse:''' Uh, I'm a gypsy.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Uh, I'm a gypsy.
-:'''Skinner:''' Oh, really? Prove it.
+{{qf|Skinner}} Oh, really? Prove it.
-:'''Milhouse:''' Uh... I vant to suck your blood.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Uh... I vant to suck your blood.
-:'''Skinner:''' Nuh-uh, that's a vampire! But, uh, they're also covered. Carry on.
+{{qf|Skinner}} Nuh-uh, that's a vampire! But, uh, they're also covered. Carry on.
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-:'''Homer:''' Well, I guess that's everyone. Except earring-boy.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, I guess that's everyone. Except earring-boy.
-:'''Bart:''' Come on, Dad. Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were a kid?
+{{qf|Bart}} Come on, Dad. Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were a kid?
-:'''Homer:''' Well, when I was ten I got my ear pierced but this is completely different!
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, when I was ten I got my ear pierced but this is completely different!
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-:'''[[Captain Tenille]]:''' Ah Simpson, you're like the son I never had.
+{{qf|[[Captain Tenille]]}} Ah Simpson, you're like the son I never had.
-:'''Homer:''' And you're like the father I never visit.
+{{qf|Homer}} And you're like the father I never visit.
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-:'''[[Abraham Simpson]]:''' My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist... but he is not a porn star.
+{{qf|[[Abraham Simpson]]}} My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist... but he is not a porn star.
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-:'''Principal Skinner:''' Children, I'll be frank. In the event of nuclear war, we can only save our best and brightest. Therefore, space in the fallout shelter will be reserved for [[Lisa Simpson]], [[Martin Prince]], our championship kickball team, and [[Sherri]], but not [[Terri]].
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Children, I'll be frank. In the event of nuclear war, we can only save our best and brightest. Therefore, space in the fallout shelter will be reserved for [[Lisa Simpson]], [[Martin Prince]], our championship kickball team, and [[Sherri]], but not [[Terri]].
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-:'''Barney:''' Mayday! Mayday! The engine room has sprung a leak! It's filling up with a clear, non-alcoholic liquid.
+{{qf|Barney}} Mayday! Mayday! The engine room has sprung a leak! It's filling up with a clear, non-alcoholic liquid.
-:'''Homer:''' You mean water?
+{{qf|Homer}} You mean water?
-:'''Barney:''' Yeah, that's it. We've got a pinhole leak and there's no way to plug it!
+{{qf|Barney}} Yeah, that's it. We've got a pinhole leak and there's no way to plug it!
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-:'''Naval officer:''' Attention, Homer Simpson! You have ten seconds to explain your actions before we open fire!
+{{qf|Naval officer}} Attention, Homer Simpson! You have ten seconds to explain your actions before we open fire!
-:'''Homer:''' Uhhh... it's my first day!
+{{qf|Homer}} Uhhh... it's my first day!
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-:'''Marge:''' A dishonorable discharge! It's the best we could've hoped for.
+{{qf|Marge}} A dishonorable discharge! It's the best we could've hoped for.
-:'''Homer:''' You can't spell "dishonorable" without "honorable."
+{{qf|Homer}} You can't spell "dishonorable" without "honorable."
 {{Season 9|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|This Little Wiggy|The Trouble with Trillions}}
-:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': "Alright, alright, mellow out everyone. The [[Captain Tenille|captain]] will know what to do."
+:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' You did this? How could you be so irresponsible?
-:'''[[Barney Gumble|Barney]]''': "You just shot the captain out of the torpedo tube!"
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' It's my first day.
-:'''Homer''': "[[D'oh|D'OH]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
+:'''Mr. Burns:''' Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day. Very well, carry on.
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|This Little Wiggy|The Trouble with Trillions}}
-:'''Homer''': "Alright, alright, mellow out everyone. The captain will know what to do."
+:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': "Alright, alright, mellow out everyone. The [[Captain Tenille|captain]] will know what to do."
-:'''Barney''': "You just shot the captain out of the torpedo tube!"
+:'''[[Barney Gumble|Barney]]''': "You just shot the captain out of the torpedo tube!"
-:'''Homer''': "D'OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
+:'''Homer''': "[[D'oh|D'OH]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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+{{TabQ}}
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-*'''Homer''': Alright, alright, mellow out everyone. The captain will know what to do.<br />'''Barney''': You just shot the captain out of the torpedo tube!!<br />'''Homer''': D'OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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-*Homer: Alright, alright, mellow out everyone. The captain will know what to do.
+{{TabQ
-Barney: You just shot the captain out of the torpedo tube!!
+|episode = Simpson Tide
-Homer: D'OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+}}