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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|New kid}} It&#039;s my first day. Who&#039;s this Bart kid? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Martin_Prince" title="Martin Prince">Martin Prince</a>}} Oh, everyone knows Bart. He&#039;s the impish terror of teachers everywhere. {{qf|[...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|New kid}} It's my first day. Who's this Bart kid?<br /> {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Oh, everyone knows Bart. He's the impish terror of teachers everywhere.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} And I'm Lisa. I'm on the honor roll, the yearbook committee, and--<br /> {{qf|Martin}} She's Bart's sister.<br /> {{qf|New kid}} It must be great having such a cool brother!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|New prisoner}} I'm new. Who's that?<br /> {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Dude, that#s homicidal genius, Sideshow Bob.<br /> {{qf|[[Cecil Terwilliger]]}} I'm a homicidal genius, too. I almost flooded the entire town once!<br /> {{qf|Snake}} Bob's his brother.<br /> {{qf|New prisoner}} Wow! It's like you're {{W|Tito Jackson}}.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Cecil}} Excuse me. What about my parole hearing? When do I get one?<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} And you are?<br /> {{qf|Cecil}} Cecil Terwilliger.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Cecil... Cecile... Nope, looks like we never got around to processing you.<br /> {{qf|Cecil}} What?<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well, it was a busy day. We were booking that notorious criminal mastermind, Sideshow Bob.<br /> {{qf|Cecil}} What does this mean?<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} You're free to go, I guess. Oh, and since you weren't a prisoner you owe us a year's rent.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} We thought Bart was going to say something. Something about having [[Principal Skinner]]'s [[Agnes Skinner|mom]] arrested by the United Nations for crimes against humanity?<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} She was cleared of all charges eventually. And she got a trip to Geneva. But you're right. I'm sorry. I learned my lesson, and I'll never do it again. I'll apologize to her tomorrow.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge! The mail's here.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} So pick it up.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Aaaw! But there's bending involved.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} If you two can't share, then nobody gets the death threat!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Miss Hoover]]}} Lisa, stop that fingering! It's distracting!<br /> {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Ms. Hoover, is Lisa crazy?<br /> {{qf|Miss Hoover}} Possibly, Ralph, but like I told you when the rabid squirrel came in the window, they don't pay me enough to care.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Radio host}} We interrupt this day-long moment of silence for a list of the schools that will be permanently closed as of tomorrow. Lisa Simpson's school. That is all.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Freeze, Cecil B. De-Busted!<br /> {{qf|[[Eddie]]}} Man, good one Chief.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Thanks, Eddie! I thought of it in the car on the way over. It wasn't too much?<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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