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:(An egg hatches and a rhino comes out)
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Rhinos don't hatch from eggs.
:'''[[Homer]]''': What did you just see, Lisa?
:'''Lisa''': I know, but . . .
:'''Homer''': What did you just see?
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:'''Flight Attendant''': Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania.
:(Someone hands her a note)
:'''Flight Attendant''': Excuse me. It is now called New Zanzibar.
:(Someone hands her another note)
:'''Flight Attendant''': I'm sorry. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': I need this candy for school…candy class.
:'''Homer''': Well okay, but get five bags in case we say four on the way home.
:'''Lisa''': My teacher said I need cupcakes…cupcakes to learn.
:'''Homer''': In the cart.
:'''Bart''': I'm out of wine…
:'''Homer''': Cart
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:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': And you! Start over! I want everything in one bag.
:'''Bag Boy''': Yes, ma'am.
:'''Agnes Skinner''': But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
:'''Bag Boy''': I don't think that's possible...
:'''Agnes Skinner''': What are you, the "possible police"? Just do it!

{{Season 12 Q}}

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 {{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} You tell 'im, Jumbo! And you, start over. I want everything in one bag.
-{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Yes ma'am.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-Voiced Teen]]}} Yes ma'am.
 {{qf|Agnes}} But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
-{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} I don't think that's possible.
+{{qf|Squeaky-Voiced Teen}} I don't think that's possible.
 {{qf|Agnes}} What are you, the Possible Police? Just do it!
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 {{qf|Homer}} And on my free African safari, I want to do everything on this box. I want to shoot a lion in the face, fight [[Muhammad Ali]], and ride in a convertible with two happy zebras.
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-{{qf|Villager}} What is it, [[Ngongo]]?
+{{qf|Villager}} What is it, Ngongo?
-{{qf|Ngongo}} Evil is coming.
+{{qf|[[Ngongo]]}} Evil is coming.
 {{qf|Villager}} What shall we do, Ngongo?
 {{qf|Ngongo}} Eh... ''[panicky]'' You are Ngongo now.
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-{{qf|Flight attendant}} Attention, passengers. Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania. ''[gets handed a note]'' I'm sorry, it is now called New Zanzibar. ''[gets handed another note]'' Excuse me. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.
+{{qf|Flight attendant}} Attention, passengers. Please prepare for our landing in [[Tanzania]]. ''[gets handed a note]'' I'm sorry, it is now called New Zanzibar. ''[gets handed another note]'' Excuse me. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Who's Muntu?

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bye, Bye, Nerdie|Trilogy of Error}}
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' "Olive oil?" "Asparagus?" If your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} "Olive oil?" "Asparagus?" If your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I need this candy for school. Candy Class.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I need this candy for school. Candy Class.
-:'''Homer:''' Well, okay, but get five bags in case we eat four on the way home.
+{{qf|Homer}} Well, okay, but get five bags in case we eat four on the way home.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' My teacher said I need cupcakes. Cupcakes to learn.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} My teacher said I need cupcakes. Cupcakes to learn.
-:'''Homer:''' In the cart.
+{{qf|Homer}} In the cart.
-:'''Bart:''' I'm out of wine.
+{{qf|Bart}} I'm out of wine.
-:'''Homer:''' Cart.
+{{qf|Homer}} Cart.
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-:'''Homer:''' Wait, I changed my mind. Stack it in the order I'll eat it driving home.
+{{qf|Homer}} Wait, I changed my mind. Stack it in the order I'll eat it driving home.
-:'''Bag Boy:''' Sir, please. I've already bagged it by color, and in order of each item's discovery by man.
+{{qf|Bag Boy}} Sir, please. I've already bagged it by color, and in order of each item's discovery by man.
-:'''Homer:''' The customer's always right. That's what everybody likes about us. Now mush!
+{{qf|Homer}} The customer's always right. That's what everybody likes about us. Now mush!
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-:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]:''' You tell 'im, Jumbo! And you, start over. I want everything in one bag.
+{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} You tell 'im, Jumbo! And you, start over. I want everything in one bag.
-:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]:''' Yes ma'am.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Yes ma'am.
-:'''Agnes:''' But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
+{{qf|Agnes}} But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
-:'''Squeaky-voiced teen:''' I don't think that's possible.
+{{qf|Squeaky-voiced teen}} I don't think that's possible.
-:'''Agnes:''' What are you, the Possible Police? Just do it!
+{{qf|Agnes}} What are you, the Possible Police? Just do it!
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-:'''Homer:''' So hungry... There's gotta be some food left. Sulfur jerky... Cream of toast... Where did we get all this crap?
+{{qf|Homer}} So hungry... There's gotta be some food left. Sulfur jerky... Cream of toast... Where did we get all this crap?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Most of it was sent by relatives who couldn't see very well.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Most of it was sent by relatives who couldn't see very well.
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-:'''Homer:''' And on my free African safari, I want to do everything on this box. I want to shoot a lion in the face, fight [[Muhammad Ali]], and ride in a convertible with two happy zebras.
+{{qf|Homer}} And on my free African safari, I want to do everything on this box. I want to shoot a lion in the face, fight [[Muhammad Ali]], and ride in a convertible with two happy zebras.
 ----
-:'''Villager:''' What is it, [[Ngongo]]?
+{{qf|Villager}} What is it, [[Ngongo]]?
-:'''Ngongo:''' Evil is coming.
+{{qf|Ngongo}} Evil is coming.
-:'''Villager:''' What shall we do, Ngongo?
+{{qf|Villager}} What shall we do, Ngongo?
-:'''Ngongo:''' Eh... ''[panicky]'' You are Ngongo now.
+{{qf|Ngongo}} Eh... ''[panicky]'' You are Ngongo now.
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-:'''Flight attendant:''' Attention, passengers. Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania. ''[gets handed a note]'' I'm sorry, it is now called New Zanzibar. ''[gets handed another note]'' Excuse me. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.
+{{qf|Flight attendant}} Attention, passengers. Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania. ''[gets handed a note]'' I'm sorry, it is now called New Zanzibar. ''[gets handed another note]'' Excuse me. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.
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-:'''Marge:''' Who's Muntu?
+{{qf|Marge}} Who's Muntu?
-:'''[[Kitenge]]:''' He is our leader. He seized power in a bloodless coup. All smotherings.
+{{qf|[[Kitenge]]}} He is our leader. He seized power in a bloodless coup. All smotherings.
-:'''Homer:''' Just like [[Jimmy Carter]].
+{{qf|Homer}} Just like [[Jimmy Carter]].
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-:'''Kitenge:''' This is the earliest known fossil of a human being. It's over two million years old.
+{{qf|Kitenge}} This is the earliest known fossil of a human being. It's over two million years old.
-:'''Homer:''' Pfft, I've got more bones than that guy. If you're trying to impress me, you've failed.
+{{qf|Homer}} Pfft, I've got more bones than that guy. If you're trying to impress me, you've failed.
-:'''Kitenge:''' It's not the number of bones, sir, it's the...
+{{qf|Kitenge}} It's not the number of bones, sir, it's the...
-:'''Homer:''' You. Have. Failed.
+{{qf|Homer}} You. Have. Failed.
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-:'''Homer:''' Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a giant blender.
+{{qf|Homer}} Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a giant blender.
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-:'''Bart and Lisa:''' Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet?
+{{qf|Bart and Lisa}} Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet?
-:'''Homer:''' I told you, yes. Now Bart, go to the top of that hill and see if you can spot our hotel.
+{{qf|Homer}} I told you, yes. Now Bart, go to the top of that hill and see if you can spot our hotel.
-:'''Bart:''' [[Mt. Kilimanjaro]]?
+{{qf|Bart}} [[Mt. Kilimanjaro]]?
-:'''Homer:''' Go!
+{{qf|Homer}} Go!
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-:'''Homer:''' So, I notice your home smells of feces.
+{{qf|Homer}} So, I notice your home smells of feces.
-:'''[[Joan Bushwell]]:''' Yes.
+{{qf|[[Joan Bushwell]]}} Yes.
-:'''Homer:''' And not just monkey feces either.
+{{qf|Homer}} And not just monkey feces either.
-:'''Dr. Bushwell:''' Could we talk about something else?
+{{qf|Dr. Bushwell}} Could we talk about something else?
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-:'''Dr. Bushwell:''' Every day I get up at five-thirty, watch the chimps, eat a quick lunch of roots and water, then more chimp-watching. After dark I come home and think about chimps until it's time for bed.
+{{qf|Dr. Bushwell}} Every day I get up at five-thirty, watch the chimps, eat a quick lunch of roots and water, then more chimp-watching. After dark I come home and think about chimps until it's time for bed.
-:'''Homer:''' You must be the most boring woman on earth.
+{{qf|Homer}} You must be the most boring woman on earth.
-:'''Dr. Bushwell:''' Possibly, but...
+{{qf|Dr. Bushwell}} Possibly, but...
-:'''Homer:''' I mean I knew scientists wasted their lives, but geez.
+{{qf|Homer}} I mean I knew scientists wasted their lives, but geez.
 {{Season 12|Q}}

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-{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bye Bye Nerdie|Trilogy of Error}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bye, Bye, Nerdie|Trilogy of Error}}
 :'''[[Homer]]:''' "Olive oil?" "Asparagus?" If your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.

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 :'''Homer:''' And not just monkey feces either.
 :'''Dr. Bushwell:''' Could we talk about something else?
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 :'''Dr. Bushwell:''' Every day I get up at five-thirty, watch the chimps, eat a quick lunch of roots and water, then more chimp-watching. After dark I come home and think about chimps until it's time for bed.
 :'''Homer:''' You must be the most boring woman on earth.

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-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
 :(''An egg hatches and a rhino comes out'')
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 :'''Agnes Skinner''': What are you, the "possible police"? Just do it!
-{{Season 12 Q}}
+{{Season 12|Q}}

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-:(An egg hatches and a rhino comes out)
+:(''An egg hatches and a rhino comes out'')
 :'''[[Lisa]]''': Rhinos don't hatch from eggs.
 :'''[[Homer]]''': What did you just see, Lisa?
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 :'''Flight Attendant''': Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania.
-:(Someone hands her a note)
+:(''Someone hands her a note'')
 :'''Flight Attendant''': Excuse me. It is now called New Zanzibar.
-:(Someone hands her another note)
+:(''Someone hands her another note'')
 :'''Flight Attendant''': I'm sorry. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.
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