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:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' ''[at the evidence locker]'' Let's see... Present for [[Ralph]], present for Ralph... Ooh, what do we have here? ''[grabs a crossbow]'' Boy, Ralph would kill himself with this in two seconds. And somehow it'd be my fault.
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:''[Chief Wiggum leaves the evidence locker whistling and encounters with Lou]''
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Uh... You heard me whistling there, right? That indicates innocence.
:'''[[Lou]]:''' Uh.. Proclaiming your innocence indicates guilt.
:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Uh, yeah? Well, what does that mean?
:''[he runs outside the door, enters on a car and drives away]''
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Okay, so, at a Ralph party, always get to the cake before...
:''[they see the cake deformed as Ralph's face]''
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Too late!
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:'''Bart:''' Oh my treehouse sucks.
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Haw-Haw! You have class envy!
:'''[[Mrs. Muntz]]:''' Nelson, honey, I told you to stop sayin' haw-haw.
:'''Nelson:''' Give me a dollar and I'll stop.
:'''Mrs. Muntz:''' I don't got a dollar!
:'''Nelson:''' Haw-Haw!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Do you want to practice your speech on me?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[chuckles]'' No need, honey! Same speech I give every year. The opening joke about Lenny's grandma always kills.
:'''Marge:''' You can't joke about her. They just put her on life support.
:'''Homer:''' What?! No! She's the linchpin!
:'''Marge:''' It's okay, it's okay. Everyone is terrified of public speaking. But just in case, I'll defrost a failure ham.
:'''Homer:''' You don't have faith in me! I have savers! If I get heckled, I'll say "Get a half-life!".
:''[Marge stares at him]''
:'''Marge:''' I'm sure that'll be funny to them.
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:''[Marge gets near the treehouse and sees Bart]''
:'''Marge:''' Oh. Throwing away your "No Girls" sign? Is it time for you to have "the talk" with your dad? Because he's gonna have to read a few things first.
:'''Bart:''' No! I'm tearing it down. Ralph has a cool treehouse, and mine sucks.
:'''Marge:''' Well, Bart, your father built it, and he did the very best he could.
:''[a flashback shows Homer building the treehouse on a sapling]''
:'''Homer:''' I did my job. Now it's your turn, tree! Get growing!
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:'''Marge:''' I'll tell you what, why don't I spruce it up for you? Huh?
:'''Bart:''' But you're an inside grown-up. Moms can't build treehouses.
:'''Marge:''' You realize that saying that is gonna make this mom work her keister off to make you the best darn treehouse you ever saw!
:'''Bart:''' Sounds good!
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|To Courier with Love|Orange Is the New Yellow}}
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' ''[at the evidence locker]'' Let's see... Present for [[Ralph]], present for Ralph... Ooh, what do we have here? ''[grabs a crossbow]'' Boy, Ralph would kill himself with this in two seconds. And somehow it'd be my fault.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[at the evidence locker]'' Let's see... Present for [[Ralph]], present for Ralph... Ooh, what do we have here? ''[grabs a crossbow]'' Boy, Ralph would kill himself with this in two seconds. And somehow it'd be my fault.
 ----
 :''[Chief Wiggum leaves the evidence locker whistling and encounters with Lou]''
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Uh... You heard me whistling there, right? That indicates innocence.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Uh... You heard me whistling there, right? That indicates innocence.
-:'''[[Lou]]:''' Uh.. Proclaiming your innocence indicates guilt.
+{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Uh.. Proclaiming your innocence indicates guilt.
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Uh, yeah? Well, what does that mean?
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Uh, yeah? Well, what does that mean?
 :''[he runs outside the door, enters on a car and drives away]''
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Okay, so, at a Ralph party, always get to the cake before...
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Okay, so, at a Ralph party, always get to the cake before...
 :''[they see the cake deformed as Ralph's face]''
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Too late!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Too late!
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-:'''Bart:''' Oh my treehouse sucks.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh my treehouse sucks.
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Haw-Haw! You have class envy!
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Haw-Haw! You have class envy!
-:'''[[Mrs. Muntz]]:''' Nelson, honey, I told you to stop sayin' haw-haw.
+{{qf|[[Mrs. Muntz]]}} Nelson, honey, I told you to stop sayin' haw-haw.
-:'''Nelson:''' Give me a dollar and I'll stop.
+{{qf|Nelson}} Give me a dollar and I'll stop.
-:'''Mrs. Muntz:''' I don't got a dollar!
+{{qf|Mrs. Muntz}} I don't got a dollar!
-:'''Nelson:''' Haw-Haw!
+{{qf|Nelson}} Haw-Haw!
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Do you want to practice your speech on me?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Do you want to practice your speech on me?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[chuckles]'' No need, honey! Same speech I give every year. The opening joke about Lenny's grandma always kills.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[chuckles]'' No need, honey! Same speech I give every year. The opening joke about Lenny's grandma always kills.
-:'''Marge:''' You can't joke about her. They just put her on life support.
+{{qf|Marge}} You can't joke about her. They just put her on life support.
-:'''Homer:''' What?! No! She's the linchpin!
+{{qf|Homer}} What?! No! She's the linchpin!
-:'''Marge:''' It's okay, it's okay. Everyone is terrified of public speaking. But just in case, I'll defrost a failure ham.
+{{qf|Marge}} It's okay, it's okay. Everyone is terrified of public speaking. But just in case, I'll defrost a failure ham.
-:'''Homer:''' You don't have faith in me! I have savers! If I get heckled, I'll say "Get a half-life!".
+{{qf|Homer}} You don't have faith in me! I have savers! If I get heckled, I'll say "Get a half-life!".
 :''[Marge stares at him]''
-:'''Marge:''' I'm sure that'll be funny to them.
+{{qf|Marge}} I'm sure that'll be funny to them.
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 :''[Marge gets near the treehouse and sees Bart]''
-:'''Marge:''' Oh. Throwing away your "No Girls" sign? Is it time for you to have "the talk" with your dad? Because he's gonna have to read a few things first.
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh. Throwing away your "No Girls" sign? Is it time for you to have "the talk" with your dad? Because he's gonna have to read a few things first.
-:'''Bart:''' No! I'm tearing it down. Ralph has a cool treehouse, and mine sucks.
+{{qf|Bart}} No! I'm tearing it down. Ralph has a cool treehouse, and mine sucks.
-:'''Marge:''' Well, Bart, your father built it, and he did the very best he could.
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, Bart, your father built it, and he did the very best he could.
 :''[a flashback shows Homer building the treehouse on a sapling]''
-:'''Homer:''' I did my job. Now it's your turn, tree! Get growing!
+{{qf|Homer}} I did my job. Now it's your turn, tree! Get growing!
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 :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' ''[at the evidence locker]'' Let's see... Present for [[Ralph]], present for Ralph... Ooh, what do we have here? ''[grabs a crossbow]'' Boy, Ralph would kill himself with this in two seconds. And somehow it'd be my fault.
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