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:'''[[Homer]]''': What do you want?
:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': Hi, buddy. I'm Chuck Bly, the pool guy! I've come to... do you always answer the door with your underwear stuck to a block of ice?
:'''[[Homer]]''': I might.
:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': Anyway, I'm here to install the pool you ordered.
:'''[[Homer]]''': I ordered no pool, sir. Away with you.
:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': Uh, according to this invoice, you did "one king-size, deluxe Olympic swimming pool," paid for in cash.
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:'''[[Ned]]''': Hi-diddly-ho, Homer! I-I just got back from a summer retreat with the boys and I couldn't help but notice that you've had a pool built in your backyard.
:'''[[Homer]]''': That's right, Flanders. What about it?
:'''[[Ned]]''': W-well, sir, the thing is, I was supposed to have a pool built in my yard while I was gone, and there doesn't seems to be one there!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Listen Flanders, I can't worry about things that go missing from your yard! You should chain things down, like I do with my lawn gnomes.
:'''[[Ned]]''': It's not that...
:'''[[Homer]]''': Are you inferring that this is your pool? Well, if this was your pool, what would it be doing in my backyard??
:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': That's what I'd like to know!
:'''[[Homer]]''': [GASP!] It's Chuck Bly...
:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': ...pool guy, yeah, yeah. Listen buddy, you've stolen MR. Flanders pool and we're taking it back!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad, you can't win this. We Simpsons have never withstood an assault by organized forces! Remember when the Gideons blew up our car to get back those bibles you stole?
:'''[[Marge]]''': Please Homie, end this thing. You did take their pool.
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:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': Wait a minute! Wait, stop! I can't do it. I can't risk killing an entire family over one lousy pool-- even if that lunkhead did steal it!
:'''[[Homer]]''': That's Mr. Lunkhead to you!
:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': I'm gonna walk way here, but if there was any justice in the world, I'd get some sort of pay-back!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Did you her that, family? I won! Whoo-hoo!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': So long, dear. We'll be staying with my sisters until you get the mess cleaned up.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Watch out for quicksand, Homer!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, yeah!
:'''[[Ned]]''': My, my! That's quite a disaster area you've got there, neighbor! Might want to check the sewer lines, I think I smell pee-diddly-yew!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Shut up, Flanders! Stupid Flanders... stupid pool guy... stupid hot weather... stupid collapse tunnels... stupid mud... stupid pee-diddly-yew...

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	{{qf\|Ned}} My, my! That's quite a disaster area you've got there, neighbor! Might want to check the sewer lines, I think I smell pee-diddly-yew!		{{qf\|Ned}} My, my! That's quite a disaster area you've got there, neighbor! Might want to check the sewer lines, I think I smell pee-diddly-yew!
	{{qf\|Homer}} Shut up, Flanders! Stupid Flanders... stupid pool guy... stupid hot weather... stupid collapse tunnels... stupid mud... stupid pee-diddly-yew...		{{qf\|Homer}} Shut up, Flanders! Stupid Flanders... stupid pool guy... stupid hot weather... stupid collapse tunnels... stupid mud... stupid pee-diddly-yew...
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 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Please Homie, end this thing. You did take their pool.
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-{{qf|Cuck Bly}} Wait a minute! Wait, stop! I can't do it. I can't risk killing an entire family over one lousy pool-- even if that lunkhead did steal it!
+{{qf|Cuck Bly}} Wait a minute! Wait, stop! I can't do it. I can't risk killing an entire family over one lousy pool—even if that lunkhead did steal it!
 {{qf|Homer}} That's Mr. Lunkhead to you!
 {{qf|Cuck Bly}} I'm gonna walk way here, but if there was any justice in the world, I'd get some sort of pay-back!

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-:'''[[Homer]]''': What do you want?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What do you want?
-:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': Hi, buddy. I'm Chuck Bly, the pool guy! I've come to... do you always answer the door with your underwear stuck to a block of ice?
+{{qf|Cuck Bly}} Hi, buddy. I'm Chuck Bly, the pool guy! I've come to... do you always answer the door with your underwear stuck to a block of ice?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I might.
+{{qf|Homer}} I might.
-:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': Anyway, I'm here to install the pool you ordered.
+{{qf|Cuck Bly}} Anyway, I'm here to install the pool you ordered.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I ordered no pool, sir. Away with you.
+{{qf|Homer}} I ordered no pool, sir. Away with you.
-:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': Uh, according to this invoice, you did "one king-size, deluxe Olympic swimming pool," paid for in cash.
+{{qf|Cuck Bly}} Uh, according to this invoice, you did "one king-size, deluxe Olympic swimming pool," paid for in cash.
 ----
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Hi-diddly-ho, Homer! I-I just got back from a summer retreat with the boys and I couldn't help but notice that you've had a pool built in your backyard.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hi-diddly-ho, Homer! I-I just got back from a summer retreat with the boys and I couldn't help but notice that you've had a pool built in your backyard.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': That's right, Flanders. What about it?
+{{qf|Homer}} That's right, Flanders. What about it?
-:'''[[Ned]]''': W-well, sir, the thing is, I was supposed to have a pool built in my yard while I was gone, and there doesn't seems to be one there!
+{{qf|Ned}} W-well, sir, the thing is, I was supposed to have a pool built in my yard while I was gone, and there doesn't seems to be one there!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Listen Flanders, I can't worry about things that go missing from your yard! You should chain things down, like I do with my lawn gnomes.
+{{qf|Homer}} Listen Flanders, I can't worry about things that go missing from your yard! You should chain things down, like I do with my lawn gnomes.
-:'''[[Ned]]''': It's not that...
+{{qf|Ned}} It's not that...
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Are you inferring that this is your pool? Well, if this was your pool, what would it be doing in my backyard??
+{{qf|Homer}} Are you inferring that this is your pool? Well, if this was your pool, what would it be doing in my backyard??
-:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': That's what I'd like to know!
+{{qf|Cuck Bly}} That's what I'd like to know!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': [GASP!] It's Chuck Bly...
+{{qf|Homer}} [GASP!] It's Chuck Bly...
-:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': ...pool guy, yeah, yeah. Listen buddy, you've stolen MR. Flanders pool and we're taking it back!
+{{qf|Cuck Bly}} ...pool guy, yeah, yeah. Listen buddy, you've stolen MR. Flanders pool and we're taking it back!
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad, you can't win this. We Simpsons have never withstood an assault by organized forces! Remember when the Gideons blew up our car to get back those bibles you stole?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, you can't win this. We Simpsons have never withstood an assault by organized forces! Remember when the Gideons blew up our car to get back those bibles you stole?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Please Homie, end this thing. You did take their pool.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Please Homie, end this thing. You did take their pool.
 ----
-:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': Wait a minute! Wait, stop! I can't do it. I can't risk killing an entire family over one lousy pool-- even if that lunkhead did steal it!
+{{qf|Cuck Bly}} Wait a minute! Wait, stop! I can't do it. I can't risk killing an entire family over one lousy pool-- even if that lunkhead did steal it!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': That's Mr. Lunkhead to you!
+{{qf|Homer}} That's Mr. Lunkhead to you!
-:'''[[Cuck Bly]]''': I'm gonna walk way here, but if there was any justice in the world, I'd get some sort of pay-back!
+{{qf|Cuck Bly}} I'm gonna walk way here, but if there was any justice in the world, I'd get some sort of pay-back!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Did you her that, family? I won! Whoo-hoo!
+{{qf|Homer}} Did you her that, family? I won! Whoo-hoo!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': So long, dear. We'll be staying with my sisters until you get the mess cleaned up.
+{{qf|Marge}} So long, dear. We'll be staying with my sisters until you get the mess cleaned up.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Watch out for quicksand, Homer!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Watch out for quicksand, Homer!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, yeah!
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, yeah!
-:'''[[Ned]]''': My, my! That's quite a disaster area you've got there, neighbor! Might want to check the sewer lines, I think I smell pee-diddly-yew!
+{{qf|Ned}} My, my! That's quite a disaster area you've got there, neighbor! Might want to check the sewer lines, I think I smell pee-diddly-yew!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Shut up, Flanders! Stupid Flanders... stupid pool guy... stupid hot weather... stupid collapse tunnels... stupid mud... stupid pee-diddly-yew...
+{{qf|Homer}} Shut up, Flanders! Stupid Flanders... stupid pool guy... stupid hot weather... stupid collapse tunnels... stupid mud... stupid pee-diddly-yew...