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{{Title|Shiver Me Barnacles}}
{{for2|other uses of "Shiver Me Barnacles"|Shiver Me Barnacles}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Shiver Me Barnacles
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Shiver Me Barnacles Quest Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Shiver Me Barnacles}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = ShiverMeBarnacles
|id = 266001 - 266005
|previous = [[The Clam Before the... Other Clams]]
|next = [[All's Well That Smells Well]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Shiver Me Barnacles''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Shiver Me Barnacles}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[The Clam Before the... Other Clams]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|"We, the jury, find the defendant, Snake Jailbird, not guilty of all charges and award wrongful imprisonment damages in an amount of no less than $300,000."}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Crime DOES pay!}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Next case on the docket is: "Horatio McCallister vs. The City of Springfield".}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Blue-Haired Lawyer, representing the city of Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Horatio McCallister, appearing pro se. Which is latin for "I have no lawyer, arrr!"}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Ok, let's start with your opening statement.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Aye. But first, I'd like to propose a motion granting me the right to present my statement in the form of a sea shanty.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|I object, on the grounds that sea shanties are very catchy and may unduly influence the judge and jury.}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|I'd like to hear the Captain's shanty.}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}hits gavel{{*}} Motion granted.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|OHHHHH QUIMBY, YE ROGUISH MUTINEER / WHAT'S WITH YOUR NEW BOARDWALK AND PIER? / YOU SPENT OUR TAXES AND HARD-EARNED DOUGH / NOW MY HOUSEBOAT'S STUCK WITH NO PLACE TO GO}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}takes big breath, then continues{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|THIS BOARDWALK BARNACLE BLOCKS MY PORT OF CALL / SO HORATIO'S GOT NOTHING LEFT TO HAUL / NO SPICES, SILKS, AND FISH TO TRADE / YET CORRUPT QUIMBY'S GETTING PAID}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|"Corrupt?" That's slander!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|OH, I'D SET SAIL ON THE SEA / WHERE MY HEART AND SPIRIT'S TRUE AND FREE / I'D CROSS THE HORIZON AND DRINK SOME RUM / BUT MY SHIP'S MAROONED ‘CAUSE QUIMBY IS DUMB!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|How much more of this, your honor?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Two more stanzas.}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'll allow it.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|HE THINKS HE'S SMART, THINKS HE'S SLY / BUT I'M HERE TO TELL SPRINGFIELD THAT THAT'S A LIE / HE'S GOT A SCHEME, TO BLOCK THE PORT / THAT'S WHY I TOOK HIM STRAIGHT TO COURT}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|OH, I'D SET SAIL ON THE SEA / WHERE MY HEART AND SPIRIT'S TRUE AND FREE / I'D CROSS THE HORIZON AND DRINK SOME RUM / BUT MY SHIP'S MAROONED ‘CAUSE QUIMBY IS DUMB!}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Good rhyming, Captain McCallister.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Arrr, much obliged.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Slarg Fish|95}} {{Task/Job|Make the Sea Captain Be Outraged|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[Town Hall]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Judge Snyder Call for Witnesses|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[Town Hall]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Judge Snyder]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Calculate His Fee|4 hours|the [[Court House]], [[Town Hall]], [[Police Station]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=the [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Let me see if I understand this correctly. Mayor Quimby made an offer for the Barnacle Bay Marina, which was accepted by the city of Barnacle Bay.}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|And the materials for this marina, which have already begun arriving in our city, have been placed in an area previously used as a mooring spot for the plaintiff, Sea Captain.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You got all that from his little sea shanty?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Arr, it was in the subtext.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Your honor, this case should be dismissed. Horatio McCallister hasn't paid his "dock tax" in years and his boat isn't even moored in a residential zone.}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|Fine, fine. But answer me this: the offer that Mayor Quimby made for the Barnacle Bay Marina. Where did those funds come from?}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|I fail to see how that question pertains to this lawsuit, Your Honor.}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Humor me, counsel.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Er-uh, the money came from city funds that were earmarked for… uh, Urban Development?}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah — you're clearly making that up on the spot…}}
{{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bangs gavel{{*}} I'm siding in favor of the plaintiff due to Mayor Quimby once again wasting city funds on something our city doesn't need. Also, he sang a delightful and catchy sea shanty.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yarr a true gentleman, yarr honor.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Boardwalk Carousel]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
{{TB|Did you hear about the latest Quimby scandal?}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Wasting precious city funds on that eyesore of a boardwalk?}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|He's turning Springfield into a mecca for beach bums and vagrants!}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|And for what? A few more cotton candy stands and cheap souvenirs? No thank you!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|But at least we'll have that historic carousel on the boardwalk, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Yes, Marge. A ratty old carousel. Just what every town needs.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|When I was a kid, I had so many great memories on that carousel.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That old carousel is a spinning-lawsuit waiting to happen.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Yeah, let's just give our kiddos a rusty ride on a lead-painted horse. That'll make it all worth it.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Slarg Fish|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Remember Childhood Memories|4 hours|the [[Municipal House of Pancakes]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional2|Make {{TOCG|Investorettes}} Roll Their Eyes|4 hours|the [[Municipal House of Pancakes]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char={{TOCG|Investorettes}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Wait, so the carousel isn't enough to change your minds on this?}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Nope.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Not even close!}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Not a chance.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|There's not one thing they could bring to the Squidport that'd make us approve of this waste of money.}}
{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Good day, lovely ladies. Might you point my crew and I in the direction of City Hall? We're eager to get our hands on those fishing licenses.}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Oh my! It's like a dream come true.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Luann, you're married!}}
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Blushing}}
{{TB|Oops, I dropped my ring in the sea. Guess we'll have to fish it out. Let's see how good this man is with his pole.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Barnacle Bay Marina]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Get outta here with that rickety raft, ye land-lubbers!}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|¿Pardón?}}
{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Allow me to translate his nautical nonsense.}}
{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}
{{TB|Why hello there, Captain! To what do we owe the pleasure of your seafaring displeasure?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Aghast}}
{{TB|Why are you talking like that Flanders fella?}}
{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Beats me!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, you lily-livered pirates need to hoist anchor and set sail! This here's my docking spot!}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I still don't understand what he's saying.}}
{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}
{{TB|The Captain is saying he needs us to scuttle on outta here because he wants to park his floating mansion here.}}
{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}
{{TB|But I'm afraid we got ourselves a problem, Captain. You see, the city told us this is where we're supposed to drop anchor and unload our wares.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Quimby! I'll be sending that Mayor of ours on a one-way trip to his watery demise!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Slarg Fish|125}} {{Task/Job|Make the Sea Captain Curse Landlubbers|4 hours|[[The Rotting Pelican]], [[Barnacle Bay Marina]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or the [[Houseboat]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Skipper Jack Commiserate With the Sea Captain|4 hours|[[The Rotting Pelican]], [[Barnacle Bay Marina]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or the [[Houseboat]]|char=[[Skipper Jack]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Gentlemen, we've got a problem. Our latest catch is misshapen and diseased — no restaurant wants to buy it. Not even that Moe guy from Moe's Tavern.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I'd buy your disgusting fish, I just don't serve food at my bar, that's all…}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|This one's got a freakin' third eye!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Aye, no fancy restaurant will touch those freak-flippers.}}
{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So, we've got a boatload of fish nobody wants?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Au contraire! I'll take the whole lot off yer hands!}}
{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Excuse me, Captain?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|At the Frying Dutchman, we specialize in mutant seafood. And with you as my local supplier, we'll be raking in the doubloons!}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Jack, can I go back to Barnacle Bay now?}}
{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Once you're in the game, there's no going back.}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What game? This is a game?}}
{{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
{{TB|…oh.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Fausto]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Yell}}
{{TB|Alright, I've had enough! These tourists and their tchotchke shops have no business being here in the Squidport.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Time for a change of scenery. I've got a plan to get rid of them and bring the Squidport back to its glory days.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Buckle up, kids! Our Barnacle Bay adventure awaits!}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The air tastes like Daddy's "drunk tank"!}}
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Are we sure it's a good idea to take the kids on this field trip? I mean, what if Principal Skinner finds out?}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Spacey}}
{{TB|I get to have Ralph off my hands for the day — I'm not risking that for anything.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And here we are! The Barnacle Bay Carousel!}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|This is it! A real-deal boardwalk carousel from the 1930s, right here in our Squidport!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Whoa, I've never been on one of these things.}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|It's like a Ferris wheel that fell on its side.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Slarg Fish|95}} {{Task/Job|Make Marge Lead a Field Trip|4 hours|the [[Boardwalk Carousel]], [[Barnacle Bay Marina]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster}}s Ride the Carousel|4 hours|the [[Boardwalk Carousel]], [[Barnacle Bay Marina]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or a [[Brown House]]|10}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|School Workers|Teachers}} Do Nothing While Tagging Along|4 hours|the [[Boardwalk Carousel]], [[Barnacle Bay Marina]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or a [[Brown House]]|5}} {{Task/Job|Make the Sea Captain Discover the Solution to His Problem|4 hours|the [[Boardwalk Carousel]], [[Barnacle Bay Marina]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|All right, children. What did you think of our little adventure today?}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I liked when the seahorses went up and down and all around.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yeah, that's a top-of-the-line carousel they got down here. Don't make them like that anymore — faster speed settings, jumpier horses, no safety railing…}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Let's go again!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And so, it all comes down to the carousel. If it goes, everything goes. Time to find a first mate to help me hatch a plan.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
{{TB|I could be your first mate! I played Samuel, the pirate king's lieutenant, in "The Pirates Of Penzance!"}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Please don't start singing from it. I believe that you were in it.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|POUR, OH, POUR THE PIRATE SHERRY / FILL, O FILL THE PIRATE GLASS! / AND, TO MAKE US MORE THAN MERRY / LET THE PIRATE BUMPER PASS!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, you're definitely under consideration. But I think I'll go to the local tavern to interview some more prospects.}}
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I appreciate the opportunity!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} Boardwalk Tents Bundle|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Wait, you want me to help you destroy the Barnacle Bay Carousel?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Aye. And I heard ye've done it before, which makes ye the man fer the job.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|I don't know, Marge loves that carousel…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Shoulder Devil}}
{{TB|Do it, Homer. You love burning things down.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That is true, Devil Me.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Shoulder Angel}}
{{TB|Don't do it, Homer. That carousel brings so many Springfielders joy — including Marge.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That is also true, Angel Me.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Aghast}}
{{TB|Have you caught the scurvy? Who are you talking to?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, right. Well, I think I'll pass on burning it down. There's nothing really in it for me.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Look, if you help me, I can promise ye five free "all you can eat" buffets at the Dutchman.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy Yell}}
{{TB|LET'S DESTROY THIS CAROUSEL!}}
{{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
{{TB|That night, at the carousel…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}
{{TB|Alright, let's do this thing. I've got my gasoline and matches ready. Time to burn this baby down and chow down on all the fried fish I can handle.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Shoulder Angel}}
{{TB|But wait, Homer. Think about Marge. She loves this carousel more than anything in the world. Burning it down will shatter her heart into a million pieces.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Shoulder Devil}}
{{TB|Pfft, who cares? We break her heart every other week. We'll just say it got struck by lightning or something. She'll never suspect a thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Oh man, not you guys again! How am I supposed to make a decision?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}
{{TB|Hey, look! A quarter! The answer to all of life's impossible choices!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Slarg Fish|145}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Flip a Coin to Decide|4 hours|the [[Boardwalk Carousel]], [[Barnacle Bay Marina]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, let's make this simple. I'll just flip a coin.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Heads, I set the carousel ablaze and stuff my face with all the fried fish I can handle. Tails, I go home and drown my sorrows in Duff and pretend like nothing ever happened.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|{{*}}flips the coin{{*}} C'mon little buddy, decide my fate.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh}}
{{TB|D'oh! The quarter fell through the boardwalk! Also it landed on its side!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ahoy there, matey!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wha-? Oh, it's just you. What do you want, Captain?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The deal's off. I just discovered the greatest thing since the invention of instant ramen!}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Have ye tried this funnel cake? The folks over at the Candy Shoppe really know their stuff.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Do I still get my five free "all you can eat" buffets?}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Not in this lifetime, my friend.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} Boardwalk Decorations Bundle|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "{{W|shiver my timbers}}."

{{Tapped Out Quests/Shiver Me Barnacles}}

@@ Line 51: / Line 51: @@
 {{TB|"Corrupt?" That's slander!}}
 {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Singing}}
-{{TB|OH, I'D SET SAIL ON THE SEA / WHERE MY HEART AND SPIRIT'S TRUE AND FREE / I'D CROSS THE HORIZON AND DRINK SOME RUM / BUT MY SHIP'S MAROONED ‘CAUSE QUIMBY IS DUMB!}}
+{{TB|OH, I'D SET SAIL ON THE SEA / WHERE MY HEART AND SPIRIT'S TRUE AND FREE / I'D CROSS THE HORIZON AND DRINK SOME RUM / BUT MY SHIP'S MAROONED 'CAUSE QUIMBY IS DUMB!}}
 {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 {{TB|How much more of this, your honor?}}
@@ Line 61: / Line 61: @@
 {{TB|HE THINKS HE'S SMART, THINKS HE'S SLY / BUT I'M HERE TO TELL SPRINGFIELD THAT THAT'S A LIE / HE'S GOT A SCHEME, TO BLOCK THE PORT / THAT'S WHY I TOOK HIM STRAIGHT TO COURT}}
 {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Singing}}
-{{TB|OH, I'D SET SAIL ON THE SEA / WHERE MY HEART AND SPIRIT'S TRUE AND FREE / I'D CROSS THE HORIZON AND DRINK SOME RUM / BUT MY SHIP'S MAROONED ‘CAUSE QUIMBY IS DUMB!}}
+{{TB|OH, I'D SET SAIL ON THE SEA / WHERE MY HEART AND SPIRIT'S TRUE AND FREE / I'D CROSS THE HORIZON AND DRINK SOME RUM / BUT MY SHIP'S MAROONED 'CAUSE QUIMBY IS DUMB!}}
 {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Good rhyming, Captain McCallister.}}
@@ Line 84: / Line 84: @@
 {{TB|Humor me, counsel.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Embarrassed}}
-{{TB|Er-uh, the money came from city funds that were earmarked for… uh, Urban Development?}}
+{{TB|Er-uh, the money came from city funds that were earmarked for... uh, Urban Development?}}
 {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Yeah — you're clearly making that up on the spot…}}
+{{TB|Yeah — you're clearly making that up on the spot...}}
 {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
 {{TB|{{*}}bangs gavel{{*}} I'm siding in favor of the plaintiff due to Mayor Quimby once again wasting city funds on something our city doesn't need. Also, he sang a delightful and catchy sea shanty.}}
@@ Line 166: / Line 166: @@
 {{TB|Gentlemen, we've got a problem. Our latest catch is misshapen and diseased — no restaurant wants to buy it. Not even that Moe guy from Moe's Tavern.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|I'd buy your disgusting fish, I just don't serve food at my bar, that's all…}}
+{{TB|I'd buy your disgusting fish, I just don't serve food at my bar, that's all...}}
 {{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|This one's got a freakin' third eye!}}
@@ Line 186: / Line 186: @@
 {{TB|What game? This is a game?}}
 {{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}
-{{TB|…oh.}}
+{{TB|...oh.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Fausto]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 219: / Line 219: @@
 {{TB|I liked when the seahorses went up and down and all around.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Yeah, that's a top-of-the-line carousel they got down here. Don't make them like that anymore — faster speed settings, jumpier horses, no safety railing…}}
+{{TB|Yeah, that's a top-of-the-line carousel they got down here. Don't make them like that anymore — faster speed settings, jumpier horses, no safety railing...}}
 {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Let's go again!}}
@@ Line 245: / Line 245: @@
 {{TB|Aye. And I heard ye've done it before, which makes ye the man fer the job.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|I don't know, Marge loves that carousel…}}
+{{TB|I don't know, Marge loves that carousel...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Shoulder Devil}}
 {{TB|Do it, Homer. You love burning things down.}}
@@ Line 263: / Line 263: @@
 {{TB|LET'S DESTROY THIS CAROUSEL!}}
 {{TBT|'''Narrator'''}}
-{{TB|That night, at the carousel…}}
+{{TB|That night, at the carousel...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drool}}
 {{TB|Alright, let's do this thing. I've got my gasoline and matches ready. Time to burn this baby down and chow down on all the fried fish I can handle.}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Shiver Me Barnacles}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Sea Captain]], [[Marge]], {{TOCG|Youngster}}s, {{TOCG|School Workers}}, [[Homer]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Judge Snyder]], [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]], {{TOCG|Investorettes}}, [[Skipper Jack]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = ShiverMeBarnacles
 |id = 266001 - 266005
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 {{TB|Not in this lifetime, my friend.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>Boardwalk Decorations Bundle|colspan=2}}
 }}