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(Close-up of Homer at breakfast)
:'''Homer''': So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! (it turns out that he is talking to Bart) So butter your bacon!
:'''Bart''': Yes, father. (does so)
:'''Lisa''': (walking in) Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over!
:'''Homer''': Hold that thought... (to Bart) Bacon up that sausage, boy!
:'''Bart''': But, Dad, my heart hurts!
(Homer glares at him; Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it.)
----
:'''Richard Gere''': I am dreaming of a free Tibet.
:'''Lenny''': We are dreaming of free sandwiches.
----
:'''Carl''': Hey, Richard, in An Officer and a Gentleman, did you really do all those sit-ups?
:'''Richard Gere''': I wish! I did one, and they just showed it a thousand times.
----
:'''Marge''': (Cheerfully) Who wants some astro-lemonade?
:'''Nerd''': What precisely makes it "astro"?
:'''Marge''': Look, I don't want to start a whole thing with this.
----
:'''Kearney''': Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.
----
:'''Marge''': (whispering) Here she comes! And a-one, and a-two, and...
:'''Family''': (singing) We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish -- (stop as Lisa enters)
:'''Marge''': ...oh. Hello, Lisa.
:'''Lisa''': I just came down for a glass of water.
:'''Marge''': Oh. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no-one told Santa you were a Buddhist.
:'''Lisa''': Well, Santa can take it back, because I'm not ruled by material desi-- (gasps when she sees the "present") Is that a pony!?
(Homer and Bart stand beside it)
:'''Homer''': I don't know what Santa left you! I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar. (holds out some sugar cubes to the pony)
:'''Marge''': Lisa, we love you, and we're not trying to put any pressure on you!
(She sets Maggie, carrying a candy cane, down on the floor, and nudges her with her foot. Maggie walks over to Lisa and holds out the cane.)
:'''Lisa''': (touched) Aww!
(Reverend Lovejoy peers through the living room window as Lisa takes the cane)
:'''Reverend Lovejoy''': Lick it! Lick it!
:'''Lisa''': (noticing him) NO! (runs out of the house)
----
:'''Lenny''': Richard Gere! The world's most famous Buddhist!
:'''Carl''': What about the Dalai Lama?
:'''Lenny''': Who's the Dalai Lama?
:'''Carl''': You know, the 14th Reincarnation of Buddha?
:'''Lenny''': Who's Buddha?
:'''Richard Gere''': It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire, 'cause I've got the desire to kick your ass!

{{Season 13 Q}}

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 {{qf|[[Chet Manners]]}} ''[on TV]'' Hi, I'm Colonel Chet Manners, five-time space shuttle alternate.
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Lo-ser.
-{{qf|Chet Manners}} ''[on TV]'' Do you want to boldly go where people like me, but not me, have gone before? Then get the Orbit King -- with yaw control like you've never seen!
+{{qf|Chet Manners}} ''[on TV]'' Do you want to boldly go where people like me, but not me, have gone before? Then get the Orbit King—with yaw control like you've never seen!
 ----
 {{qf|Bart}} Hey Lis, is Dad's credit card number 5784365343410709?
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 {{qf|Marge}} Ah. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no one told Santa you were a Buddhist.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Well, Santa can take it back because I'm not ruled by material desi-- Is that a pony?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, Santa can take it back because I'm not ruled by material desi—Is that a pony?
 {{qf|Homer}} I don't know what Santa left you. I just know his name is [[Clip-Clop]] and he loves sugar.
 {{Season 13|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Blunder Years|Brawl in the Family}}
-:''[Close-up of Homer at breakfast.]''
+{{qf|[[Chet Manners]]}} ''[on TV]'' Hi, I'm Colonel Chet Manners, five-time space shuttle alternate.
-{{qf|Homer}} So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! ''[it turns out that he is talking to Bart]'' So butter your bacon!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Lo-ser.
-{{qf|Bart}} Yes, father. ''[does so]''
+{{qf|Chet Manners}} ''[on TV]'' Do you want to boldly go where people like me, but not me, have gone before? Then get the Orbit King -- with yaw control like you've never seen!
 ----
-{{qf|[[Richard Gere]]}} I am dreaming of a free Tibet.
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey Lis, is Dad's credit card number 5784365343410709?
-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} We are dreaming of free sandwiches.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You know it is.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Hey, Richard, in {{W|An Officer and a Gentleman}}, did you really do all those sit-ups?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I didn't know your dad was so interested in science.
-{{qf|Richard Gere}} I wish! I did one, and they just showed it a thousand times.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[alarmed]'' Science!?
 ----
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[cheerfully]'' Who wants some astro-lemonade?
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Greetings from Nedily Space Center on Cape Flandaveral. We noticed your sky-ro-technics and thought we'd join in. Ooh, looks like a perfect landing!
-{{qf|Nerd}} What precisely makes it "astro"?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Wow, did you see that yaw control?
-{{qf|Marge}} Look, I don't want to start a whole thing with this.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[bitter]'' I have eyes, don't I?
 ----
-{{qf|[[Kearney]]}} Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.
+{{qf|Homer}} Now all we need is [[Nibbles|our astronaut]]. Bart, where's America's newest hero?
 ----
-{{qf|Marge}} ''[whispering]'' Here she comes! And a-one, and a-two, and...
+{{qf|Homer}} Son, we are about to break the surly bonds of gravity and punch the face of God.
 ----
-{{qf|Lenny}} Richard Gere! The world's most famous Buddhist!
+{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} People, we need some fund-raising ideas.
-{{qf|Carl}} What about the Dalai Lama?
+{{qf|Marge}} Let's just write to [[David Bowie]] again.
-{{qf|Lenny}} Who's the Dalai Lama?
+{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Oh, he's done enough for this church. Anyone else?
-{{qf|Carl}} You know, the 14th Reincarnation of Buddha?
+----
-{{qf|Lenny}} Who's Buddha?
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I've got the answer. Just let me run this church like a business.
-{{qf|Richard Gere}} It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire, 'cause I've got the desire to kick your ass!
+{{qf|Ned}} It's kind of you to offer, Mr. Burns, but buzz around town is that you're, well, evil.
 {{Season 13|Q}}

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 {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} We are dreaming of free sandwiches.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Hey, Richard, in {{w|An Officer and a Gentleman}}, did you really do all those sit-ups?
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Hey, Richard, in {{W|An Officer and a Gentleman}}, did you really do all those sit-ups?
 {{qf|Richard Gere}} I wish! I did one, and they just showed it a thousand times.
 ----

@@ Line 5: / Line 5: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! ''[it turns out that he is talking to Bart]'' So butter your bacon!
 {{qf|Bart}} Yes, father. ''[does so]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''(walking in)'' Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[walking in]'' Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over!
-{{qf|Homer}} Hold that thought... ''(to Bart)'' Bacon up that sausage, boy!
+{{qf|Homer}} Hold that thought... ''[to Bart]'' Bacon up that sausage, boy!
 {{qf|Bart}} But, Dad, my heart hurts!
 :''[Homer glares at him; Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it.]''
@@ Line 16: / Line 16: @@
 {{qf|Richard Gere}} I wish! I did one, and they just showed it a thousand times.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''(cheerfully)'' Who wants some astro-lemonade?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[cheerfully]'' Who wants some astro-lemonade?
 {{qf|Nerd}} What precisely makes it "astro"?
 {{qf|Marge}} Look, I don't want to start a whole thing with this.
@@ Line 22: / Line 22: @@
 {{qf|[[Kearney]]}} Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.
 ----
-{{qf|Marge}} ''(whispering)'' Here she comes! And a-one, and a-two, and...
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[whispering]'' Here she comes! And a-one, and a-two, and...
-{{qf|Family}} ''(singing)'' We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish -- ''(stop as Lisa enters)''
+{{qf|Family}} ''[singing]'' We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish -- ''[stop as Lisa enters]''
 {{qf|Marge}} ...oh. Hello, Lisa.
 {{qf|Lisa}} I just came down for a glass of water.
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no-one told Santa you were a Buddhist.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Well, Santa can take it back, because I'm not ruled by material desi-- ''(gasps when she sees the "present")'' Is that a pony!?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, Santa can take it back, because I'm not ruled by material desi-- ''[gasps when she sees the "present"]'' Is that a pony!?
 :''[Homer and Bart stand beside it.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} I don't know what Santa left you! I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar. ''(holds out some sugar cubes to the pony)''
+{{qf|Homer}} I don't know what Santa left you! I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar. ''[holds out some sugar cubes to the pony]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, we love you, and we're not trying to put any pressure on you!
 :''[She sets Maggie, carrying a candy cane, down on the floor, and nudges her with her foot. Maggie walks over to Lisa and holds out the cane.]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''(touched)'' Aww!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[touched]'' Aww!
 :''[Reverend Lovejoy peers through the living room window as Lisa takes the cane.]''
 {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Lick it! Lick it!
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''(noticing him)'' NO! ''(runs out of the house)''
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[noticing him]'' NO! ''[runs out of the house]''
 ----
 {{qf|Lenny}} Richard Gere! The world's most famous Buddhist!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Blunder Years|Brawl in the Family}}
-:''[Close-up of Homer at breakfast]''
+:''[Close-up of Homer at breakfast.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! (it turns out that he is talking to Bart) So butter your bacon!
+{{qf|Homer}} So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! ''[it turns out that he is talking to Bart]'' So butter your bacon!
-{{qf|Bart}} Yes, father. (does so)
+{{qf|Bart}} Yes, father. ''[does so]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} (walking in) Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''(walking in)'' Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over!
-{{qf|Homer}} Hold that thought... (to Bart) Bacon up that sausage, boy!
+{{qf|Homer}} Hold that thought... ''(to Bart)'' Bacon up that sausage, boy!
 {{qf|Bart}} But, Dad, my heart hurts!
 :''[Homer glares at him; Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it.]''
 ----
-{{qf|Richard Gere}} I am dreaming of a free Tibet.
+{{qf|[[Richard Gere]]}} I am dreaming of a free Tibet.
-{{qf|Lenny}} We are dreaming of free sandwiches.
+{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} We are dreaming of free sandwiches.
 ----
-{{qf|Carl}} Hey, Richard, in An Officer and a Gentleman, did you really do all those sit-ups?
+{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Hey, Richard, in {{w|An Officer and a Gentleman}}, did you really do all those sit-ups?
 {{qf|Richard Gere}} I wish! I did one, and they just showed it a thousand times.
 ----
-{{qf|Marge}} (Cheerfully) Who wants some astro-lemonade?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''(cheerfully)'' Who wants some astro-lemonade?
 {{qf|Nerd}} What precisely makes it "astro"?
 {{qf|Marge}} Look, I don't want to start a whole thing with this.
 ----
-{{qf|Kearney}} Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.
+{{qf|[[Kearney]]}} Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.
 ----
-{{qf|Marge}} (whispering) Here she comes! And a-one, and a-two, and...
+{{qf|Marge}} ''(whispering)'' Here she comes! And a-one, and a-two, and...
-{{qf|Family}} (singing) We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish -- (stop as Lisa enters)
+{{qf|Family}} ''(singing)'' We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish -- ''(stop as Lisa enters)''
 {{qf|Marge}} ...oh. Hello, Lisa.
 {{qf|Lisa}} I just came down for a glass of water.
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no-one told Santa you were a Buddhist.
-{{qf|Lisa}} Well, Santa can take it back, because I'm not ruled by material desi-- (gasps when she sees the "present") Is that a pony!?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, Santa can take it back, because I'm not ruled by material desi-- ''(gasps when she sees the "present")'' Is that a pony!?
-:''[Homer and Bart stand beside it]''
+:''[Homer and Bart stand beside it.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} I don't know what Santa left you! I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar. (holds out some sugar cubes to the pony)
+{{qf|Homer}} I don't know what Santa left you! I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar. ''(holds out some sugar cubes to the pony)''
 {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, we love you, and we're not trying to put any pressure on you!
 :''[She sets Maggie, carrying a candy cane, down on the floor, and nudges her with her foot. Maggie walks over to Lisa and holds out the cane.]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} (touched) Aww!
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''(touched)'' Aww!
-:''[Reverend Lovejoy peers through the living room window as Lisa takes the cane]''
+:''[Reverend Lovejoy peers through the living room window as Lisa takes the cane.]''
 {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Lick it! Lick it!
-{{qf|Lisa}} (noticing him) NO! (runs out of the house)
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''(noticing him)'' NO! ''(runs out of the house)''
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 {{qf|Lenny}} Richard Gere! The world's most famous Buddhist!

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 :''(Close-up of Homer at breakfast)''
 :'''Homer''': So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! (it turns out that he is talking to Bart) So butter your bacon!
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 :'''Richard Gere''': It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire, 'cause I've got the desire to kick your ass!
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+{{Season 13|Q}}

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+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Blunder Years|Brawl in the Family}}
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+:''(Close-up of Homer at breakfast)''
 :'''Homer''': So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! (it turns out that he is talking to Bart) So butter your bacon!
 :'''Bart''': Yes, father. (does so)
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 :'''Homer''': Hold that thought... (to Bart) Bacon up that sausage, boy!
 :'''Bart''': But, Dad, my heart hurts!
-(Homer glares at him; Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it.)
+:''(Homer glares at him; Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it.)''
 ----
 :'''Richard Gere''': I am dreaming of a free Tibet.