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Solar Dragon at 14:25, October 12, 2017

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The Sandbox-Maker at 05:20, April 3, 2017

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SolarBot at 10:47, September 1, 2012

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MrJoshbumstead at 20:34, May 11, 2012

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SaganamiFan at 00:03, August 27, 2010

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Bshardy at 04:33, June 23, 2010

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Solar Dragon at 06:25, March 4, 2010

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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, the dog won't take his medicine.
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} It helps to wrap it in a slice of cheese.
-:''[she wraps it in a slice of cheese and holds it in front of [[Santa's Little Helper]], but [[Homer]] runs in]''
+:''[She wraps it in a slice of cheese and holds it in front of [[Santa's Little Helper]], but Homer runs in.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} Woo-Hoo! Free cheese!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Woo-Hoo! Free cheese! ''[he swallows the cheese-wrapped pill]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Homer, that was for the dog!
 {{qf|Homer}} What happened to us, Marge? We used to feed each other cheese and laugh all night. Then came the heart attacks.
 ----
-{{qf|Lisa}} It's a media circus!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It's a media circus!
 {{qf|Homer}} Woo-Hoo! The circus!
 {{qf|Lisa}} A media circus.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Aaaaaaaaaaahh!!!
 ----
-{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} [[Joe Quimby|Mr. Mayor]], just how many illegitimate children are you hiding?
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Mr. Mayor, just how many illegitimate children are you hiding?
-{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Kent, I'm hiding nothing... ''[takes out a puppy from behind his back]'' except his puppy.
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Kent, I'm hiding nothing... ''[takes out a puppy from behind his back]'' except his puppy.
 {{qf|Reporters}} Awwwwwwwww.
 {{qf|Quimby}} Look into his eyes and tell me I'm lying.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Marge, listen to me. Chloe may have a flashy job, but you're the backbone of this family. You're like the electrical tape that holds the two halves of my car together.
 {{qf|Marge}} That's a sweet thought, Homie.
-{{qf|Homer}} I just hate to see you upset, honey. ''[Homer snaps his fingers]'' You know what would be a good name for [[Maggie]]? Chloe.
+{{qf|Homer}} I just hate to see you upset, honey. ''[snaps his fingers]'' You know what would be a good name for [[Maggie]]? Chloe.
 ----
 {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, honey, let me explain what happened tonight. Sometimes when your mom has half a glass of wine, she goes cuckoo bananas.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Sleeping with the Enemy|Fat Man and Little Boy}}
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mom, the dog won't take his medicine.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, the dog won't take his medicine.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' It helps to wrap it in a slice of cheese.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} It helps to wrap it in a slice of cheese.
 :''[she wraps it in a slice of cheese and holds it in front of [[Santa's Little Helper]], but [[Homer]] runs in]''
-:'''Homer:''' Woo-Hoo! Free cheese!
+{{qf|Homer}} Woo-Hoo! Free cheese!
 :''[he swallows the cheese-wrapped pill]''
-:'''Marge:''' Homer, that was for the dog!
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, that was for the dog!
-:'''Homer:''' What happened to us, Marge? We used to feed each other cheese and laugh all night. Then came the heart attacks.
+{{qf|Homer}} What happened to us, Marge? We used to feed each other cheese and laugh all night. Then came the heart attacks.
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' It's a media circus!
+{{qf|Lisa}} It's a media circus!
-:'''Homer:''' Woo-Hoo! The circus!
+{{qf|Homer}} Woo-Hoo! The circus!
-:'''Lisa:''' A media circus.
+{{qf|Lisa}} A media circus.
-:'''Homer:''' Woo-Hoo! I don't know the difference!
+{{qf|Homer}} Woo-Hoo! I don't know the difference!
 ----
-:'''Marge:''' This is the most exciting scandal since [[O.J. Simpson|the Juice]] was on the loose.
+{{qf|Marge}} This is the most exciting scandal since [[O.J. Simpson|the Juice]] was on the loose.
-:'''Lisa:''' The Juice is still on the loose.
+{{qf|Lisa}} The Juice is still on the loose.
-:'''Marge:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahh!!!
+{{qf|Marge}} Aaaaaaaaaaahh!!!
 ----
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' [[Joe Quimby|Mr. Mayor]], just how many illegitimate children are you hiding?
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} [[Joe Quimby|Mr. Mayor]], just how many illegitimate children are you hiding?
-:'''Mayor Quimby:''' Kent, I'm hiding nothing... ''[takes out a puppy from behind his back]'' except his puppy.
+{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Kent, I'm hiding nothing... ''[takes out a puppy from behind his back]'' except his puppy.
-:'''Reporters:''' Awwwwwwwww.
+{{qf|Reporters}} Awwwwwwwww.
-:'''Quimby:''' Look into his eyes and tell me I'm lying.
+{{qf|Quimby}} Look into his eyes and tell me I'm lying.
-:'''Brockman:''' Well, I'm placated, and so are all my friends in the local media.
+{{qf|Brockman}} Well, I'm placated, and so are all my friends in the local media.
 ----
-:'''[[Chloe Talbot]]:''' Well, if it isn't local news legend Kent Brockman. Hey, Kent, run over any more pedestrians?
+{{qf|[[Chloe Talbot]]}} Well, if it isn't local news legend Kent Brockman. Hey, Kent, run over any more pedestrians?
-:'''Brockman:''' Those records are sealed.
+{{qf|Brockman}} Those records are sealed.
 ----
-:'''Bart:''' I didn't think anyone successful came from [[Springfield]].
+{{qf|Bart}} I didn't think anyone successful came from [[Springfield]].
-:'''Homer:''' What about the two-headed goat?
+{{qf|Homer}} What about the two-headed goat?
-:'''Lisa:''' Technically, he was born in [[Shelbyville]].
+{{qf|Lisa}} Technically, he was born in [[Shelbyville]].
-:'''Homer:''' Yes, but he came here to die. ''[looks out of the window at a statue of a two-headed goat]'' One of you ate tin cans, the other ate health food. How you solved crimes, I'll never know.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yes, but he came here to die. ''[looks out of the window at a statue of a two-headed goat]'' One of you ate tin cans, the other ate health food. How you solved crimes, I'll never know.
 ----
-:'''Brockman:''' [[Channel 6 News]] rocks! A car chase every night or the weather girl wears a tube top. And if she doesn't, you win a pizza!
+{{qf|Brockman}} [[Channel 6 News]] rocks! A car chase every night or the weather girl wears a tube top. And if she doesn't, you win a pizza!
 ----
-:'''Chloe:''' Marge, where are you living now?
+{{qf|Chloe}} Marge, where are you living now?
-:'''Marge:''' ''[mumbling]'' [[Evergreen Terrace]].
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[mumbling]'' [[Evergreen Terrace]].
-:'''Chloe:''' [[Paris]]? Just like you always dreamed!
+{{qf|Chloe}} [[Paris]]? Just like you always dreamed!
-:'''Marge:''' Terrace. Evergreen Terrace. The street that smells like pee.
+{{qf|Marge}} Terrace. Evergreen Terrace. The street that smells like pee.
 ----
-:'''Marge:''' Would you like to come over for dinner tomorrow?
+{{qf|Marge}} Would you like to come over for dinner tomorrow?
-:'''Chloe:''' Oh, I'd love to! I'm getting so sick of these greasy catered meals.
+{{qf|Chloe}} Oh, I'd love to! I'm getting so sick of these greasy catered meals.
-:'''[[Luigi Risotto]]:''' You insult-a me, you insult [[Italy]]... ''[holds up a place mat with a map of Italy on]'' which is shaped like a boot?! Who knew?
+{{qf|[[Luigi Risotto]]}} You insult-a me, you insult [[Italy]]... ''[holds up a place mat with a map of Italy on]'' which is shaped like a boot?! Who knew?
 ----
-:'''Marge:''' You know, Chloe, some of us stayed in this town and made it a better place.
+{{qf|Marge}} You know, Chloe, some of us stayed in this town and made it a better place.
-:'''Homer:''' Oh, come on, Marge. The only reason we don't move out of this dunghill is because of my court-ordered ankle bracelet. ''[he pulls up his pants leg to show off the bracelet, which starts beeping]'' I'm here! I'm here! Quit buggin' me!
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, come on, Marge. The only reason we don't move out of this dunghill is because of my court-ordered ankle bracelet. ''[he pulls up his pants leg to show off the bracelet, which starts beeping]'' I'm here! I'm here! Quit buggin' me!
-:'''Marge:''' Why do you always have to show that to company?
+{{qf|Marge}} Why do you always have to show that to company?
-:'''Homer:''' It's a conversation starter!
+{{qf|Homer}} It's a conversation starter!
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' Mom, Chloe just won the {{W|Peabody Award}}!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Mom, Chloe just won the {{W|Peabody Award}}!
-:'''Marge:''' Well, I just made the bathroom floor smell like lemons, where's the award for that?
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, I just made the bathroom floor smell like lemons, where's the award for that?
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' Good news, Marge! I've learned to walk naked on stilts!
+{{qf|Homer}} Good news, Marge! I've learned to walk naked on stilts!
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' Marge, listen to me. Chloe may have a flashy job, but you're the backbone of this family. You're like the electrical tape that holds the two halves of my car together.
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, listen to me. Chloe may have a flashy job, but you're the backbone of this family. You're like the electrical tape that holds the two halves of my car together.
-:'''Marge:''' That's a sweet thought, Homie.
+{{qf|Marge}} That's a sweet thought, Homie.
-:'''Homer:''' I just hate to see you upset, honey. ''[Homer snaps his fingers]'' You know what would be a good name for [[Maggie]]? Chloe.
+{{qf|Homer}} I just hate to see you upset, honey. ''[Homer snaps his fingers]'' You know what would be a good name for [[Maggie]]? Chloe.
 ----
-:'''Marge:''' Lisa, honey, let me explain what happened tonight. Sometimes when your mom has half a glass of wine, she goes cuckoo bananas.
+{{qf|Marge}} Lisa, honey, let me explain what happened tonight. Sometimes when your mom has half a glass of wine, she goes cuckoo bananas.
 ----
-:'''Bart:''' Mom, I wanna be just like you. I mean the lava part, not the saving Lisa.
+{{qf|Bart}} Mom, I wanna be just like you. I mean the lava part, not the saving Lisa.
-:'''Homer:''' ''[starts strangling Bart]'' Pretend to care!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[starts strangling Bart]'' Pretend to care!
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-:''Marge and Chloe are fighting''
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mom, the dog won't take his medicine.
-:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Ladies, there's no need to fight over me.
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' It helps to wrap it in a slice of cheese.
-:'''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]''': No one's fighting over you, Homer!
+:''[she wraps it in a slice of cheese and holds it in front of [[Santa's Little Helper]], but [[Homer]] runs in]''
-:'''Homer''': Oh... carry on.
+:'''Homer:''' Woo-Hoo! Free cheese!
 ----
-:'''[[Chloe Talbot]]''': Lisa, what are you doing in there?
+:'''Lisa:''' It's a media circus!
-:''Lisa comes out of a car''
+:'''Homer:''' Woo-Hoo! The circus!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Praying to [[Buddha]], [[Jesus]], [[SpongeBob]]. There's no time to be picky.
+:'''Lisa:''' A media circus.
-[Camera cuts to Heaven]
+:'''Homer:''' Woo-Hoo! I don't know the difference!
-:'''[[Buddha]]''': Perhaps we should help.
+----
-:'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]''': Screw her! (laughs evilly)
+:'''Marge:''' This is the most exciting scandal since [[O.J. Simpson|the Juice]] was on the loose.
 {{Season 16|Q}}

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 :'''Homer''': Oh... carry on.
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': SHE'S TAKING MY DAUGHTER TO BE A CAMERA-GIRL FACING AN ERUPTING VOLCANO ?
+:'''[[Chloe Talbot]]''': Lisa, what are you doing in there?
-:'''[[Mrs. Hoover]]''': Yep, and that's just for a bad reason....
+:''Lisa comes out of a car''
-:'''Mrs. Hoover and Marge''': ...I JUST DON'T WANT TO MAKE MY PILGRIM OUT OF FELT !
+:'''[[Lisa]]''': Praying to [[Buddha]], [[Jesus]], [[SpongeBob]]. There's no time to be picky.
 [Camera cuts to Heaven]
-:'''[[Buddha]]''': Perhaps we should get her a new job.
+:'''[[Buddha]]''': Perhaps we should help.
 :'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]''': Screw her! (laughs evilly)
-[Camera cuts to Earth]
 {{Season 16|Q}}

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 :'''Homer''': Oh... carry on.
 ----
-:'''[[Chloe Talbot]]''': Lisa, what are you doing in there?
+:'''[[Marge]]''': SHE'S TAKING MY DAUGHTER TO BE A CAMERA-GIRL FACING AN ERUPTING VOLCANO ?
-:''Lisa comes out of a car''
+:'''[[Mrs. Hoover]]''': Yep, and that's just for a bad reason....
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Praying to [[Buddha]], [[Jesus]], [[SpongeBob]]. There's no time to be picky.
+:'''Mrs. Hoover and Marge''': ...I JUST DON'T WANT TO MAKE MY PILGRIM OUT OF FELT !
 [Camera cuts to Heaven]
-:'''[[Buddha]]''': Perhaps we should help.
+:'''[[Buddha]]''': Perhaps we should get her a new job.
 :'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]''': Screw her! (laughs evilly)
+[Camera cuts to Earth]
 {{Season 16|Q}}

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		+	:'''[[Chloe Talbot]]''': Lisa, what are you doing in there?
		+	:''Lisa comes out of a car''
		+	:'''[[Lisa]]''': Praying to Buddha, Jesus, SpongeBob. There's no time to be picky.
		+	[Camera cuts to Heaven]
		+	:'''[[Buddha]]''': Perhaps we should help.
		+	:'''[[SpongeBob SquarePants \| SpongeBob]]''': Screw her! (laughs evilly)



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-'''Homer''': ''{while Marge and Chloe are fighting}'' "Ladies, there's no need to fight over me."<br />'''Marge''': "No one's fighting over you, Homer!"<br />'''Homer''': "Oh. Carry on.
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−	'''Homer''': ''{while Marge and Chloe are fighting}'' "Ladies, there's no need to fight over me." <br> '''Marge''': "No one's fighting over you, Homer!" <br> '''Homer''': "Oh. Carry on.	+	'''Homer''': ''{while Marge and Chloe are fighting}'' "Ladies, there's no need to fight over me."<br />'''Marge''': "No one's fighting over you, Homer!"<br />'''Homer''': "Oh. Carry on.
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 '''Homer''': ''{while Marge and Chloe are fighting}'' "Ladies, there's no need to fight over me." <br> '''Marge''': "No one's fighting over you, Homer!" <br> '''Homer''': "Oh. Carry on.